There, I fixed it! With my Socially Aware Moral Superiority and smartphone. Because you know, I am smart.

Beggars love me because I'm special.

Bum steals change from college professor, luckily the professor caught video of it on his phone!

Winner! Right out of the box.

😊😊

"...and now you know why they are called 'selfies' ..."

notice the dog . she knows

"Hey look, I'm a loser just like you. Only difference is I have cool stuff."