SI Yumi Nu

Yumi is Yummy!!

Yumi in action.

Now that right there is funny!😆

Hard pass for me, try Hanco !

I generally don't deal with adults who use the terms "yummy, tummy or potty"

No Yumi? How about Hunter?

All the fat chicks say those things.......

Sorry man, Im not transracial.
Am white and tubbies aint it.

I’m white

Damn! What a gunt!!!

If I had a Holstein the size of Yumi, I'd put it on a diet.

You could just fug it off her!

But Woodie she’s a young thing!

Yeah, you do got a point there.

Well lay to on them oars Starbuck! It’s the white whale we be after!

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No buffalo hunters here I guess 😁

Reminds me of

Reminds me of the type of things gays and other deviants spout about how people don't understand or accept them.

I say, if you're comfortable with your choices, go with it, but stop trying to convince me, because I ain't buying.

Strap a 4x4 across your ass and go to it!

Not many anyway!

What you said was better than I could have, so I stopped typing.

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Spot on, it's propaganda plain and simple.

Easy pass for me.

Winner winner, you know the rest!

Tough call either this one or...

Woodie’s

I wouldn't touch it, I'm no chubby chaser. An easy pass and she is not attractive at all.

hug and mark, hug and mark...

The Mexican guy's I hang out with would call her "Gordibuena"

There aint a thing wrong with the way Yumi looks. The platitude having to do with a screen door and a hurricane comes to mind.

Gordibuena I like that.

Attractiveness is a sliding scale dependant on rural location and alcohol consumed.

She can range from a 4 to an 8.5 depending on those criteria.

Looking at her reminds me of Bobbi Bown Eye, sitting in a bar alone, looking over the reduced calorie drink menu, but deciding on a water to go with her plate of ribs and potato skins would be WeightWatcher appropriate.

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Magazine should come with a free set a beer goggles.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Gawd I love this scene!

I'd stick my dick so far up her ass it would wink at her every time she washes her teeth...

You’d probably impale half a chicken and a dozen doughnuts before you left her colon.


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Prolly... "Hey Alvin, you want a piece of this buffalo woman?" What flick was this line from?

That’s what I’m talking about! I’d fug em like Captain Ahab harpooned that whale hard, fast, and relentlessly!!!

Lonesome Dove?

Brain fart. It was Death Hunt with Lee Marvin.

Beav... Chickens, really? They can lay eggs right?

Correct! Buffalo Heifer in Lonsome Dove! 😁😜

" Alvin, buffalo woman wants to know when you're going to be ready for her? She says you walk likes you have a corn cobb up your ass." Death Hunt

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Great flick!

That was my first thought.


Then I remembered the scene in Death Hunt.

More Yumi!

She needs to be chased around the pasture a few times every day after feeding.

A half eaten cluck, stored in her dumpster, ain’t gonna lay anymore eggs, Grizz. 😂

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I’d chase her around the bedroom!

Stampede!!!!

I was thinking of that song when I made my post.

Amen!

Merle knows what's good. LMFAO

Yes Sir

She’s not bad looking for a fat girl. But that’s because she’s young and she is pretty. If she had a fugly face and bad skin she would be a hard pass. Give her a few years and/or few kids and she will have another 60 pounds on her easily. I’m not sure why they are promoting fatness like they do these days. Might as well bring back the Marlboro ads.

That could be true, but in the meantime

Well that'll give ya lots of cushion for the pushing.
Bet a couple of hours at the local watering hole and she'd look pretty dang good...especially at closing time.

Would you be on the bottom?

Just thinkin bout a new angle for those medical alert transmitters.

She's one of them purdy big wimins........ I don't think I could afford her vittles with the prices these days.....

Her SI stats say she is 5’11” and 242 lbs, half Dutch and half Japanese. I think she fuggin hot 🥵!!

Once again I don’t care who you are, but that right there is funny 😆

I'd pound the he11 out of her...

"Help! I'm ballin, and I can't get up!"

Falling asleep on her would be like sleeping in a big feather bed 😋

Let's face it.

She's 2 Dutch and four Japanese.

Yumi, on the way ta the photoshoot:

Yumi is a LOAD!

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Let's get her a hand, men. A beached whale! And whales are the endangered species. Let's get her back in the ocean.

No, I don't feel sorry for this fat hog, you have to eat a lot of pork chops and ice cream, and to avoid all exercise, to be that fat and that young.

Just another part of the continuing attack on masculinity 🙄

A friend of mine was sent to Vegas on business.

Turns out at his hotel that weekend was a National meeting of “big women and the men who love them”.

Said he was afraid to ride in the elevators and the pool was indescribable

You mean INSTEAD of feeding.

yuck. no thanks.

I'm curious whether guys who find fat women like this attractive are basically just attracted to anything female or if they actually prefer the women to be fat?

Personally I’m attracted to all body types of females, I just prefer women built like her.

Take a first aid kit with you so that you can take care of those prop scars when you catch her.

You are kidding, right?

I prefer them slim and trim, but, having more belly than is good for me, who am I to complain?

What is the world coming to? We gone from Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump to Joe Biden and now Sports Illustrated has gone from Esti Ginzburg to this whale for a swimsuit model. Next there will be a Transvestite for president and an SI model.

This just speaks to how idiotic women are. It makes no sense to me to say that all women are beautiful. If that were the case, what is the point of inventing an adjective called beautiful!? They think any woman should be able to be on the cover of the swimsuit issue because it’s inclusive. I was an OK baseball player in high school, should I be on the cover of Sports Illustrated as well? Because of inclusivity? Of course not! People that are on the cover of these magazines should be exceptional, not ordinary. Why can’t women understand that 7 billion people on the planet, got here from breeding, are proof that no one needs to be exceptional.

No I’m serious, to each their own.

By a few years from now the pandering to guilt-driven identity worship issues will have died down and Yumi types will not be spotlighted as in this case. Like men, women grow into all shapes and sizes and that will go on and on. Those who grow into Yumi style still will be called fat, or too big, or whales, or whatever and those who pander will have moved on to some other abstractions.

Some folks see certain physical aspects as defining beauty. Then again, observers ranging from poets to philosophers long have have pointed out more meaningful definers of beauty. So it was, is and will be.

Bet she needs 2 bidets.

This is a tranny and he is an SI model.

Modifications thereto?

The term Yumm-A-Louie has been heard coming from me

Actually made that one up for a grandson

12 years on he has modified it to Crap-A-Louie.

Dubya got nothing on me for butchering English in a way that everybody gets.