Ok...tough guys. How many of you Tulsi voting manly men groom your nads and bush? Does the Johnson and Johnson pink baby lotion you use after your second shower of the day clog the razor? Does your bidet cause razor burn? Does the scent booster your wife uses in the laundry on your silk sheets cause irritation? Hard mofos!
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver, doesn't clog my razors. Possibly a bidet in the new house, help save on water!!š¤£š¤£ Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver. Possibly a bidet in the new house. Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
You like Celine Dion records don't you?
#FullyVaxxedandBoosted
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver. Possibly a bidet in the new house. Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??
I like to donate my hair to Jewish people in the cancer ward. #Icare
#FullyVaxxedandBoosted
Don't be jealous.
Jim turned into a chucklehead. Sad days indeed. LOL
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver. Possibly a bidet in the new house. Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??
Does your Barista?
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver. Possibly a bidet in the new house. Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??
Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?
Fireball calls out Bristoe for manscaping. Do you have knowledge of this, Fireball?
12 pages at least. This is gunna be epic.
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver. Possibly a bidet in the new house. Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??
Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?
The minimum wage kid that puts the little cream flower on your soy latte.
I shorten mine with a bic lighter. Ever since we cut the dish network, been pretty slow round char
I have always heard the shorter the hedge the taller the tree. Plus its a lot cooler in the summer.
I need to trim mine. Not that anyone cares, but they're starting to hang out of my shorts. I really don't want my pubes to get hung up in my truck keys or something.
Hastings thread tie inā¦.ZERO TURN MOWERS
Maybe ask Tulsi about that next time Tucker has her on. Maybe have Tucker ask her to explain her position on the 2nd Amendment while she's at it.
You know she make it clap
No razor for me. I use a weed whip over the campfire. The evidence is gone, the smoke keeps the bugs away and then use Go Jo hand cleaner as after shave on it.
I need to trim mine. Not that anyone cares, but they're starting to hang out of my shorts. I really don't want my pubes to get hung up in my truck keys or something.
Boomers with their nUTZ hanging outta their shorts . LMAO
Razors are for puzzies. I use acetylene torch. Keeps it clean to the skin.
Frozen oj concentrate and a straight razor
It's a quick way to gain an inch.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver. Possibly a bidet in the new house. Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??
Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?
The minimum wage kid that puts the little cream flower on your soy latte.
Never had any of that.
You like it?
Make sure you use cold goat cream for that soothing, no-razor-burn effect.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Me. Manscaped Crop Preserver. Possibly a bidet in the new house. Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??
Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?
The minimum wage kid that puts the little cream flower on your soy latte.
Never had any of that.
You like it?
ShƬt...we don't have a Starbucks in the state?
Least I have never seen one.
I will admit to using a Mr Coffee machine though. Percolated is better.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Def sounds like it.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Just making sure all them wives that don't want to get b******* through all the fuzz and hair can get the experience free of charge out back of the bar LOL
woman nice and smooth and soft and trim
Hell yeah. Feels like horse lips.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Here Jim maybe this woman's more of your liking
woman nice and smooth and soft and trim
Hell yeah. Feels like horse lips.
You may know one of the same women I do
Mine is due to come off. Setting on a motorcycle without a trim is just asking for a very uncomfortable ride. kwg
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Here Jim maybe this woman's more of your liking
That's a Hi Line 8.
Damn right I would!
A vag is covered with hair for a reason. They are less photogenic than I am.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
Be careful trimming your gunt too tight, youāll get them heat bumps like their black guys get on their jowls
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
You can't smell anything anyway.
Be careful trimming your gunt too tight, youāll get them heat bumps like their black guys get on their jowls
Hogmaws that was terrible!
Hahahaha!
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable
Is that big Jim after a trip to the spa?
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable
Wrong hole lol
Razors are like so 20 years ago... Hot wax FTW! You first...
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable
Wrong hole lol
well if you stick both fingers in you know give it the old two finger test if one bins and one don't and they both smell the same?
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Crazy horse chicks pick strange dudes.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable
Wrong hole lol
well if you stick both fingers in you know give it the old two finger test if one bins and one don't and they both smell the same?
Reckon Iād look for female companionship in a different locale if experienced that. :barf:
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
There's a difference between bald and well groomed and trimmed. What about well trimmed beard and head or bald head I'm talking men there of course well today we never know
Is that big Jim after a trip to the spa?
That was his Noon appointment.
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!
Only in Montana!
Ok...tough guys. How many of you Tulsi voting manly men groom your nads and bush? Does the Johnson and Johnson pink baby lotion you use after your second shower of the day clog the razor? Does your bidet cause razor burn? Does the scent booster your wife uses in the laundry on your silk sheets cause irritation? Hard mofos!
Is this a photo request??
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!
Only in Montana!
Surely thereās a man or two somewhere in Cali?
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!
Only in Montana!
Surely thereās a man or two somewhere in Cali?
Only man I'm kissing is the man in the canoe!
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
There's a difference between bald and well groomed and trimmed. What about well trimmed beard and head or bald head I'm talking men there of course well today we never know
Iāll never argue the aesthetic appeal of a trimmed and maintained bush.
Groomed pretty beards are for homos.
Never have trimmed. Iām curious. Do you manscapers keep your trimming tools in the same case with your 6.5 Crymore and man bun hair ties?
Side note... Are the woke liberal wimmen still calling the va-jay-jay the āfront holeā Or whatever it was....
Aye, yaye, yayeā¦ā¦some things are better unsaid, some pictures better unseen. š
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
Not very diligent about shaving my face, once a week, or two. Damn sure not taking the time to husk my nuts.
Yumi Nu proly eats gallons of ice cream while watching manscape vids
You guys are freaking hilarious!
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
That's what mirrors are for.
If you truly want to learn what mama likes. You trim her she trims yo
What the neck is manscaping
WTH you talkin' about Jim? Manscaping usually involves a face-plant into the pasture, around here. My nose shows some of the effects.
Conrad got a navel down Brazilian wax today. Heās just fishing to see if he should tell us.
What the neck is manscaping
I LOL'd!
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
So your the catcher. Wink wink
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
So your the catcher. Wink wink
Like you for Travis? Wink wink, catch in the back and the mouth I hear. š¤£
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
So your the catcher. Wink wink
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To old to figure out , I guess
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
So your the catcher. Wink wink
It's "you're" fwiw..... LOL
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
So your the catcher. Wink wink
Like you for Travis? Wink wink, catch in the back and the mouth I hear. š¤£
Heard a term awhile back you guys use for each other. Guess your what they call a twink? Whatās that in Tejas, twinko?
Cleanly trimmed here. š Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youāre trimming, so I get it. Wink wink š¤£
So your the catcher. Wink wink
It's "you're" fwiw..... LOL
I had an e on there. Binās algorithms edit my posts.
Sandbilly's a post deleting bitch! LOL Fuggin nut cupper...
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
VIDEO
If I don't keep it high and tight down there, it really makes me uncomfortable when I'm mowing my lawn in my mankini.
What the neck is manscaping
Trimming your nether region.
Sandbilly's a post deleting bitch! LOL Fuggin nut cupper...
What happen squeegee boy? š
Sandbilly's a post deleting bitch! LOL Fuggin nut cupper...
What happen squeegee boy? š
You squeegeed your kchunt!
Aaawww, YOUR vagina is leaking. Lol
I skin my game meat too. The same goes for wimmins. I want to eat right up to the hole, and hair aināt a delicacy. Manscaping was more important before the bidet. Now I just give my gear a good washing then toss it in the bed and say women, enjoy. š«£š¦«
Like a fudge pop goin through a blackberry bramble when I pinch a loaf.
Coulda done without that.
Damn, You really can paint a picture with your words Fats.
Like a fudge pop goin through a blackberry bramble when I pinch a loaf.
I will never be able to look at anything you have cooked again.
Lol
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Like a fudge pop goin through a blackberry bramble when I pinch a loaf.
Man, its hard cleaning peanut butter outta shag carpet...
Yumi Nu proly eats gallons of ice cream while watching manscape vids
Mmm Yumi!
Which reminds me. Need to shave when I shower after work tonight.
Which reminds me. Need to shave when I shower after work tonight.
Are you already up for work or have you not gone to bed yet?
Uggā¦what time do you finish? Iām about ready for bed myself but not tired enough yet.
I hope you have a good night and an even better sleep. š
Get off at 2. In bed between 3 and 5. Work four 10 hour shifts. M-T. I like it. Have Friday, Saturday and Sunday off plus I don't have to be back at work until 3:30 Monday. Haven't been at this but just shy of a year. Not sure I could go back to 5 days with just 2 day weekends off.
Never said working, just said I was at work!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies. Guess thereās some women out there that fit the bill too?
What does it say if someone prefers both extremes? Either silky smooth or looks like they have a labradoodle in a leg lock?
Hair doesnāt grow on a playground.
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.
Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable
Everyone knows once you get past the smell you got it licked.
WTF is wrong with you people, wondering about other peoples private parts.
WTF is wrong with you people, wondering about other peoples private parts.
It's a common theme amongst chuckleheads.
LOL
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv! Sad. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
Traipsing around the desert while on active duty while fully manscaped made life much more tolerable.
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv! Sad. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
Jum rhymes with cum Slumload.
Varmintgay might just have [bleep] on the brain.
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv! Sad. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
Jum rhymes with cum Slumload.
Varmintgay might just have [bleep] on the brain.
There is a reason his handle is varmintgay. He self identifies.
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv! Sad. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
I got 'scaped......
I got 'scaped......
Dang it
Mine is sideways. Itās taken me right at 2 months to finally wear the super glue off.
Hope all is better for you.
heart surgery on March 14th. 2 months out, and my brisket is finally healing up.....
This thread needs bleach.... gojo in the shower 4 me
heart surgery on March 14th. 2 months out, and my brisket is finally healing up.....
I'm glad you came through it and, hopefully, better than ever.
#4 buzz above richard. Shaft gets a run with the Mach3, balls get a #1 buzz. I use Ballsy Spray too.
heart surgery on March 14th. 2 months out, and my brisket is finally healing up.....
Hopefully you are good to go now.
Whoa! Don that is a real beauty there. Yes indeed, hope you are doing well. My elk hunting pard got his zipper a few years back, crazy thing is the Doc used wire like a hog ring to pull his ribs back together and they are finished like you would a fence wire with a pair of pliers. Plainly stick out and look like they could poke through if he laid on them face down.
I don't know about manscaping, but twice a year I use 1/4" clippers over my whole body. I wouldn't call it manscaping....something more like shredding a pasture or clearcutting timber. When I was in college I dated a girl who kept asking me to shave my body hair. I got the bright idea to try Nair. I gave it a try and when I stepped out of the shower it looked like I had the mange.