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Posted By: Jim_Conrad Manscaped - 05/19/22
Ok...tough guys.

How many of you Tulsi voting manly men groom your nads and bush?


Does the Johnson and Johnson pink baby lotion you use after your second shower of the day clog the razor?

Does your bidet cause razor burn?

Does the scent booster your wife uses in the laundry on your silk sheets cause irritation?



Hard mofos!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Gross
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver, doesn't clog my razors.

Possibly a bidet in the new house, help save on water!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver.

Possibly a bidet in the new house.

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.

You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
#FullyVaxxedandBoosted

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Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver.

Possibly a bidet in the new house.

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.

You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
I like to donate my hair to Jewish people in the cancer ward.
#Icare
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
#FullyVaxxedandBoosted

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Don't be jealous.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Jim turned into a chucklehead.

Sad days indeed.

LOL
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver.

Possibly a bidet in the new house.

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.

You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??

Does your Barista?
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver.

Possibly a bidet in the new house.

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.

You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??

Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Fireball calls out Bristoe for manscaping. Do you have knowledge of this, Fireball?
Posted By: viking Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
12 pages at least. This is gunna be epic.
Posted By: Longbob Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Laser šŸ˜³
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver.

Possibly a bidet in the new house.

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.

You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??

Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?

The minimum wage kid that puts the little cream flower on your soy latte.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
I shorten mine with a bic lighter.

Ever since we cut the dish network, been pretty slow round char
Posted By: leesway2 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
I have always heard the shorter the hedge the taller the tree. Plus its a lot cooler in the summer.
Posted By: ltppowell Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
I need to trim mine. Not that anyone cares, but they're starting to hang out of my shorts. I really don't want my pubes to get hung up in my truck keys or something.
Posted By: rcamuglia Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Hastings thread tie inā€¦.ZERO TURN MOWERS
Posted By: local_dirt Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Maybe ask Tulsi about that next time Tucker has her on.

Maybe have Tucker ask her to explain her position on the 2nd Amendment while she's at it.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
You know she make it clap
Posted By: 160user Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
No razor for me. I use a weed whip over the campfire. The evidence is gone, the smoke keeps the bugs away and then use Go Jo hand cleaner as after shave on it.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ltppowell
I need to trim mine. Not that anyone cares, but they're starting to hang out of my shorts. I really don't want my pubes to get hung up in my truck keys or something.
Boomers with their nUTZ hanging outta their shorts . LMAO
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Men should wear pants.
Posted By: high_country_ Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Razors are for puzzies. I use acetylene torch. Keeps it clean to the skin.
Posted By: Teal Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Frozen oj concentrate and a straight razor
Posted By: BeardedGunsmith Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
It's a quick way to gain an inch.
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver.

Possibly a bidet in the new house.

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.

You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??

Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?

The minimum wage kid that puts the little cream flower on your soy latte.
Never had any of that.

You like it?
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Make sure you use cold goat cream for that soothing, no-razor-burn effect.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.

Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Me.

Manscaped Crop Preserver.

Possibly a bidet in the new house.

Egyptian cotton sheets, no itch.

You like Celine Dion records don't you?
Doesn't everybody??

Does your Barista?
Phuu.cks a barista?

The minimum wage kid that puts the little cream flower on your soy latte.
Never had any of that.

You like it?

ShƬt...we don't have a Starbucks in the state?

Least I have never seen one.


I will admit to using a Mr Coffee machine though. Percolated is better.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.

Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?

Def sounds like it.
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.

Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Just making sure all them wives that don't want to get b******* through all the fuzz and hair can get the experience free of charge out back of the bar LOL
Posted By: 160user Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Men should wear pants.

Agreed.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
woman nice and smooth and soft and trim

Hell yeah. Feels like horse lips.
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.

Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Here Jim maybe this woman's more of your liking
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Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by ldholton
woman nice and smooth and soft and trim

Hell yeah. Feels like horse lips.
You may know one of the same women I do
Posted By: kwg020 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Mine is due to come off. Setting on a motorcycle without a trim is just asking for a very uncomfortable ride.

kwg
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.

Are you a youth gymnastics coach or something?
Here Jim maybe this woman's more of your liking
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That's a Hi Line 8.

Damn right I would!

A vag is covered with hair for a reason. They are less photogenic than I am.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it
Posted By: slumlord Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Be careful trimming your gunt too tight, youā€™ll get them heat bumps like their black guys get on their jowls
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it

You can't smell anything anyway.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by slumlord
Be careful trimming your gunt too tight, youā€™ll get them heat bumps like their black guys get on their jowls

Hogmaws that was terrible!


Hahahaha!
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it

You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
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Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
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Is that big Jim after a trip to the spa?
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it

You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable

Wrong hole lol
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Razors are like so 20 years ago...

Hot wax FTW!

You first...
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it

You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable

Wrong hole lol
well if you stick both fingers in you know give it the old two finger test if one bins and one don't and they both smell the same?
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
Posted By: Backroads Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?
Crazy horse chicks pick strange dudes.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it

You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable

Wrong hole lol
well if you stick both fingers in you know give it the old two finger test if one bins and one don't and they both smell the same?

Reckon Iā€™d look for female companionship in a different locale if experienced that. :barf:
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Or they don't like hair in their mouth.

They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
There's a difference between bald and well groomed and trimmed. What about well trimmed beard and head or bald head I'm talking men there of course well today we never know
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by Higginez
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Is that big Jim after a trip to the spa?
That was his Noon appointment.
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Or they don't like hair in their mouth.

They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!

Only in Montana!
Posted By: kelbro Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Ok...tough guys.

How many of you Tulsi voting manly men groom your nads and bush?


Does the Johnson and Johnson pink baby lotion you use after your second shower of the day clog the razor?

Does your bidet cause razor burn?

Does the scent booster your wife uses in the laundry on your silk sheets cause irritation?



Hard mofos!

Is this a photo request??
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Or they don't like hair in their mouth.

They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!

Only in Montana!


Surely thereā€™s a man or two somewhere in Cali?
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Or they don't like hair in their mouth.

They ought to get that from a mouth kiss anyways!

Only in Montana!


Surely thereā€™s a man or two somewhere in Cali?

Only man I'm kissing is the man in the canoe!
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Or they don't like hair in their mouth.
There's a difference between bald and well groomed and trimmed. What about well trimmed beard and head or bald head I'm talking men there of course well today we never know

Iā€™ll never argue the aesthetic appeal of a trimmed and maintained bush.

Groomed pretty beards are for homos.
Posted By: mart Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Never have trimmed. Iā€™m curious. Do you manscapers keep your trimming tools in the same case with your 6.5 Crymore and man bun hair ties?
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
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Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Side note...

Are the woke liberal wimmen still calling the va-jay-jay the ā€œfront holeā€

Or whatever it was....
Posted By: Slope77 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Aye, yaye, yayeā€¦ā€¦some things are better unsaid, some pictures better unseen. šŸ˜
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Not very diligent about shaving my face, once a week, or two.

Damn sure not taking the time to husk my nuts.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Yumi Nu proly eats gallons of ice cream while watching manscape vids
Posted By: framos242 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
You guys are freaking hilarious!
Posted By: RiverRider Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£


That's what mirrors are for.
Posted By: ldholton Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
If you truly want to learn what mama likes. You trim her she trims yo
Posted By: blanket Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
What the neck is manscaping
Posted By: mark shubert Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
WTH you talkin' about Jim?
Manscaping usually involves a face-plant into the pasture, around here.
My nose shows some of the effects.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Conrad got a navel down Brazilian wax today. Heā€™s just fishing to see if he should tell us.
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by blanket
What the neck is manscaping

I LOL'd!
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£


So your the catcher. Wink wink
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£


So your the catcher. Wink wink

Like you for Travis? Wink wink, catch in the back and the mouth I hear. šŸ¤£
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£


So your the catcher. Wink wink


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šŸ¦«
Posted By: blanket Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
To old to figure out , I guess
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£


So your the catcher. Wink wink

It's "you're" fwiw..... LOL
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£


So your the catcher. Wink wink

Like you for Travis? Wink wink, catch in the back and the mouth I hear. šŸ¤£

Heard a term awhile back you guys use for each other. Guess your what they call a twink? Whatā€™s that in Tejas, twinko?
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Cleanly trimmed here. šŸ‘

Most of you fellas would probably have a really tough time seeing what youā€™re trimming, so I get it. Wink wink šŸ¤£


So your the catcher. Wink wink

It's "you're" fwiw..... LOL

I had an e on there. Binā€™s algorithms edit my posts. smile
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
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Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Sandbilly's a post deleting bitch! LOL

Fuggin nut cupper...
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

Posted By: RUM7 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
If I don't keep it high and tight down there, it really makes me uncomfortable when I'm mowing my lawn in my mankini.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by blanket
What the neck is manscaping
Trimming your nether region.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Sandbilly's a post deleting bitch! LOL

Fuggin nut cupper...

What happen squeegee boy? šŸ˜‚
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Higginez
Sandbilly's a post deleting bitch! LOL

Fuggin nut cupper...

What happen squeegee boy? šŸ˜‚

You squeegeed your kchunt!
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Nut cupper!
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Aaawww, YOUR vagina is leaking. Lol
Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
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Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Cuppers!

LOL
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
I skin my game meat too. The same goes for wimmins.

I want to eat right up to the hole, and hair ainā€™t a delicacy.

Manscaping was more important before the bidet. Now I just give my gear a good washing then toss it in the bed and say women, enjoy.

šŸ«£šŸ¦«
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Like a fudge pop goin through a blackberry bramble when I pinch a loaf.
Posted By: kolofardos Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
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Posted By: Higginez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Coulda done without that.
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Damn,
You really can paint a picture with your words Fats.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Like a fudge pop goin through a blackberry bramble when I pinch a loaf.

I will never be able to look at anything you have cooked again.


Lol

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Posted By: hillestadj Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Like a fudge pop goin through a blackberry bramble when I pinch a loaf.


Man, its hard cleaning peanut butter outta shag carpet...
Posted By: LBP Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by hookeye
Yumi Nu proly eats gallons of ice cream while watching manscape vids
Mmm Yumi!
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Which reminds me.

Need to shave when I shower after work tonight.
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Which reminds me.

Need to shave when I shower after work tonight.

Are you already up for work or have you not gone to bed yet?
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Still at work!
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Still at work!

Uggā€¦what time do you finish? Iā€™m about ready for bed myself but not tired enough yet.

I hope you have a good night and an even better sleep. šŸ‘
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Get off at 2. In bed between 3 and 5.

Work four 10 hour shifts. M-T.

I like it. Have Friday, Saturday and Sunday off plus I don't have to be back at work until 3:30 Monday.

Haven't been at this but just shy of a year. Not sure I could go back to 5 days with just 2 day weekends off.
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Still at work!
Or hardly working...lol.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Still at work!
Or hardly working...lol.
Never said working, just said I was at work!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Anyone that prefers a bald pre-pubescent looking pussy has at a minimum latent pedophilic tendencies.

Guess thereā€™s some women out there that fit the bill too?

What does it say if someone prefers both extremes? Either silky smooth or looks like they have a labradoodle in a leg lock?
Posted By: WeimsnKs Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Hair doesnā€™t grow on a playground.
Posted By: smarquez Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by ldholton
Do you know if everybody likes her woman nice and smooth and soft and trim and why not return the favor.
And maybe they will return a daily favor.

Been my experience for about the past 12 years.
^^^^^^^^ gets it .... Not wild animals any longer you don't have to smell it to enjoy it

You can't smell anything anyway.
No not much but that dead critter smell on the pinky is unmistakable
Everyone knows once you get past the smell you got it licked.
Posted By: AkMtnHntr Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
WTF is wrong with you people, wondering about other peoples private parts.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by AkMtnHntr
WTF is wrong with you people, wondering about other peoples private parts.

It's a common theme amongst chuckleheads.

LOL
Posted By: VarmintGuy Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv!
Sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Posted By: TheBigSky Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Traipsing around the desert while on active duty while fully manscaped made life much more tolerable.
Posted By: Raferman Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by VarmintGuy
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv!
Sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Jum rhymes with cum Slumload.
Varmintgay might just have [bleep] on the brain.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by Raferman
Originally Posted by VarmintGuy
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv!
Sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Jum rhymes with cum Slumload.
Varmintgay might just have [bleep] on the brain.


There is a reason his handle is varmintgay. He self identifies.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by VarmintGuy
jum (rhymes with cum!) conrad: I have decided after 6 years of observation you are a drug addled perv!
Sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
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Posted By: JeffA Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
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Posted By: huntsman22 Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
I got 'scaped......

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Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Dude!


Hope you are okay!
Posted By: slumlord Re: Manscaped - 05/19/22
Originally Posted by huntsman22
I got 'scaped......

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Dang it

Mine is sideways. Itā€™s taken me right at 2 months to finally wear the super glue off.

Hope all is better for you.
Posted By: huntsman22 Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
heart surgery on March 14th. 2 months out, and my brisket is finally healing up.....
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
Good deal.
Posted By: atvalaska Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
This thread needs bleach.... gojo in the shower 4 me
Posted By: TheBigSky Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
Originally Posted by huntsman22
heart surgery on March 14th. 2 months out, and my brisket is finally healing up.....

I'm glad you came through it and, hopefully, better than ever.
Posted By: Gooch_McGrundle Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
#4 buzz above richard. Shaft gets a run with the Mach3, balls get a #1 buzz. I use Ballsy Spray too.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
Originally Posted by huntsman22
heart surgery on March 14th. 2 months out, and my brisket is finally healing up.....

Hopefully you are good to go now.
Posted By: Glynn Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
Whoa! Don that is a real beauty there. Yes indeed, hope you are doing well. My elk hunting pard got his zipper a few years back, crazy thing is the Doc used wire like a hog ring to pull his ribs back together and they are finished like you would a fence wire with a pair of pliers. Plainly stick out and look like they could poke through if he laid on them face down.
Posted By: Irving_D Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
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Posted By: JCMCUBIC Re: Manscaped - 05/20/22
I don't know about manscaping, but twice a year I use 1/4" clippers over my whole body. I wouldn't call it manscaping....something more like shredding a pasture or clearcutting timber.

When I was in college I dated a girl who kept asking me to shave my body hair. I got the bright idea to try Nair. I gave it a try and when I stepped out of the shower it looked like I had the mange.
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