SI is full of slim and trim beauties, they just throw in a thick one now for the chubby chasers. It’s ok gentlemen guys like me leave more thin ones for y’all.
The thing that most of us are mocking is the gas lighting by media trying to tell us that being significantly overweight and out of shape is beautiful and bikini model worthy (everyone gets a trophy, everyone’s beautiful, everyone is as smart as the next person ect). I’m not the guy that Haines would call on to model underwear. That’s alright. We can’t all be all things to all people and pretending that we can is stupid.
Hard to say for sure but looks like they might be slab titties . But guarantee they’re better than skinny girl slabs . What the hell , we ain’t gonna get the opportunity to say yay or nay . Not toe to toe Kenneth
Exactly. This is about pushing an agenda and trying to paint men that do not find overweight woman to be the ideal or perfect body type as sexist pigs.
I don’t buy that narrative. News flash but woman are attracted to fit in shape men too. Men are more visually oriented than woman overall but that’s a natural biological difference. Just as woman tend to be more interested in a man’s financial status than what men are towards a woman’s financial status.
Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬
She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.
Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.
Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
A big gal lived across the street from a friend of mine. The suspension of her Datsun B210 had a permanent sag on the driver's side.
at my age of 68 and close too 69 , little extra meat ain`t so bad , when i was young i had my share of the thin pretty ones !
That ain't a little extra meat that's a lot of extra potato and rice. Just can't do fat and all the health issues that follow . Buy her some white pants and open up a multi screen cinema on that azz.
Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬
She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.
Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.
Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous !
They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬
She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.
Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.
Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous !
They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A customer at the auto shop I managed kept complaining about his Dodge pickup pulling to the right, even after we had aligned it twice. Then he drove in one day with his wife onboard, all 400+ pounds of her. I had them both sit in the truck while the front end man did another adjustment- - - -no pull, unless she ws not onboard- - - -then it would turn hard left if he let go of the steering wheel. The front bumper had about a 3 inch tilt to the right most of the time.
Ms Flabbo from SI probably needs a wide load sign on her butt and a beeper for when she backs up!
Fugging pussies can't go 30 mins without a shower, a bidet, pink baby lotion and now they can't stand a non-anorexic woman.
You twats deserve to be Chinese pets.
gotta have a pine tree air "freshener" clipped to the A/C vents.....................and they even have to have functioning A/C for when it gets to 80F.
Moved across the country in July of '63, in a black '61 Chevy station wagon, no A/C, old Rte 66 once we hit MO or some such. 3 kids, 2 adults, and a baby still in diapers, and we didn't have disposable ones back then.
117F in the dark when we hit Needles. Arrived SoCal on 1 Aug 61.
Now I'm a wimp, tolerated cars with no A/C when we lived in the desert of AZ in the early 2000s and temps up to 126 or so. Now I think it's hot when it hits 105 here.
It’s a trick to provoke a bunch of comments like we have here. When she’s on the cover of Womens’ Health or in a cookie commercial on the tube we’ll know they really mean it.
I bet a bunch of us Campfire guys wouldn’t look that great in a skimpy swimsuit, but we also wouldn’t expect to see our pics being celebrated on the cover of Muscle & Fitness. Context matters. A guy can live the hobo life if he wants to, but it would be odd to put him on the cover of Forbes in the name of “inclusivity”.
jum conrad: For YOU to call anyone a "pussy" is just exactly like the pot calling the kettle black! PUSSY! Sheesh. Its getting rich around here. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
ATLANTA—In what many are calling a long-overdue act of democracy, justice, and equity, Sports Illustrated has honored Stacey Abrams as this year’s Swimsuit Edition cover model.
“Despite decades of unfair Abrams-suppression measures, we have finally ascended the pinnacle of what our institution represents: beautiful governors ignoring haters, racists, and meanies,” said Sports Illustrated managing editor Gob Dibbons to the press at yesterday’s unveiling event for the highly-anticipated magazine issue. Amid cheers for Abrams finally being recognized as a beautiful, powerful governor, several members of the press fainted when Dibbons drew back the black felt curtain to reveal the cover depicting the bombshell Democrat supermodel.
Reporters from Fox News claim that Abrams lost the 2018 Georgia Governor’s election and is not, in fact, a beautiful governor, but they have had their press passes revoked for spreading hurtful disinformation.
Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out.
Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out.
The bottom one is fine, good looking gal. I'd be all over her. The other one has the giant ass thing going that I can't stand so she'd be a no.
I guess it's the influence of black culture and rap, but I can't figure out why giant, gelatinous fat rear ends are now considered sexy by some guys. I don't mind a few extra pounds on a woman but it has to be proportionate. The giant, out of shape butts that are in vogue now are as gross as a giant beer belly on a woman.
Here I thought the SI model was going to be a Transformer. Turns out it’s just a slab of Pork. This world (well America) has become one sad arse place the last 5-7 decades. Toxic masculinity, instagram famous, YouTube sensation. Sometimes I think global warming isn’t happening fast enough. I wonder if the Dinosaurs became a bunch of apologetic, pansy arse Leftist LIEberals before they were wiped out????
I surfed past one of those YouTube “shows”, where some pretty, Asian 20 something girl, was bragging to the panel about how she “F Ed” a bunch of Instagram employees to get her account unlocked. She seemed proud of it, and the “men”’on the panel (are they really men?) thought it was great. Back in my day, that made you a dirty whore!
Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out.
Somehow I doubt these fatties feel any better about these bigger chicks making the cover these days. Considering this woman probably had 300 pounds on her.
Somehow I doubt these fatties feel any better about these bigger chicks making the cover these days. Considering this woman probably had 300 pounds on her.
Is not the same as this
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by hanco
I was having a dream last night.
My doorbell rang, and I went downstairs to answer it.
There she stood...
...with a bottle of Tequila in one hand, and a bottle of Wesson Oil in the other.
Somehow I doubt these fatties feel any better about these bigger chicks making the cover these days. Considering this woman probably had 300 pounds on her.
Is not the same as this
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by hanco
I was having a dream last night.
My doorbell rang, and I went downstairs to answer it.
There she stood...
...with a bottle of Tequila in one hand, and a bottle of Wesson Oil in the other.
True, but the gal who is the original subject of the thread is a lot closer to the first.
Somehow I doubt these fatties feel any better about these bigger chicks making the cover these days. Considering this woman probably had 300 pounds on her.
Is not the same as this
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by hanco
I was having a dream last night.
My doorbell rang, and I went downstairs to answer it.
There she stood...
...with a bottle of Tequila in one hand, and a bottle of Wesson Oil in the other.
True, but the gal who is the original subject of the thread is a lot closer to the first.
Somehow I doubt these fatties feel any better about these bigger chicks making the cover these days. Considering this woman probably had 300 pounds on her.
The question I have is….how did she get there? Walk? Forklift? Chinook? 🚁
Somehow I doubt these fatties feel any better about these bigger chicks making the cover these days. Considering this woman probably had 300 pounds on her.
The question I have is….how did she get there? Walk? Forklift? Chinook? 🚁
At the Golden Corral I go to this gal would be considered anorexic........looks like this thread is also about to get moved to the basement.....if anyone wants to find it when it disappears.
The best thing that has happened to the 'Fire in 10 years is that Hanco retired!
At the Golden Corral I go to this gal would be considered anorexic........looks like this thread is also about to get moved to the basement.....if anyone wants to find it when it disappears.
The best thing that has happened to the 'Fire in 10 years is that Hanco retired!
At the Golden Corral I go to this gal would be considered anorexic........looks like this thread is also about to get moved to the basement.....if anyone wants to find it when it disappears.
The best thing that has happened to the 'Fire in 10 years is that Hanco retired!
At the Golden Corral I go to this gal would be considered anorexic........looks like this thread is also about to get moved to the basement.....if anyone wants to find it when it disappears.
The best thing that has happened to the 'Fire in 10 years is that Hanco retired!
Somehow I doubt these fatties feel any better about these bigger chicks making the cover these days. Considering this woman probably had 300 pounds on her.
The question I have is….how did she get there? Walk? Forklift? Chinook? 🚁
At the Golden Corral I go to this gal would be considered anorexic........looks like this thread is also about to get moved to the basement.....if anyone wants to find it when it disappears.
The best thing that has happened to the 'Fire in 10 years is that Hanco retired!
That’s meat and potatoes right there.
I like meat and potatoes...
Yessir.
Heck yeah. Riding that line closely. Hasn’t crossed it but getting close.
At the Golden Corral I go to this gal would be considered anorexic........looks like this thread is also about to get moved to the basement.....if anyone wants to find it when it disappears.
The best thing that has happened to the 'Fire in 10 years is that Hanco retired!
That’s meat and potatoes right there.
I like meat and potatoes...
Yessir.
Heck yeah. Riding that line closely. Hasn’t crossed it but getting close.
During the American Revolution, at the age of 70, Ben Franklin was sent to France on a diplomatic mission to secure France's financial and military aid to the rebelling colonies. He spent nearly a year in France, mostly in Paris.
At the time, Paris was one of the World's centers for scientific research, as well as art. Franklin, being a Renaissance Man of many talents, was quickly accepted into Paris high society. People found him witty, interesting, and unpredicatable. He was extremely energetic and spry for a man of his age. His Colonial "can do" attitude was refreshing to societal elites who were used to the conformist drudgery of their circle of acquaintances.
Ben soon got a reputation as a ladies man, and was rumoured to have bedded several dozen elderly, wealthy widows. He also gained the reputation of not being terribly selective in whom he chose to share an apartment with for the evening.
When a friend asked him why he seemed to have such low standards when it came to ladies' appearance, he reportedly responded, "In the dark, all cats appear to be gray."
Proving Ben Franklin's wisdom. Any of the ladies shown above beat the silicone cyborg, lookalike Barbie, airbrushed, botoxed, tatooed freaks down in the misc thread.
Proving Ben Franklin's wisdom. Any of the ladies shown above beat the silicone cyborg, lookalike Barbie, airbrushed, botoxed, tatooed freaks down in the misc thread.
I'd be willing to bet a lot of guys talking so bad about a lady and an extra few pounds haven't looked in the mirror lately..
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Poor logic. We old farts packing a few extra pounds aren't putting ourselves out there as male models.
That’s true. But the girls are models because some men actually prefer them. Like somebody said earlier in the thread I’d take these girls over all the fake silicone girls in the classy thread.
I'd be willing to bet a lot of guys talking so bad about a lady and an extra few pounds haven't looked in the mirror lately..
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Poor logic. We old farts packing a few extra pounds aren't putting ourselves out there as male models.
I'll add, if I may, a few pounds is one thing. I can appreciate a pretty woman who happens to be a little thick, but the giant asses and rolls on these "goddesses" is far too much of a good thing.
I'll take a girl with a few extra lbs, than an anorexic, obsessed, stick! They're no fun! Constantly worrying about EVERYTHING they stuck in their mouth!
I'll take a girl with a few extra lbs, than an anorexic, obsessed, stick! They're no fun! Constantly worrying about EVERYTHING they stuck in their mouth!
What went wrong with America? Used to be hot girls were fit and in shape. Now flabby fat assed chicks are hot? What the fughk happened?
I guess kind of like the same thing that happened with no guns no freedom no nothing and still living in California....
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Yeah. My life sucks. I'm sure your's is much better. I have two real big safes full of no guns. You're a joke dude. I'll go picture for picture with you if you want to do a call out thread with me..
What went wrong with America? Used to be hot girls were fit and in shape. Now flabby fat assed chicks are hot? What the fughk happened?
I guess kind of like the same thing that happened with no guns no freedom no nothing and still living in California....
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Yeah. My life sucks. I'm sure your's is much better. I have two real big safes full of no guns. You're a joke dude. I'll go picture for picture with you if you want to do a call out thread with me..
What went wrong with America? Used to be hot girls were fit and in shape. Now flabby fat assed chicks are hot? What the fughk happened?
I guess kind of like the same thing that happened with no guns no freedom no nothing and still living in California....
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Yeah. My life sucks. I'm sure your's is much better. I have two real big safes full of no guns. You're a joke dude. I'll go picture for picture with you if you want to do a call out thread with me..
you missed my point ... it was not a personal attack at all ... but I don't let weed eaters kick my ass either ...
What went wrong with America? Used to be hot girls were fit and in shape. Now flabby fat assed chicks are hot? What the fughk happened?
We had one brief shining moment when society considered athleticism healthy and desirable. Earlier cultures associated overweight with wealth and that made it desirable. Today the extreme effort to never offend anyone has made everyone desirable. Ain't it great.
Old guys who wouldn't have a chance the likes of with Ella Halikas telling us how they have high standards crack me up. I'm sure she's not too keen on seeing your saggy old balls and wrinkled up skin. LOL I ain't a chubby chaser but I can appreciate more than one type of woman. There are multiple forms of beauty. I've seen skinny chicks and plus sized gals who are butt ugly and both types and everything in between that are hotter than hell. If you only can appreciate one type of body, I'd say you have lousy taste and are brainwashed by your old stack of Hustler Mags.
Old guys who wouldn't have a chance the likes of with Ella Halikas telling us how they have high standards crack me up. I'm sure she's not too keen on seeing your saggy old balls and wrinkled up skin. LOL I ain't a chubby chaser but I can appreciate more than one type of woman. There are multiple forms of beauty. I've seen skinny chicks and plus sized gals who are butt ugly and both types and everything in between that are hotter than hell. If you only can appreciate one type of body, I'd say you have lousy taste and are brainwashed by your old stack of Hustler Mags.
Old guys who wouldn't have a chance the likes of with Ella Halikas telling us how they have high standards crack me up. I'm sure she's not too keen on seeing your saggy old balls and wrinkled up skin. LOL I ain't a chubby chaser but I can appreciate more than one type of woman. There are multiple forms of beauty. I've seen skinny chicks and plus sized gals who are butt ugly and both types and everything in between that are hotter than hell. If you only can appreciate one type of body, I'd say you have lousy taste and are brainwashed by your old stack of Hustler Mags.
Old guys who wouldn't have a chance the likes of with Ella Halikas telling us how they have high standards crack me up. I'm sure she's not too keen on seeing your saggy old balls and wrinkled up skin. LOL I ain't a chubby chaser but I can appreciate more than one type of woman. There are multiple forms of beauty. I've seen skinny chicks and plus sized gals who are butt ugly and both types and everything in between that are hotter than hell. If you only can appreciate one type of body, I'd say you have lousy taste and are brainwashed by your old stack of Hustler Mags.
To be honest, though they don't do much for me it is a heck of a lot more realistic for the larger girls to model the togs than some tiny svelte thing that doesn't even begin to represent the average woman.
To be honest, though they don't do much for me it is a heck of a lot more realistic for the larger girls to model the togs than some tiny svelte thing that doesn't even begin to represent the average woman.
You may have a point. However, maybe its the business major in me talking, but I don't think guys buy these types of magazines to look at average girl pics.
I've noticed over the years the list of women guys "wouldn't fu.ck with a gun to their head" is quite a bit longer than those they would. Yet, most of these unfuc.kable broads are getting it from somewhere. Might just be some guys are fulla sh.it and like to ride mopeds as long as no one sees...
She was pretty before but damn she’s hot now. Lana Del Rey has put on about 30-40 lbs in the last couple years. I guess she’s making up for Adele losing weight.
She was pretty before but damn she’s hot now. Lana Del Rey has put on about 30-40 lbs in the last couple years. I guess she’s making up for Adele losing weight.
She was pretty before but damn she’s hot now. Lana Del Rey has put on about 30-40 lbs in the last couple years. I guess she’s making up for Adele losing weight.