Heading home from the big city. Grab a tall boy or 2, & a 6 pack of sliders from the White Castle. Back roads, music, pretty day. Ya got a chunk of onion on a $50 shirt. Now this shirt is really nice, & I normally wouldn't be wearin such a thing sept I found it at the Goodwill for $4. Good stuff. But it's gettin onion on it, what to do? ...........
Un button it, save shirt, let the re-hydrated onions & burger bits fly. Brilliant!
Then... much too soon, the burgers are gone, had enough beer for the road & it's time to stop & pick up a 12 pack for when ya get home. But now ya got all this good stuff in yer chest hair.
What to do? Especially if nobody was looking.
My own, sure. Never out of anyone elses.
Don't have much chest hair......guess it's a Native thing.
Find some treasures in my terrible beard once in a while.
Dang, 10Glocks! You made me laugh
Slumlord should be here shortly..........
No! My chest hair lice always gets to the food before I do.
My own, sure. Never out of anyone elses.
I'll make an exception for my wife's chest hair, but nobody else.
My own, sure. Never out of anyone elses.
I'll make an exception for my wife's chest hair, but nobody else.
What I wuz thinkin, if she wuz really hot ya would.
Ever once in a while I will have some strays from a bowl of popcorn get in there.
I've never ate white castles and pounded down brewskis while driving down I-75 naked, but it is a very Kentucky thing to do, and I salute you sir.
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Notice I said back roads.
But I'll bet those London boys have done just that.
Crab legs?
Or is that going too low.
Just pulled some sauerkraut out and ate it before posting.
Don't have much chest hair......guess it's a Native thing.
Find some treasures in my terrible beard once in a while.
Low T ?
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lol
That's not nice.
I can't help that I am disadvantaged.
Chsthair is fine if it falls into my bellybutton hole that’s just gross
Chsthair is fine if it falls into my bellybutton hole that’s just gross
A man's gotta draw the line somewhere.
Just the one time, but she was really cute.
Only salsa and nacho cheese.
PSA... If you let the cheese dry... it can be a real bitch to comb out later.
Only offered as a kindness to others... I have decades of experience...
No negative commentary PLEASE.
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for benefits. The woman
behind the counter asked me for my Drivers Liciense, to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left it at home. I told the woman I would
have to go home, and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt!" So I opened my shirt revealing my curly
silver chest hair. She said, "That curly silver chest hair is proof enough for me!"
and she processed my application.
When I got home - I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants - You might have gotten Disabilty too!"
Only salsa and nacho cheese.
PSA... If you let the cheese dry... it can be a real bitch to comb out later.
Only offered as a kindness to others... I have decades of experience...
No negative commentary PLEASE.
Just pull cheese ball and hair out .
Set behind teeth and salavatate it till it softens and pull hair out using teeth as a strainer of sorts .
But pull over , can be distracting .😀