... aren't real, but sometimes the ideas that they come up with are absolutely amazing!

I hate the way they sometimes argue with each other though

John, I'm thinking of the time I woke up with an Asian Beetle in my ear.

I wasn't sure what was going on.

If it's still a good idea the next day you're in business

They’re not real and they’re not your friends. Now put down those matches and clean up the gasoline.

The voices in my head

were actually Chucky under my bed

One of the Good Guys you can’t run offt

Suzzanne Pleshette, "Bob, don't eat Japanese food before bedtime."

And now you are?

Do the voices in my head bother you?
Paul B.

I thought they were voices, but turned out to be tinnitus.

I figure one of them has to be right 😁

Do they ring bells at each other?

I always seem to be the loser!

My doctor seems concerned that the voices only talk to me.

Not true Mike. They have been ratting you out to me.

If I don't pay attention to them I usually have problems...

9 out of 10 say, Don't Shoot.

Those voices, can sing better than I can.

Damn it!