What is the dummest......lamest....idiotic thing your wife asked you to do ?

Be honest.........here's mine......

Lawn looks like scchidtt........I tell her.......

Neighbors dog & deer just schhiddt all over it....

I mow it once a week......Its sorta green.........all we do is walk on it....water is scarce......

She bought some 'green lawn paint' from the bezos store.........WTF really.......?

What a PIA to apply.......plugged up the sprayer......one experimental quart doesn't go far...

Let's hear your dummest wife's suggestion.........over........

Honey, let's get a swimming pool.

Then we did.

That's a GREAT pool if you're going to get one. You can ditch it in no time if you decide to.

Mine asked me to check to see if it was a swole up tick or a hemorrhoid on her butthole.

So???

I’m not sure if that is Love and trust or dumb ? But when I blow an ass gasket I get a mirror.

Bathing beauties indeed, crittergetter.

*whistles*

Looked like a bruise or some kind of damage. Have no idea what it could have been.

She buy a Ruger, too?

Thanks for making me nose trickle my drink...

Feed, clothe and house a junkie.