jackassy redneck?

Got/had some in my family who were like that.

Fess-up ....

Never took alcohol.

Can be a redneck azzwhole just fine without it!

Not me, but knowing when to leave and who to keep away from when drinking is a skill.

I just become even more obnoxious. LOL

I'm a fun drunk. Seems like alcohol tends to make most people more like their true nature, or at least the mood they're in at the time.

Not always.

Mike. Yes when brown liquor strikes - so do I. I’ve learned…to dilute it or avoid it all together. Some bad shi** has gone down - ways have been changed.

Anybody can be a drunk.......


Anybody can be a redneck....


Both can work independently.

I've always heard people say 'clear liquor' was what gave them the fighting spirit,, not disputing your word ...

Yeah for me it’s the bourbon. Long winters here in VT - can’t be scrapping with the wife and expect it to be cool.

I cshit everywhere when I drink

Not me.

Tequila, Jager meister, etc...

I have been known to be a dick. Lol

I get happy. If it’s a party, I sing and dance. Usually to this.

Lol Hanco - exactly!

Define jackass.

Guilty as charged! 🤣

I don't drink the spirits....I can't afford the brain cells.

Much more than one drink for me and it's snooze time.

My younger son can get a little abrasive after a few too many.

Worthless brother in law is drunk or high 24/7. When he's really on a bender he'll call every family member and either want to have a hug-fest or kick your ass for some imaginary grievance.

Friends back in florida left their 2 jack russels home with the automated feeder/water machine attending to them. They never crapped in the house but for some reason decided to start.

Their robot floor sweeper/vacuum had a hard time dealing with it, smeared it everywhere for 2 days , I think the dogs attacked the the floor robot and destroyed it too.

No one ever knew I was a drunk until I showed up sober...

I tend to return what I'm getting. Sometimes that's not the best thing.


But in honesty, I've been known to present the asswhole first.

I’m the kind that loves everyone when they are drunk. And I’ll make sure you know….if you didn’t hear me the third time.

I can't do a good job of being a drunk or an azzole if I try to do both at once. Being truly obnoxious requires full command of all of my senses, not being distracted by booze!

Haha that’s what I asked my wife!


Once.

I'm a funny drunk.
At least, I think I'm hilarious. Others have disagreed.

Been a happy drunk my whole life. Known plenty of guys that turn into jackasses or [bleep]. I’m much more of an [bleep] sober.

I enjoy a drink,
hate to feel any effects.

52, drunk once.

There is too much I can't control, I refuse to lose any of the
control I have.

She got tired of spitting out teeth.

Worried about Red Flag Laws.

Brags about punching wife on the internet?

And you think you set people straight on the internet?


You were in Title classes weren't you?

Johnny’s too busy playing internet badass

White Claw makes me 7-ft tall!!!!

I don't drink teqkillya for that reason.

No!

That white tequila with an ice cube, fresh lime and Triple Sec is okey-dokey!

Of course maybe tequila affects Eskimos different than Mexicans.

Truth.

It’s us usually an excuse for a pussy to act out what they wouldn’t do sober. Being drunk gives them an out.

Steelhead/Scott = jackassy

Fugg... that was funny.

Hats off!

If you have a several drinks you might gain vast amounts of control, something to think about !!

friend of mines brother says inappropriate things to people when he drinks and then sends apologies via text the next day. there is no way I would go to a bar with him.....

Same here. I'm much more amicable drunk than I am sober.




Actually it does.

Pro skills. Cheers to that.

Well I feel free to say from all of us on 24hr Campfire why don't you 2 have a beer or a martini or something.

We all agree you are insufferable sober.

Thanks.

“becomes”?

No.

Dont get me drinkin. I’ll spend all your money at the titty bar and then mine too

Does Nyquil count?

I'll get the stripper to spend hers.

My man! (The way Denzel Washington says it. )

well…sober, I’m a sarcastic, backwoods hillbilly redneck that’s sometimes “jackassy”, but during the occasional drunkfest I’m damn funny.😜😵‍💫🤮