I just got a copy of our local weekly newspaper. Inside, there is an article from our local district attorney warning everyone to be on the lookout for tire slashers that call themselves "Tyre Extinguisher" who slash tires on SUV's. They claim to do this to immobilize them due to the climate change disaster. They leave a pamphlet after cutting the tires telling the owner "don't take it personally".
Yep, and they shouldn't "take it personally" when they get shot.
So......
Slash the tires, which are rubber, which is petroleum based.
So the owner has to replace them with tires, made out of rubber, which are petroleum based...............
That'll go along way in saving the environment!
Yep, and they shouldn't "take it personally" when they get shot.
That's illegal!!!
wait, what?
Best part is, they'll be found with a knife or box cutter on their corpse, making a self defense justification.
That's a [bleep] around and find out moment.
Just take his box cutter away from him and perform a little transgender surgery.
Box cutter? is metal, from an open pit mine larger than an oil well footprint, the refining and manufacture of which requires at least as much carbon, etc emissions as a tire.
Genius..... probably drives around to the slashing sites too - wanna bet?
Adds an air of nobility to the cause.
So......
Slash the tires, which are rubber, which is petroleum based.
So the owner has to replace them with tires, made out of rubber, which are petroleum based...............
That'll go along way in saving the environment!
Don't forget to mention burning the tire to get rid of it.
Hope to read somewhere that said tyre slashers have expired with the help of angry auto owners.
So......
Slash the tires, which are rubber, which is petroleum based.
So the owner has to replace them with tires, made out of rubber, which are petroleum based...............
That'll go along way in saving the environment!
Don't forget to mention burning the tire to get rid of it.
Take any slashed tire and light it on fire and while all the black smoke is headed in the air tell the enviro wackos not to take it personally. Or necklace them mandela style with it if you catch them.
Bb
I have read several stories about this and yes it originated in England. They claim they dont slash the tyres but deflate the tires on larger SUV's because they cause the most damage to the environment. Still a good way to get shot or at least have your head used as a football.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
So......
Slash the tires, which are rubber, which is petroleum based.
So the owner has to replace them with tires, made out of rubber, which are petroleum based...............
That'll go along way in saving the environment!
Just morons bein' morons.... I find someone doin' that and they're gonna be limping for months...
How about stacking (necklessing) the cut “tyres” over the slasher……then burn the tires. A two for one response! memtb
They are made of rubber, and plenty of it. I hauled many 44,000 pound loads of synthetic rubber from the refinery at Beaumont to the Michelin plant in Greenville SC. Good Lord do they crank out that rubber, it comes in blocks wrapped with cellophane, weigh 73 pounds each, made from oil. Looks like vanilla taffy. Every ten seconds another block comes down that conveyor belt, and must be loaded by hand into the crate. Good workout for a young man.
They blend it with natural rubber at the tire plant.
Doubt anyone who is replacing tires will go out and buy a Prius
Yep, use the 3 "S" method.