Got my hunting buddies and wives coming over for burgers and brew. You know. Casual deal. Fire pit. Corn hole. Talk about this upcoming season.

Wife has now dropped into third gear getting ready.

Just announced she's trying to find color coordinated napkins for the plastic plates. Wants me to get sparkling water. Made me clean the grill.

Should have just met them at the gravel pit with guns.

Wife>Steve> go put on a nicer shirt as she swats Steve butt

Let chicks be chicks. If they're happy, you'll be happy.

You must be psychic!!

(Replying to Ghost)
^ Yeah but their happiness usually means more unnecessary effort on your part.
Don't forget the plastic champagne glasses for the sparkle water!

At least you're not canning 100 pounds of peaches.

Unwanted effort perhaps, unnecessary depends on the outcome, and ending, of the night!

No, just married.....

Steve, what a lot of guys never realize is that the best aphrodisiac for a woman is for the guy to help around the house. “What can I help you with dear?” goes a lot farther than sitting on your butt watching her work. Mine just made us a rhubarb tort and I’m grilling steaks and helping clean up. Life is great.

Sounds like you have a good one, you gotta take the good with the bad.

Are you really canning 100 lbs of peaches Roy???


We have been making squash casseroles to freeze, got about 40 in there already. We put up tomatoes earlier in the summer, made jalapeños poppers for freezer too.

I like jalapeños poppers but can’t eat to many or the cause a revolution!!!! Ass on fire kind of revolution

Oh, we haven't stayed together for almost 40 years without figuring that out.

That I do. And this ain't bad. I know what bad is...

Man, if I had a dollar for every time my wife told me to "go put a shirt on." And, "pants too!"

If she’s telling you to put ‘em on , something is kattywampus with that
😀

Me too, was married to the wicked witch of the west!

Not really, but we couldn’t get along.

Clean the grill? So much for the acquired flavor.
The easiest way is to use an angle grinder with a wire brush. Wear an old full body shop coat and goggles because the grease is going to fly.

This is what you can look forward to as a soon to be retired guy; Honey-do Lists

Yes.

Yup and a receiver hitch BBQ pit.

HOOAH!!!! 👍

SWEET!

Laura is doing figs now...

She found a new recipe:

- ALMOST boil sugar and water.

- Half the figs and add to the hot water (10 minutes maybe... not sure).

- Strain and save liquid... fill jars with halved figs... add juice and cap with 1" of bourbon.

- Water bath 10 minutes.

- Pantry stable 3+/- months she THINKS. Refigorator stable for a year maybe.

AMAZING on breakfast stuff.

Fireball2 that's a 1 st class pic and most impressive. ..mb

You fuuuked up homes....
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Pssst.

Women are most excellent at being "1st in things that don't count".
Like napkins and schit like "social status".
Ect ect ect.....

This is a chance for you 2 to build a bridge!!!

Canning....

Ebony and Ivory!!!!

Really the only issue left is which of you 2 is Stevie and which is Paul
Maybe Cash and FB can work this out in the middle of the bridge.
Or we can simply put it up to a campfire vote on who is who???
Please use this opportunity guys to get past the impasse that has existed for so long between you two.
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My wife when we have company,"Will you put on a shirt with sleeves , please !"

Why?

The joy I get from fuggin with Ballz is truly grand stuff...

Why would you feel compelled to dismiss that happiness?

Always felt thankful that wife took time out of her day to accommodate the fact that I wanted to have friends over.

Could be married to a lazy slob.......luckily I'm not.

That is one of the many reasons I got rid of mine years ago.

Wife is interested in your squash casserole recipe for next year. We sliced, blanched and froze all of ours this year.

I'm just trying to win a Nobel award man...


Kinda a bucket list thing for me.

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Corn Hole ??????

Don't judge me...

GFY!

LOL

I just want you to remember your motives ^^^^ when I decide to respond in kind. And I don't want to hear ANYTHING about it. Until then, keep deluding yourself.

LOL

That sounds sooooooo familiar. I finally convinced her that they don't make paper towels to match the plastic plates.

First thing I noticed as well. I want to hear more about that part....

Dude, Freeze them things..... Love them frozen

That's not too bad. Mine actually wants me to put on pants or at least shorts. Sheesh. My house, my rules!
#freewilly

“Your house”? That’s good one! 😁

I'll admit. That may be a bit of a reach....

Yeah this. Really? Corn Hole?

Light off them Great Ballz of Fire.

Really... GO!