Any of you guys have your wife flash her rack at you or am I the only one?

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Apparently YOUR honeymoon ain't over............

This too shall pass.

Thread is worthless without pictures . . .

She trying to tell you something and you ain't listening
Never let stupid work get in the way of play. Got it?

Enjoy it while ye may. If she is still around at age 65 that will be a different thing...

Mine is somewhat more subtle, but the neighbor women do that every time I pass by.

My wife's parents were missionaries, making her a lifetime prude.

Originally Posted by CCCC

Mine is somewhat more subtle, but the neighbor women do that every time I pass by.

Originally Posted by Clarkm

My wife's parents were missionaries, making her a lifetime prude.

Hopefully they taught her the position...........

Originally Posted by Clarkm

My wife's parents were missionaries, making her a lifetime prude.

Usually that has the opposite effect on girls raised that way.

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

You too, huh?

Practically everyday! No pics

Originally Posted by Yoder409

Originally Posted by Clarkm

My wife's parents were missionaries, making her a lifetime prude.

Hopefully they taught her the position...........

Doggy?

Funny thing you should ask.Your wife does that to me also.

Could be the tractor😀

When she does that........
Look over your shoulder to see if the neighbor's standing there! It might not be you she's flashing 😁

Tractors so tend to have that effect on women.

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Just settle down.

Your wife flashes everybody.

Added to the list of things that never happened.

My wife doesn't do that when I'm hauling stone, only when I'm crushing it with my bare hands.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Added to the list of things that never happened.

Yes

She better…we paid $8500 for em

Wife does it all the time or she sends me pics while I'm at work. Our honeymoon is still going strong after 25 years 👍

Pictures or it didn't happen

WS

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?

I'm glad you had a good day hauling stone.

Originally Posted by Tarquin

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?

You wannna buy some?

Wife does it all the time or she sends me pics while I'm at work. Our honeymoon is still going strong after 25 years 👍

Same here friend. Couple of turds on here though that probably have a mancrush on each other.

Originally Posted by Tarquin

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?

You wannna buy some?

He asked for wives, not husbands

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Friend you have a problem if you passed the pool more than once without stopping! GW

Originally Posted by Yoder409

Apparently YOUR honeymoon ain't over............

This too shall pass.

Bingo!

Originally Posted by Tarquin

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?

You gonna show them to your boyfriend to get him aroused?

Originally Posted by AKduck

Could be the tractor😀

Originally Posted by RUM7

Tractors so tend to have that effect on women.

Definitely the tractor🚜

I’d flash you too!

Originally Posted by AKduck

Could be the tractor😀

Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine

Originally Posted by Yoder409

Originally Posted by Clarkm

My wife's parents were missionaries, making her a lifetime prude.

Hopefully they taught her the position...........

Doggy?

Originally Posted by Tarquin

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?

Geez you MarxTards are Tards ..
You want buy Some ..

Hahaha Hahaha

well hell, you gave her a pool to hang out at while you work

its the least she can do!

Originally Posted by jackmountain

Originally Posted by Tarquin

Originally Posted by nimblehunter

I was hauling stone in my John Deere 4x4 tractor bucket yesterday and as I passed my swimming pool deck, my hot little wife kept flashing me with her 38 inch rack, and then she'd "moon" me too..........boy, I tell ya, life up on the mountain in the woods is GREAT!

Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?

You gonna show them to your boyfriend to get him aroused?

Queenie should post a picture of Salmon Idaho.

Originally Posted by worriedman

Enjoy it while ye may. If she is still around at age 65 that will be a different thing...

Yeah, she''l lift her pant legs to flash him then.....

When I was 24 my then girlfriend got fake tits put in. It came as a shock to me because she had a beautiful smallish rack already and didn't need em. She was just 21.

Anyhow, she couldn't wait to flash those new tits whenever or wherever. Women are largely insane. Put sex into the mix and they are completely insane. I'll never understand them... which is fine.

Originally Posted by RUM7

Tractors so tend to have that effect on women.

Especially if you have varied assortment of attachments…

2 pages of replies and no pics? WTF??!!??

Nope, but I did get several road hummers out of the deal from the ex.

Time to up your game. Get her a wearable vibrator that you can control from an app on you phone.

https://www.we-vibe.com/us/jive

We need pics!

She thinks your tractor’s sexy!

Originally Posted by Stammster

Time to up your game. Get her a wearable vibrator that you can control from an app on you phone.

https://www.we-vibe.com/us/jive

Sheesh that's dangerous.
He might fall off the tractor.

Originally Posted by smokepole

My wife doesn't do that when I'm hauling stone, only when I'm crushing it with my bare hands.

Rookie.

Gotta crush stone with your dick.

P

Originally Posted by Huntz

Funny thing you should ask.Your wife does that to me also.

Beat me to it.

Pics or it never happened.

Post image or imgur....

👍👍👍

Is the OP bragging or complaining?

Personally I'd have kept my good fortune to myself...

Took mine on a trail cam check last week she was driving the mule tried to pull that off but she was driving to fast camera delay

Are you asking us how to clutch the tractor? Or, clutch the gal?

Married 41 years. Still a stone cold killer.
She's always been a good sport.

Nimblehunter: And YOU kept driving your tractor?
I hope not.
Good for you on the perky wife thing.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy