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Posted By: 5sdad When you bury a body ... - 09/14/22
... plant endangered plants over it so it will be illegal to dig it up.
Good to know
Posted By: Sharpsman Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/14/22
My ass!
Originally Posted by Sharpsman
My ass!

That's endangered? Good grief! Condolences in advance.
Posted By: slumlord Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/14/22
That escalated rather briskly

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Posted By: rickt300 Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/14/22
Actually out on bare ground north of Guthrie TX the hogs would eat it all pretty quick, coyotes maybe also.
Originally Posted by rickt300
Actually out on bare ground north of Guthrie TX the hogs would eat it all pretty quick, coyotes maybe also.
Handy info. Thanks.
Posted By: Angus55 Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/14/22
6666 ranch, maybe that will be the new train station šŸ¤ 
Posted By: auk1124 Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/14/22
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Posted By: 5sdad Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
There was actually a case here in Iowa where a guy disposed of his wife in that manner.
Originally Posted by 5sdad
... plant endangered plants over it so it will be illegal to dig it up.
Don't bury, find a sow lot to toss it over the fence, noting to see here, move along.
Originally Posted by rickt300
Actually out on bare ground north of Guthrie TX the hogs would eat it all pretty quick, coyotes maybe also.


Hey...that's not so far outa my zip code!

laugh
Originally Posted by auk1124
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No evidence

No DNA

No indication of a cadaver


Brilliant. I need a chipper. Are Harbor Freight chippers any good? I'll have a used one for sale, only used once...Very Clean.
Molasses...

Bears and hogs.

Remove the teeth first... they can hurt the bear or hog.
Posted By: auk1124 Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by auk1124
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No evidence

No DNA

No indication of a cadaver


Brilliant. I need a chipper. Are Harbor Freight chippers any good? I'll have a used one for sale, only used once...Very Clean.

Park it next to the bluegill pond and you don't even have any ground cleanup. Gills will be all fat and happy next time you go fishing. Win-win.
Originally Posted by rickt300
Actually out on bare ground north of Guthrie TX the hogs would eat it all pretty quick, coyotes maybe also.

Yep. Iā€™m just a little south of there. Drag a hog off, come back a few days later, and thereā€™s not a damn thing left. Hell, theyā€™ll even root around and eat the dirt that was bloodied. šŸ¤Ŗ
Posted By: ltppowell Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
You guys are so gross.
Auges, drill deep.
Let them stand on their head for eternity.
No one pays attention to a 2 foot wide depression.


Rural, dump it in someone's septic tank. Toofless.
Posted By: htredneck Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Dry well and a bag or two of lime.
Posted By: GAGoober Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by auk1124
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Posted By: 260Remguy Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by 5sdad
There was actually a case here in Iowa where a guy disposed of his wife in that manner.

A guy in CT, Richard Crafts, rented a large commercial chipper with a credit card and chipped his dead wife into a river. The authorities found enough body parts to match the missing wife's DNA and send him to prison.
Posted By: 160user Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by auk1124
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No evidence

No DNA

No indication of a cadaver


Brilliant. I need a chipper. Are Harbor Freight chippers any good? I'll have a used one for sale, only used once...Very Clean.

As I recall they found a tooth in the chipper and that is what sunk him.
Posted By: blanket Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Here in iowa we can dig a six feet hole to lay them to rest
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by auk1124
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No evidence

No DNA

No indication of a cadaver


Brilliant. I need a chipper. Are Harbor Freight chippers any good? I'll have a used one for sale, only used once...Very Clean.

Looks to be about 30 square feet of DNA.
Posted By: Ramdiesel Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by rickt300
Actually out on bare ground north of Guthrie TX the hogs would eat it all pretty quick, coyotes maybe also.

I grew up in West Texas. It always amazed me with thousands of dirt roads out in the middle of fricking nowhere out there some goober would dump a body right off the highway. One guy even used a fricking backhoe to dig a hole like 100 yards from his house to put a body in on his farm, like that wouldn't look suspicious when the police showed up looking for his missing girlfriend..

I used to ride around out there with my dad when he was a pumper for an oil company. There was dozens of dirt roads on big ranches where you'd barely see a soul...
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by auk1124
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No evidence

No DNA

No indication of a cadaver


Brilliant. I need a chipper. Are Harbor Freight chippers any good? I'll have a used one for sale, only used once...Very Clean.

Looks to be about 30 square feet of DNA.

At least. wink

It's not what a sane human would do, but most killers aren't quite put together with all the pieces.
Posted By: kamo_gari Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
For those living by the salt, 'burying' is utilized by amateurs and those wanting to get caught. Offshore pots with plenty ballast and no buoys or warp are your friends. Lobsters and crabs are are always hungry. Always. Landlocked boys, lime, metal snips, a 3 pound hammer and deep holes are yer flens'. Intense fires play second fiddle if in a jam. At least that's what I read in some cartoon.

---Anonymous
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
We donā€™t have hogs up in here.

Yotes and blackies will do a number but strew everything everywhere - no good.

Itā€™s all about the ocean.

I like the vertical ditch.

One must be creative.
Posted By: kamo_gari Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by Mr_Harry
We donā€™t have hogs up in here.

Yotes and blackies will do a number but strew everything everywhere - no good.

Itā€™s all about the ocean.

I like the vertical ditch.

One must be creative.

And just like THAT, someone's earned an invitation to hang out, fish, drink, tell tales of woe from the dark days and more... wink
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
FLA trash I ā€¦ ā€˜knowā€™ā€¦ said chipper and the swamps in the glades was just standard practice and fool-proof.

I wasnā€™t on their payroll but had no reason to doubt the veracity.

Another reason I choose not to live in that swamp.
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Thereā€™s some deep-ass and remote fuggin lakes up in ME and NH. Problem is, not enough creatures getting after it at depth. And, somebody ALWAYS gonna drag lead over it sooner or later.

Itā€™s all about he ocean.
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
Originally Posted by Mr_Harry
We donā€™t have hogs up in here.

Yotes and blackies will do a number but strew everything everywhere - no good.

Itā€™s all about the ocean.

I like the vertical ditch.

One must be creative.

And just like THAT, someone's earned an invitation to hang out, fish, drink, tell tales of woe from the dark days and more... wink

You and I would probably get along just fine, Kamo.

Kingston kinda ā€˜vettedā€™ me out at one point a couple
Years ago when I think he thought I was a Steelhead puppet. Whatever the [bleep] that means.

Anyway, Iā€™m all seacoast NH resident and lakes region cabin holder. Ice. Salt. Open. I crush fish and hold my weight in any crew or season. Iā€™m really nasty on the ice with Bows, big ones.

Play Blue fin, shoot grouse and woodcock. The gamut.

Hit me up some time, I like your posts.
Weā€™ve made a love connection.
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
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Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by ironbender
Weā€™ve made a love connection.
GFY
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Originally Posted by ironbender
Weā€™ve made a love connection.
GFY
Cā€™mon, man. Itā€™s a beautiful thing!
Posted By: poboy Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
The Madalyn Marie O'Hair fiasco. Founded "American Atheist Co." disappeared
with $400,000 in gold coin. A long story, but she was eventually found buried
in an oil drum out on a ranch. In 1964 she was dubbed "The Most Hated Woman
in America", being a famous militant atheist. Here in Central Texas/Austin.
Posted By: joken2 Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
An old, grown over, out of the way cemetery...

What better place to bury 'something' and highly unlikely to ever be suspected that that's where 'it' is than in a cemetery?
Always thought the bottom of a grave waiting for the casket would be great.
No one is going to dig under a casket, folks expect a grave there.


Good number of folks here have outdoor furnaces, they burn everything.
Lotta guys burn butcher scraps, some even throw in heads and hides.
Might have to st your thermometer to 100 to keep her going on on a timely manner and keep from smoldering. Deep clean and ditch the ashes off a bridge. Can't risk those damn Chicklets filled with DNA.
Posted By: JeffA Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
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Posted By: killerv Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by auk1124
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No evidence

No DNA

No indication of a cadaver


Brilliant. I need a chipper. Are Harbor Freight chippers any good? I'll have a used one for sale, only used once...Very Clean.

Park it next to the bluegill pond and you don't even have any ground cleanup. Gills will be all fat and happy next time you go fishing. Win-win.

We a watched a bunch of big snook make quick cleanup of our fish carcasses with threw off the dock. It was impressive.
Posted By: Dutch Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Chipper.

Hydrolysate.

Easy, peasy. You can sell it for $20 a gallon at the farmers market, organic.
Posted By: RS308MX Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Good to know. I can finally empty my trunk.
Posted By: Raeford Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Just take the body[ies] over to that cocksucker Wu, he knows how to handle it.
Posted By: JeffA Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Septic Tanks can be multi use..
Posted By: Pugs Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by RS308MX
Good to know. I can finally empty my trunk.

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Posted By: Teal Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
For those living by the salt, 'burying' is utilized by amateurs and those wanting to get caught. Offshore pots with plenty ballast and no buoys or warp are your friends. Lobsters and crabs are are always hungry. Always. Landlocked boys, lime, metal snips, a 3 pound hammer and deep holes are yer flens'. Intense fires play second fiddle if in a jam. At least that's what I read in some cartoon.

---Anonymous

Lake MI and Superior are both pretty deep....
Posted By: Raeford Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by Teal
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
For those living by the salt, 'burying' is utilized by amateurs and those wanting to get caught. Offshore pots with plenty ballast and no buoys or warp are your friends. Lobsters and crabs are are always hungry. Always. Landlocked boys, lime, metal snips, a 3 pound hammer and deep holes are yer flens'. Intense fires play second fiddle if in a jam. At least that's what I read in some cartoon.

---Anonymous

Lake MI and Superior are both pretty deep....

Better than Lake Mead....no doubt.
Posted By: Teal Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by Teal
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
For those living by the salt, 'burying' is utilized by amateurs and those wanting to get caught. Offshore pots with plenty ballast and no buoys or warp are your friends. Lobsters and crabs are are always hungry. Always. Landlocked boys, lime, metal snips, a 3 pound hammer and deep holes are yer flens'. Intense fires play second fiddle if in a jam. At least that's what I read in some cartoon.

---Anonymous

Lake MI and Superior are both pretty deep....

Better than Lake Mead....no doubt.

2 years ago the water level was so high they closed the boat ramp. Too much water to launch a boat - makes a guy scratch his head if he thinks too long about it.
Posted By: 5sdad Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by Teal
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
For those living by the salt, 'burying' is utilized by amateurs and those wanting to get caught. Offshore pots with plenty ballast and no buoys or warp are your friends. Lobsters and crabs are are always hungry. Always. Landlocked boys, lime, metal snips, a 3 pound hammer and deep holes are yer flens'. Intense fires play second fiddle if in a jam. At least that's what I read in some cartoon.

---Anonymous

Lake MI and Superior are both pretty deep....

As mentioned above, might be too cold and body would preserve. I remember reading that they discovered a body lying near the Fitz that was not one of its crew.
How can you run grabs off of it if you bury it?
Nothing wrong with a deep sea fishing trip.
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Posted By: Steve Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
If you do have to bury one, dig the hole twice as deep. Bury the body. Fill up there-quarters. Throw in dead dog. Fill it in the rest.

That way if the cadaver dog marks on the spot, you might get away with it.
Posted By: GRIZZ Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging and who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuqkin night..." Nicky Santoro
Posted By: roverboy Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by poboy
The Madalyn Marie O'Hair fiasco. Founded "American Atheist Co." disappeared
with $400,000 in gold coin. A long story, but she was eventually found buried
in an oil drum out on a ranch. In 1964 she was dubbed "The Most Hated Woman
in America", being a famous militant atheist. Here in Central Texas/Austin.


I just read her biography. What an evil bitch. I'm surprised it took that long for somebody to off her. I wasn't born when she started her schit but, can't remember her. I'm surprised by that though. Looks like she met up with somebody meaner than her.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Originally Posted by killerv
Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by auk1124
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No evidence

No DNA

No indication of a cadaver


Brilliant. I need a chipper. Are Harbor Freight chippers any good? I'll have a used one for sale, only used once...Very Clean.

Park it next to the bluegill pond and you don't even have any ground cleanup. Gills will be all fat and happy next time you go fishing. Win-win.

We a watched a bunch of big snook make quick cleanup of our fish carcasses with threw off the dock. It was impressive.

Uh, just where might this dock happen to be located. smile
Posted By: wabigoon Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/15/22
Find a pile of turkey litter, and compost it.
Posted By: blanket Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/16/22
Lots of advice, around here just leave them along the side of the road
Posted By: reivertom Re: When you bury a body ... - 09/16/22
If there's one thing I've learned from watching true crime shows, it's killers are too lazy to dig a deep hole. How many "shallow graves" have to be found by police for murderers to put in a little more effort?
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