If I'm late to this party.......

Gavin Newsom legalizes human composting as a burial.option.....

Just think if he decides consolidating composting plots into one large shared area....maybe one big ole pit.

What could be more naziesque?

I was just reading an article about this a few days ago. Apparently there are 4 other states that have also legalized this. It's part of the green new deal. There are even "Green" funeral homes catering to these states.

Gives a fresh perspective of "pushing up daisies"

10 minutes later......where is Newsom? seems he is missing.

President Newsom? If these so-called republicans don't get their collective chit together.

Why not?

I see no need to make my family pay for a dedicated spot with an expensive, marble label.

Within a couple generations no one living will remember who I was.

I have instructions written down to be cremated and a list of places to be spread. The point is to force my kids to see our country.

Yessir. This and it’s not looking too promising at the moment.

It was not that that long ago, that every corpse got composted. Many still do in less modern societies.

Enbalming, and concrete vaults are faily modern inventions.

Well schitt. Last I checked you couldn't even use human parts for cadaver dog training in CA.

would it be legal then to just leave Grand Dad in the back bedroom until he rots away?

I actually like the idea.
Mulch me up and spread me in the field.
It's where I like to spend my time anyways.

One thing Cali has done I don’t see a problem with.

Except that all the corpses will be loaded with ssri’s and other shît that’ll find it’s way into the local food chain. As long as they only eat their own fûcked up folk I see no harm. But no exporting to the the rest of us.

He should volunteer to be first in the dirt.

They should have a setup for human composting in LA’s Skid Row.

Yep…the worms crawl in…the worms crawl out… the worms crawl in and out your snout… I remember that tune from my childhood.

Might be too environmentally toxic…

I believe MI was the first to use human sewage on farm fields... even saw it being spread (injected) a couple years ago...

"worms gotta eat"

Exactly

Damn right. That's the way I look at it. Keep it the fuque away from everybody else.

Wood chippers are used in North Dakota.

All I know is, I saw some guy showing him his new wood chipper.


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