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Posted By: DryPowder Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
There's 200K on the line.

Posted By: JohnBurns Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
It would be nice if all of you let Tactical Travis have his own thread and keep me out ot it. grin

Just Sayin.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
His name is like a sirens song you can’t resist
Posted By: RIO7 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
F.F. Rio7
Posted By: TheLastLemming76 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
The field reporter’s pretty hot.
Posted By: Timbermaster Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
The field reporter’s pretty hot.
You should get out more
Posted By: ldholton Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
It would be nice if all of you let Tactical Travis have his own thread and keep me out ot it. grin

Just Sayin.
I guess I'm behind on this and we having a contest for 200k? On how much a fat midget can weigh?
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
It would be nice if all of you let Tactical Travis have his own thread and keep me out ot it. grin

Just Sayin.

Burns make a Sleestack look “handsome.”

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Originally Posted by Timbermaster
Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
The field reporter’s pretty hot.
You should get out more

Post a pic of the mongoloids littering your local news channel.

LOL
Posted By: Higginez Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Sick Otto and Catfish on em!

Looks like it would make a fun vacation!

Posted By: Ghostinthemachine Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
They're bigger than I thought. A bounty would work great.
Posted By: steve4102 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Import some Hmongs, they eat anything.
Posted By: Springcove Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Originally Posted by steve4102
Import some Hmongs, they eat anything.



This is a fact!!! Probably clear them out in about a year.
Posted By: Higginez Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Isn't Flave on record saying he ate one?
Posted By: Kenneth Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Isn't Flave on record saying he ate one?

You actually believe what he says?
Posted By: jackmountain Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Cayman Islands had 1.35 million iguanas in 2019. Started a cull, in three years they killed over 1.32million and currently estimate only 85,000 remain. $5CI per, bounty.
320 registered cullers.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/25/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Isn't Flave on record saying he ate one?

That was around the time he found God and went to Rehab.
He’s a lot nicer since he was born again.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
It would be nice if all of you let Tactical Travis have his own thread and keep me out ot it. grin

Just Sayin.

We've been praying one of you would go to Ukraine, uh, and hell, i mean help.

And uh, Col Travis only has a pellet gun, so uh, it's like, well, we elected you, John.

I mean, it's like you're the long range exspurt. Good luck. We are anxiously awaiting your first on the Frontline Uke report.

Dear John, Get an Orc.

Bye.
Posted By: Geno67 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Flave was MORE of an poopyhead before?!?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Higginez
Isn't Flave on record saying he ate one?

That was around the time he found God and went to Rehab.
He’s a lot nicer since he was born again.

So like, I mean, how many times must he be born again before you think he can get in?
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by Higginez
Isn't Flave on record saying he ate one?

You actually believe what he says?

Unlike your dumb fugking ass I actually post pictures.
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by RIO7
F.F. Rio7

Rio,

Are you going to do some "ranching" today?

AKA charge people to shoot dove off daddy's land.

LOL
Posted By: kwg020 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Sign me up. I want to do the iguana hunting. I don't need to be paid. It just looks like a lot of fun.

kwg
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by RIO7
F.F. Rio7

Hahaha. Tff. Winner, winner,...
Posted By: Raeford Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
It would be nice if all of you let Tactical Travis have his own thread and keep me out ot it. grin

Just Sayin.

He's^^^^^
Like Gavin N. chasing Ron D.

Attention Ho
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by Higginez
Isn't Flave on record saying he ate one?

Yes we have eaten quite a few of them actually.

I know a guy from Panama and he always brings me a plate whenever he cooks them. I take them to his family skinned and cleaned and they cook them up. They love me for it. They season and sauce them heavily. End up tasting like pork and chicken if you could combine pig and chicken.

A lot of people here won't kill them because they don't understand the laws surrounding them. There's also a lot of bleeding hearts in this area so you have to kill them discreetly.
Posted By: SCgman1 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Sounds like Florida has a solution to the food shortage that doesn't call for eating bugs.
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by SCgman1
Sounds like Florida has a solution to the food shortage that doesn't call for eating bugs.

They're a real problem as far as pests go.

I'd rank them right up there with raccoons if they set their mind on destroying your schit. And their reproductive rates make rabbits and pigs look celibate.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Their burrows destroy the levees and banks of the channals.
Posted By: RockyRaab Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Florida's big problem is being sub-tropical. Everything can thrive there, so if something gets loose, it multiplies. Pythons, iguanas, monkeys, giant snails, all kinds of invasive plants and fish... even Californians. And they're all breeding like crazy.
Posted By: local_dirt Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by RIO7
F.F. Rio7

Rio,

Are you going to do some "ranching" today?

AKA charge people to shoot dove off daddy's land.

LOL




Fuggin epic.

Lol.
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
Florida's big problem is being sub-tropical. Everything can thrive there, so if something gets loose, it multiplies. Pythons, iguanas, monkeys, giant snails, all kinds of invasive plants and fish... even Californians. And they're all breeding like crazy.

Yes.

Nice weather has its detractors for sure.

Southern California and the Bay Area being prime examples.
Posted By: local_dirt Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
Florida's big problem is being sub-tropical. Everything can thrive there, so if something gets loose, it multiplies. Pythons, iguanas, monkeys, giant snails, all kinds of invasive plants and fish... even Californians. And they're all breeding like crazy.





Most of the Californian nomads I've seen here look like they came from Chicongo.
Posted By: RIO7 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,
Posted By: Raferman Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,
30 round ar 15.
You vote for Joey RIO?
LOL
Posted By: irfubar Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

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Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
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Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

You two killed the entire zoo of animals that day.

Nice 👍🏼

🦫
Posted By: irfubar Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

You two killed the entire zoo of animals that day.

Nice 👍🏼

🦫

He cheated and used some pos semi auto 20 ga. somethin or another..... that's how he out shotgunned me.... at least that's my story and I'm stickin to it... wink
Posted By: irfubar Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Rio 7 probably uses illegals as bird dogs....
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

You two killed the entire zoo of animals that day.

Nice 👍🏼

🦫

He cheated and used some pos semi auto 20 ga. somethin or another..... that's how he out shotgunned me.... at least that's my story and I'm stickin to it... wink

He has no scruples. But the dickhead can shoot.

😬🦫
Posted By: irfubar Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

You two killed the entire zoo of animals that day.

Nice 👍🏼

🦫

He cheated and used some pos semi auto 20 ga. somethin or another..... that's how he out shotgunned me.... at least that's my story and I'm stickin to it... wink

He has no scruples. But the dickhead can shoot.

😬🦫

His skills with a shotgun are 2nd only to his skills with a handgun..... and rifle... and , well fuuck him he lives in Floridu now.... Gruff is my new bff... wink
Posted By: Certifiable Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/26/22
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
Florida's big problem is being sub-tropical. Everything can thrive there, so if something gets loose, it multiplies. Pythons, iguanas, monkeys, giant snails, all kinds of invasive plants and fish... even Californians. And they're all breeding like crazy.

Yes.

Nice weather has its detractors for sure.

Southern California and the Bay Area being prime examples.

Hey! You iguana fugger….
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/27/22
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

You two killed the entire zoo of animals that day.

Nice 👍🏼

🦫

He cheated and used some pos semi auto 20 ga. somethin or another..... that's how he out shotgunned me.... at least that's my story and I'm stickin to it... wink

He has no scruples. But the dickhead can shoot.

😬🦫

His skills with a shotgun are 2nd only to his skills with a handgun..... and rifle... and , well fuuck him he lives in Floridu now.... Gruff is my new bff... wink

I love Gruff. I write down all of his analogies, then I try to figure out what they mean.

Lol

🦫
Posted By: irfubar Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/27/22
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

You two killed the entire zoo of animals that day.

Nice 👍🏼

🦫

He cheated and used some pos semi auto 20 ga. somethin or another..... that's how he out shotgunned me.... at least that's my story and I'm stickin to it... wink

He has no scruples. But the dickhead can shoot.

😬🦫

His skills with a shotgun are 2nd only to his skills with a handgun..... and rifle... and , well fuuck him he lives in Floridu now.... Gruff is my new bff... wink

I love Gruff. I write down all of his analogies, then I try to figure out what they mean.

Lol

🦫

Another level brother.... smile
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/27/22
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

A days work... by Flave.... no Glocks or Ar15'a involved...
Rio if you are gonna talk out your azz at least back up your words...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

You two killed the entire zoo of animals that day.

Nice 👍🏼

🦫

He cheated and used some pos semi auto 20 ga. somethin or another..... that's how he out shotgunned me.... at least that's my story and I'm stickin to it... wink

He has no scruples. But the dickhead can shoot.

😬🦫

His skills with a shotgun are 2nd only to his skills with a handgun..... and rifle... and , well fuuck him he lives in Floridu now.... Gruff is my new bff... wink

I love Gruff. I write down all of his analogies, then I try to figure out what they mean.

Lol

🦫

You can write?

Like with one of them big pencils from kinnygarden or maybe crayons?
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/27/22
Originally Posted by RIO7
Flave, Why don' t you come show us how to shoot birds with you Glock with a red dot and your 30 rnd Ar-15, let's see how you can spray and pray with a o/u you phony Chicken Schitt Rio7
,

Honk for Joey.

LOL
Posted By: DryPowder Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/27/22
I save my crayons in case I get hungry and want a snack.

If anyone wants to get up to speed on IGUANA HUNTING . This thread really should be a sticky.
Posted By: deflave Re: Paging DeFlave - 09/27/22
I CZ’d a good size one right out a tree the other day.

Within seconds of it landing in a bunch of mud it turned as blacker than Al Sharpton.

Fugkin’ creepy.
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