As far as I can tell, yes... except, maybe, Dwayne.
High Noon;
Top of the morning to you sir, I trust it's not as chilly down in Texas this morning as it is here, but regardless I hope you're getting weather you can deal with and you're well.
As a brief aside, the one and only time we've been to your great state, there was a snowstorm that preceded us, so there is that....
While I was certainly familiar with Bob and Doug McKenzie, hoser wasn't exactly a term that was used in common conversation in our areas of western Canada.
This is what these guys say about that...
"The Collins Dictionary defines the Canadian meaning of “hoser” as “an unsophisticated, especially rural, person.” "
According to that then, that defines me to a veritable "T" as I was born in a small center in Saskatchewan and as MCMark can attest to - he drives by the yard where I grew up - it wasn't the middle of nowhere but in fact closer to the end of nowhere.
I had a range setup in the front yard of our farm which is east of the yard where I grew up and besides the neighbor across the road, we couldn't hit any of the neighbor's places as they were too far - so no backstop required.
That sorta fits the "especially rural" part.
I'd submit secondly that especially if you were to talk to our girls, one of which has a couple degrees, they might just agree with me being "unsophisticated"...
Pretty sure my good wife who's put up with me for the past 40 years doesn't consider me a sophisticate exactly either. I'm more of the Red Green school there since, nobody who isn't legally blind would consider this little old short bald fellow "handsome" but like Red says, they usually find me handy as I seem to be able to fix stuff.
Finally in my submission that I likely am a "hoser" I'll note that none other than the late crossfireoops/ Greg used to always refer to me as "Hoser"!
It turned out that when I was living in Calgary in '80 and '81 he ran a PetroCan station on the west side that I used to gas up at on occasion, so the possibility exists we met back when. We used to like to think we had anyways sir.
So there you have it, I very likely am the very definition of the word, at least as I understand it?
It was kind of you to suggest I wasn't, but the evidence seems to suggest otherwise!
All the very best to you down in Texas and good luck on your hunts.
Dwayne