Just that

I wouldn't marry a woman who's jeans I could fit in. Amazing how attraction varies from person to person.

No - I've got better than 130 lbs on the girlfriend.

Like this dude



The embroidered butt pocket accents, sparkle butt rhinestones and such. Always see women in these. Never a man

Looks like an invitation to play cornhole.

Maybe they matched his panties...

What’s next after the jeans? You wanna wear her bolder holder?

Huh?

-Ken

Feeling a little kinky today are we Slum?

Is that a maybe?

🤦🏻💀💀💀

lol

Gaydar was red lining

Have call it like I see it


bottom line …don’t wear your wife’s, daughter, mother’s clothes

Ain’t enough ladders on that pickup to overwash those gay jeans with masculinity

Absolutely....NOT!

-Ken

I couldn't wear my gal's pants even if I wanted to. She's a rather small ex-ballet dancer and I'm two and a half times her size.

lol ok ok

👍🤣

slumloud: After 10 years of reading your posts on this forum - I have just about decided you are indeed a "snarf"!
For the youngsters on this forum a snarf is a pervert that delights in sniffing bicycle seats.
Seek help snarf.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Plain wranglers but it's getting harder to find. Even on-line.

I don't want nor need "stretch/comfort waist" - those jeans are thinner than regular. F that.

Would I wear a pair of Ariats - which has decorative stitching, thicker than most? Maybe, let's hope it doesn't come to that. Embroidered or bedazzled - negative.

Um,,no!

Hell no. HASH cords or nothing.

My wife is a foot shorter than I and significantly smaller in diameter than I....

Jorts or nothing here!

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full !

There’s got to be a joke here for the old married guys about not getting into their wife’s pants for a while… I’ll just leave that here.

Old70

Hell no!

Just her underwear and heels

And I don’t even have a wife 🤷‍♂️

No, but have cut holes in the pockets of a pair and used them for a ground blind.

Got a better picture of his boots?

That could be the clincher.

Post up some hunting pics

Slummy

Go to Buckle and get ya some.

LMAO

Skinny capri style

The VarmintBattery in the VarmintCam went dead in 2020. It's still in the VarmintMobile. LOL

Jordache ??

Or Chic jeans

hahaha

The horsey on the ass pocket

Can’t even take pics of 113 AC Cobras

lol

Definitely not!

But her yoga pants, that's different......

Careful with your terminology. Using "clincher" in your description may change the calculus for Slumlord.

Look at it this way?

At least they aren't skinny leg jeans??

I wear cargo pants and have for a good number of years. Mostly gave up on jeans when Levi's moved production overseas and that was a LONG time ago now.

The wife is 13" shorter than me... pretty sure they'd be shorts 🤣

What about the guys that wear the highwater pants and loafers with no socks? Do they not have chiggers where they live? Maybe they keep the Deep Woods Off in their shoulder bags.

Worked with a guy one time showed up in his girlfriends Rockies. She wasn’t even bad looking, all he had to do was laugh it off and own it.

Instead he ended up quitting a couple days later lol. We were kinda hard on him.

I'd wear her cafe jeans, but there's no ballroom.

Metrosexuals

There's a number of clowns in my neck of the woods who wear "chick jeans" and square toe boots. Honestly I'd think more of them as men if they were in a man bun and Jesus sandals

LMAO
Damn Slummy, now I hope you can live with yourself.
The mark of the snarf.

Dammmmm...
The VG is pummeling you dude...
🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

No, but Barnyard Paul wears his wife's dresses and posts the pictures on the campfire.

Yeah but they were'zant really hers

That was a interesting thread long ago....

IIRC
" pics or it never happened" shut him down.

Then particularly pics found on the web from a road grader that got posted up.
Kinda turned the thread into a cricket sound at night fest afterwards.....

🤣🤣🤣

Dude on the right, outside, sun shining, sunglasses on and yet...............................................he's carrying his brimmed hat????

Eurotrashland male fembots....
They was dressing similar to that back in the mid 80,s

They also like Micheal Jackson music still.

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

Yeah he saved up for 8 months to hammer me with that

It stings

sniff….for real

Besides you???

Lol!!!
He got you good..🥴🥴🤔🤣

Because he has the butthurt on summer on the back of the stove.


Simmering butthurt....


🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you see the pic?

Youre totally aloof, I know youre scare to open links, the Chinese, yadda yadda, the sky is falling, gateway pundit

Need to get Leroy to make a Simmering Butthurt photoshop for 24.
His skills on photoshop are growing each day since he began doing it.
👍👍🤣🤣🤣

VG would be first recipient of Simmering Butthurt Beaver Awards

You know he aint wipe good, be wanderin around gunshows. People be like GAHHHH DAYUMMM, 🤢🤢🤢with little rosebuds in them drawers. Got that gangrene taint, all irritable. Leaving a chemtrail

Too many endocrine disruptors.

Did that once, much to my shame.

I used to work the graveyard shift. One night, more asleep than awake, I got dressed for work.
Something didn't feel right about my pants, but in my groggy state, out the door I went.

One of my co-workers asked, "Dude, what's up with those jeans?". (bear in mind, wife is 5'5" and I'm 6'2")

Got home, buried them in the bottom of the clothes hamper, and hoped she wouldn't notice them missing.
Just got into bed, and heard "Hon, have you seen my jeans?"

Busted!

Still funny 20 years later.

Whoa - careful now!

What happens in the woods stays in the woods

How???

That's 80,s and 90,s pornstar Kristara Barrington dancing with him.
( buckethead chick)
Her most famous role was in New Wave Hookers....

Just throwing that out....
🤣🤣🤣

I wish my wife was 200 lbs, she’s only 150.

lol

I have a medical condition. Those square toes make life less loathful

Varmint Guy will be addressing your moral compass at 6pm Pacific

Rollon highway!!!

Why the hell would a man wear his wife's jeans?

Apparently women (Wimmins) are in charge.

Oh dear Jeezus, not like that nasty toe thing 79S posted I hope.

My moral compass...
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣

varmintgal needs to stick to 10-day-old-news varmintlinks coupled with varmintoutrage on said link/post.

varmintoriginality and varminthumor are not a varmintstrength.

#sheesh
#flabbergasted

FWIW, my email is snarfsnarf......lol


And I have about 5 pair of square toe boots!



But yeah, the girly designs on the ass pockets should stay on women's jeans. But there are a bunch of dorks that like to play 'cowboy' dress up and it's gay as fuuck!

Wouldn't fit. If I did fit, I'd wear them to paint the house or service the tractor if that's all that was around.
I've done weirder thing than that.....

Bedazzled ass jeans are a sure sign of someone cat hing the gay. 2000's version of a rhinestone cowboy.
But, I bet a few of you hit the disco back in the day. Lol

You just went on IGNORE ,, dude you went to work wearing knickers, you weren't 'groggy' you were still drunk.

These are my 'going to the farm store to get a bag of feed for my pet cow' boots.




They're bedazzled in blood and chit....lol

With matching panties?

Wifey is a foot maybe shorter than me Im 6’2 my clothes swallow her

I laugh every time I see a guy in "Miss Me" jeans .

I bet Steelhead can fit in one leg of his fat ass wife's jeans, have you seen that big ol' bitch? Fuqking cokksucker can fit his boyfriend in the other leg.

Had a Sheetrock contractor couple years ago always wore jeans with a bedazzled Maltese cross on the pockets.
Lots of mex wear those type too.

My two foster mom's used to dress me up in a dress.

You can get Ariat without the fancy stitching. They’re expensive and worth it in my opinion.

I don’t get the square toe hate. ( I have round as well) the first cowboy boots had a squared off toe.

You can tell canucks that are vacationing or here for the weekendfor the most part. They dress like eurotrash, tapered leg jeans and pockets with fancy stitching and cut like womens jeans.

Most women my age couldn't couldn't fit into mine if they slathered lard on their thighs and ass...🤣

Bwahahaha!

Boy if that aint the truth!

There's probably plenty of Lard there without adding more......

Back in 85 i had to lose weight because the doc at that time said i was to heavy and that is why my back was messed up.

I stopped at 135lbs and one morning i grabbed a pair of pants off the dryer.

Didn't look close enough but i knew something was wrong because i wear button fly jeans and this pair had a zipper.

Even zipped them up and did not catch anything at all.

Needless to say she was pissed.

The legs went just below my knees.

Not mine, but:

To the tune of "Walkin in a Winter Wonderland":

Lacey things, the wife is missin

Didn't ask, for her permission

I'm wearing her clothes

Her silk panty hose

Walking around in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy

With little straps, like spaghetti

It holds me so tight

Like handcuffs at night

Walking around in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown

He'll say "Are you ready?"

I'll say, "Whoa man!

Lets wait until the wife is out of town."

Later on, if you wanna

We can dress, like Madonna

Put on some eye shade, and join the parade

Walking around in women's underwear

Only girlymen and metrosexuals wear chick jeans.

Wife puts on mine.... she should be wearing ropes in the Macy parade...

No way i could wear a size 1.

Got any pics of the lard ass and big thigh girls?

You're ate up with it.

They don't fit in the frame.

Someone's fishing for a granny panty thread.

Just my luck.

😁

GFY, easy there tiger !

I find my wife's jeans with the zipper on the side, very practical.

... I'm a Sidewinder.

Most not all! Just sayin those ones are easy to point out lol