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Posted By: earlybrd Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Wifey and son enjoy it they can have it they told me it can be kept refrigerated for years
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
We do.


They are actually called Christmas Cakes...and are good with a brandy icing.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Wife said that if you use the proper amount of booze, you don't need to refrigerate it.
Posted By: windridge Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
LOVE IT

I start adding brandy and rum about now, then a little every day.
Posted By: Switch Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I do! Collin Street Bakery in Texas makes the best!
I did.

Once
Posted By: Stickfight Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
My wife makes her family recipe Stollenbrot every year around this time. Similar to fruit cake but lighter weight bread.

Collin Street's is the only fruit cake that I have tried that is palatable. They have a version that is heavy on the pecans that I like.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
About 20 or 30 seconds in the micro wave, then smear some peanut butter on.
I like it.
Not a pinky in the air Grey poupon finicky eater.
DGAF about what others consider good.

Go eat a old school mre menu # 22 shrimp jambalaya...
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Posted By: renegade50 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Fruit cake.
Roaches
Twinkies

Nuclear war proof....
Posted By: Hotrod_Lincoln Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
As long as it's not bone dry and hard as a rock, I like it. Better if it's got plenty of brandy in it!
Posted By: PintsofCraft Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Yep. 100%
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Good stuff.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Delicious.

Alone, with Ice Cream, or with Coffee.
Posted By: chris_c Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
When I can find a good one, or make my own.
Posted By: Daveinjax Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Good homemade fruitcake is great soaking in brandy. That chit you get mail order is inedible.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I like German Stollen, someone gave us a winternacht brand last year, it was pretty good.
Christmas here is Rum cake time and the wife makes a killer one.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by renegade50
About 20 or 30 seconds in the micro wave, then smear some peanut butter on.
I like it.

Not a pinky in the air Grey poupon finicky eater.
DGAF about what others consider good.

Go eat a old school mre menu # 22 shrimp jambalaya...
🤣🤣🤣


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Posted By: jaguartx Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Switch
I do! Collin Street Bakery in Texas makes the best!

They are fairly wonderful.
Posted By: WhiteTail48 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana, Texas, since 1896. I don’t normally like fruit cake but really like the ones from Collin Street.
Posted By: Hastings Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I am probably one of the least picky eaters here and I hate fruit cake. Each to his own but my opinion is that it is a terrible waste of money. I ate fruitcake when I was a kid because I was hungry. Back then I ate anything I could find.
Posted By: SuperCub Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I eat it as well as Christmas pudding with hard sauce.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by renegade50
About 20 or 30 seconds in the micro wave, then smear some peanut butter on.
I like it.

Not a pinky in the air Grey poupon finicky eater.
DGAF about what others consider good.

Go eat a old school mre menu # 22 shrimp jambalaya...
🤣🤣🤣


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^^^^^^^^^
Gonna secretly try peanut butter on it now.
And won't say a word of "thanks holy schit that was excellent" to the homie...
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Posted By: slumlord Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I like worchestershire sauce on mine
Posted By: BrigGeneralSTU Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Never as good as it sounds like it should be.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by slumlord
I like worchestershire sauce on mine
Who spelt that for you?
Posted By: woodmaster81 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Hastings
I am probably one of the least picky eaters here and I hate fruit cake. Each to his own but my opinion is that it is a terrible waste of money. I ate fruitcake when I was a kid because I was hungry. Back then I ate anything I could find.

I'm with you, it is terrible stuff. It ranks right in there with lutefisk, torsk, and gefilte fish.
Posted By: RHutch Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by WhiteTail48
Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana, Texas, since 1896. I don’t normally like fruit cake but really like the ones from Collin Street.

Yep. They don’t put that fake candied “fruit” in them. Real deal.
Posted By: rufous Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Not often, but I do like a well made fruit cake occasionally.
Posted By: scrooster Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I make it in quantity ... I make the best. It's fricking God's food in my family.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
What holds it together curious question
Posted By: Dave_Spn Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by earlybrd
What holds it together curious question


Christmas spirit.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by woodmaster81
Originally Posted by Hastings
I am probably one of the least picky eaters here and I hate fruit cake. Each to his own but my opinion is that it is a terrible waste of money. I ate fruitcake when I was a kid because I was hungry. Back then I ate anything I could find.

I'm with you, it is terrible stuff. It ranks right in there with lutefisk, torsk, and gefilte fish.

You forgot, banana nut - raisin bread with pecans. Yep. Horrible stuff. wink
Posted By: Houston_2 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Switch
I do! Collin Street Bakery in Texas makes the best!


Originally Posted by WhiteTail48
Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana, Texas, since 1896. I don’t normally like fruit cake but really like the ones from Collin Street.

Listen to these 2 gents. Excellent fare.

I just shipped 3 to friends.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Always had Claxton as a kid, so that’s what I get now.


https://www.claxtonfruitcake.com/
Posted By: scrooster Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by jaguartx
You forgot, banana nut - raisin bread with pecans. Yep. Horrible stuff. wink

You do know and accept that you're going straight to hell when you die, right?
Posted By: Houston_2 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by scrooster
Originally Posted by jaguartx
You forgot, banana nut - raisin bread with pecans. Yep. Horrible stuff. wink

You do know and accept that you're going straight to hell when you die, right?

One thing that sock puppet, eyeball, Jag doesn’t have to worry about is that the indians won’t bother anyone that’s touched.
Posted By: EdM Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Nope but panettone was always in the house growing up. It sucked as well but Pop's loved it.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by Switch
I do! Collin Street Bakery in Texas makes the best!


Originally Posted by WhiteTail48
Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana, Texas, since 1896. I don’t normally like fruit cake but really like the ones from Collin Street.

Listen to these 2 gents. Excellent fare.

I just shipped 3 to friends.
You have no friends. Stop lying.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by slumlord
I like worchestershire sauce on mine
Who spelt that for you?
I see what you did their. shocked
Posted By: gunswizard Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
My grandmother made fruitcake with brandy, she made it in a bundt pan. Kept it in a tin container with a shotglass full of brandy in the center. It was always moist and had a great brandy infused taste and aroma.
Posted By: viking Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Yep, good stuff.
Posted By: blanket Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I love a good fruitcake
Posted By: Whelenman Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I do! I do !
Posted By: Whelenman Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by gunswizard
My grandmother made fruitcake with brandy, she made it in a bundt pan. Kept it in a tin container with a shotglass full of brandy in the center. It was always moist and had a great brandy infused taste and aroma.



My wife’s aunt did the same thing, that stuff was good!!!!
My grandmother always soaked hers wi5h homemade wine , y the middle of Jan. A slice of it would give you a buzz, loved it!!!
Posted By: Limapapa Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I would paddle hundreds of miles for a Herter's fruitcake.
Posted By: PineTop Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I love fruit cake!
Posted By: troutfly Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Excellent stuff. Redcliff Bakery makes a killer good one.
Just finished the last one I hoarded from last year while out hunting.
Chaw done on a chunk of it around the campfire while sipping Glenfiddich!
Wonder if you could sub out the brandy for Scotch.....
Jeff
Posted By: MPat70 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Love it. I love having it around during hunting season. I'd wrap a big chunk up and take it to the woods with me (or fishing).
Great snack
Posted By: rainshot Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
It’s pretty good. Collin Street Bakery has samples in little cups for people to try while you’re standing in line. They also make an apricot pecan cake that’s good.
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I can't stand candied fruit. Cakes that are made with natural sweeteners can be pretty good but that candied fruit is pot hole filler.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
LOL For some reason tonight was the night I cut into one of my small Claxton Darks I purchased 11/19.

A bit buzzy on the tongue. Maybe fermented? I've had a few thin slices so far a pronounce it most excellent. These have real fruit. MAGA


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Posted By: Yoder409 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I'd backstroke up a river of schidt for a slice of my mother-in-law's fruitcake. BUT............it's a recipe that does NOT include that candied fruit garbage. It's heavy on Brazil nuts and dates some other stuff.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Fruit + water + sugar = bliss
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I don’t eat the organs out of the animals I kill, I give them to those that do though, and I don’t eat fruitcake…..like rattlesnake and other assorted vermin it is relegated to the “I’m starving and I need to survive the apocalypse” category of food hierarchy. 😁
It's schit. Absolute schit.
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
It's schit. Absolute schit.
Seriously how many of you fruit cake lovers buy them in ... let's say June?

Nobody? Yeah well, that's because they're schit...and everybody knows it.
Posted By: 284LUVR Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by ironbender
Always had Claxton as a kid, so that’s what I get now.


https://www.claxtonfruitcake.com/

Great stuff.
Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
The cooked fruitcake, not so much…

Ice box fruitcake? Ohhh yeaahhhh.

GamGam used to make it each Christmas.

Mix it up and put in back in the Nilla wafer box. Wrap in foil and put the whole brick in the freezer.

Pic i snagged off the interwebs.

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Posted By: hanco Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I love it, need some!!
Posted By: Hogwild7 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I like good fruitcake.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Only ever seen it at TG&Y and that was in 19 and 78
Posted By: efw Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I love the stuff
Posted By: Muffin Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I made 9 small ones last week, good recipe from a black woman in Little Rock Ark....

most fruit cakes would make good door stops..

I pour about a shot glass of Rye whiskey on top of a small loaf pan size cake, sounds like a lot but it's just about perfect.
Posted By: Oldman03 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
The cooked fruitcake, not so much…

Ice box fruitcake? Ohhh yeaahhhh.

GamGam used to make it each Christmas.

Mix it up and put in back in the Nilla wafer box. Wrap in foil and put the whole brick in the freezer.

Pic i snagged off the interwebs.

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Big Dave's got it right...... we call it 'Unbaked Fruitcake'.
Love fruitcake. The Grandma's brand (Beatrice?), sold through Cabelas has always been my favorite....until last month. Got the urge for one last month...dry as a brick. I imagine sales dropped during the plaque, and they sold me last years inventory. They should have written it off their taxes as a loss instead of selling it to repeat customers...good way to go out of business.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I'm not big on raisons, or dates.
Posted By: 260Remguy Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Switch
I do! Collin Street Bakery in Texas makes the best!

I like Collin Street Bakery fruit cakes, but everybody in the family makes fun of me for liking them. Somebody gave us a Hostess fruit cake, probably the worst fruit cake that I've ever eaten. I can see where someone who had only eaten inferior fruit cake wouldn't like it if the Hostess brand was representative of inferior fruit cakes.
Posted By: Redneck Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
I'd rather eat grass.....
Posted By: SCgman1 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Originally Posted by ironbender
Always had Claxton as a kid, so that’s what I get now.


https://www.claxtonfruitcake.com/

Great stuff.


Used to have to sell claxtons as a Christmas fund raising project for a children's home........

In order to sell it, one needed to really stress how the proceeds went to the children's home.......

I always wound up having to buy a good bit and just give it away.......
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I'm not big on raisons, or dates.
I agree with you for once.
Posted By: Seafire Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Well I'll admit, I love it...

bet in my life, I've had more alcohol consumption from Fruitcake, than from anything down at the liquor store.
Posted By: Huntz Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Just ate about a pound slice of it for breakfast.The old lady soaks it in Rum.
Posted By: Uncle_Alvah Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
II like fruitcake.
When I lived in deep snow country I kept one stashed in the truck with my "stranded" gear. Loads of calories, long long shelf life. In the spring, I would eat it when trout fishing.
I recall seeing a piece about some monks someplace that make what is supposed to be an amazing fruitcake. Can't remember where the Monastery was.
Originally Posted by Uncle_Alvah
Can't remember where the Monastery was.

Washington state, I believe? Bought one. It wasn't that great.
Posted By: MartinStrummer Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Fruit cake!
Hell no! Not since Eilenberger's in Palestine, Texas quit making fruitcakes!

Originally Posted by Switch
I do! Collin Street Bakery in Texas makes the best!


^^^^THIS!!!^^^^

The "Deluxe Pecan Cake" was a staple in my home on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's when I was a kid.
Absolutely delicious if you're into that sort of thing.

There may be other regional favorites that are just as good, but none BETTER! Collin Street pecan cakes are shipped all over the world!

https://collinstreet.com/buy-fruitc...6683732&keyword=collin+street+bakery
Posted By: MartinStrummer Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Stickfight
My wife makes her family recipe Stollenbrot every year around this time. Similar to fruit cake but lighter weight bread.

Collin Street's is the only fruit cake that I have tried that is palatable. They have a version that is heavy on the pecans that I like.

That would be their "Deluxe" Pecan Cake!
None other graced our table during holidays.
Posted By: bruinruin Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Originally Posted by Stickfight
My wife makes her family recipe Stollenbrot every year around this time. Similar to fruit cake but lighter weight bread.

Collin Street's is the only fruit cake that I have tried that is palatable. They have a version that is heavy on the pecans that I like.
I like stollen bread. There's a local bakery that makes it, but it is pretty pricey.
Posted By: MickinColo Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
Fruit cake a pretty good, not my first choice for dessert but I'm not a dessert kinda person.
Never seen or heard of proper fruitcake in the US.
1. Should be dark
2. Fruit soaked in booze, usually OP Rum for a month or so before baking
3. Mother knows best, store bought is a very long second.
Process begins late Sept or Oct and cake is ready for Christmas though it is not a seasonal cake and can be had any time.

I love fruit cake but couldn't stomach what is sold here as it is anything but.
Posted By: colodog Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
The fruitcake from Southern Supreme is really good but it's more of a nut cake than fruit... It's good!
Went back to Cabela's to check on the "one star" review I left for on the Grandma's fruitcake I bought a month ago...IMAGINE my surprise, my review doesn't show up in the review section. There's a four star reviews from twelve days ago...but the newest one star review is four years old. I guess Cabela's doesn't publish poor reviews newer than 4 years...I'm shocked!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/28/22
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Posted By: DaddyRat Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
I love fruit cake. Homemade or the claxton brand, does not matter.
Posted By: tdbob Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
Yes I love fruitcake. Some are excellent, and some are unfit for human consumption.
Posted By: SuperCub Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
My wife makes fruit cake cookies which are a variation of the classic cake.

They are very good, quite heavy and never get thrown out. I ate the whole batch one year while watching the World Juniors. She was ticked so I had to make another batch myself. I ate them too. smile
Posted By: Bugger Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
Mice and rats
Posted By: Raeford Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
Wait, am I to be referencing my wife?
Posted By: Jim in Idaho Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
Mmmm, boy!

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Posted By: Jim in Idaho Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
To the original question, my Mom would always get a Claxton fruitcake or two at Christmas, never cared for it until I got older. Can't say I've ever had a really bad fruitcake (even the military issue ones) but it's not high on my list of favorite foods.

Have a good recipe for Scottish shortbread which is mostly a big pile of butter and flour with minimal sugar. It literally melts in your mount so will eat that or give some out as a Christmas present.
Posted By: rem shooter Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
Mmmm, boy!

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I had to eat c-rats all the time in the Army.hated the efruit cake .chocolate nut cake and pound cake was great
Posted By: SuperCub Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/29/22
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
Have a good recipe for Scottish shortbread which is mostly a big pile of butter and flour with minimal sugar. It literally melts in your mount so will eat that or give some out as a Christmas present.

My MIL made those and now my wife. They called them "Melting Moments".

A classic at our Christmas table.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/30/22
I pan fried (toasted) a few slices of my 3 yo Claxton this morning, slathered on some butter and then some maple syrup. Nice compliment to the pancakes. Yes, the fruit was still real fruit! OMG.
Posted By: 79S Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/30/22
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
We do.


They are actually called Christmas Cakes...and are good with a brandy icing.

Ok you got nugget interested can you send me some?

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Posted By: fgold767 Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/30/22
No one in my family has ever eaten one nor will they ever..............period
Posted By: SheriffJoe Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/30/22
Soak in a dark rum.
Posted By: MarkWV Re: Who eats fruit cake - 11/30/22
Do yourself a favor and order from Southern Supreme. You can thank me later.
Posted By: rem shooter Re: Who eats fruit cake - 12/01/22
growing up in West Virginia in the 70's . for Christmas ,mom would always make what she called a one month cake . she would add a few ingredients then put it in the fridge for a few days or week ,then add some more ,back to the fridge , on and on .it was a dark, moist ,rich fruit cake love it ,store bought fruit cakes are terrible compared to it
Posted By: 22250rem Re: Who eats fruit cake - 12/01/22
There are so many variations on fruit cake that it runs the gamut from garbage to delicious. As a kid my maternal grandmother bought some kind of fruit cake from a German bakery that was delicious.
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