That's why they don't play football and get Cheerleaders, hence the Man Buns!
Anyone else agree? lol
KB
Cheerleaders most likely do soccer players more than they do football players. Non-stop for two 45 minute halves, sometimes into overtime.
GOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA, Right!
I have seen bigger biceps on a Sparrow, and bigger legs on a Pigeon lol
KB
So knowing this and your still interested π
Killer. Do you have a secret cheerleader living in your body? ππππππ
So knowing this and your still interested π
Killer. Do you have a secret cheerleader living in your body? ππππππ
Yes, they live in my head, because I was with many of them, they all left an indelible imprint on my woman loving mind! :o)
God Bless Football and Cheerleaders hehehe
KB
The fake injuries are ridiculous and warrant the removal of the man card. I canβt imagine being such a punk.
Like they say... soccer is foreplay for you know who
Like they say... soccer is foreplay for you know who
Foreplay with other men wearing exotic hair buns hahahaha
And here we go, making fun of them 6.5 Creedmore guys again...
If someone here needs one:
Clip On Man Bunns
By sheer coincidence, today the Babylon Bee posted their 10 hints to making soccer watchable:
Everyone agrees soccer is boring and America needs to fix it, but how? Here are ten simple ways to make soccer interesting, since the rest of the planet apparently remains intent on making us watch it every four years.
1. Goalies must be double amputees - no more scoreless draws! Any two limbs will do.
2. Supply one "enforcer" on each team with a taser - finally, the guy thrashing on the ground won't be faking!
3. Add quicksand so that anyone who takes too long on a free kick gets sucked in - move or die.
4. Have a drunk hobo decide when each half starts and ends - bound to be more sensible than whatever the current system is.
5. In the event of a tie, the coaches must have a duel at midfield - if it ends in a tie, it's not a sport.
6. If players pass the ball 10 times without shooting, the ball detonates - would put a stop to this asinine backward passing once and for all.
7. Release an enraged bull onto the field if things get boring - "Mbappe steps up to take the free kick and OH MY GRACIOUS HE JUST GOT GORED IN THE LIVER!"
8. Anyone who flops will be thrown into the Sarlacc Pit where they will discover a new definition of pain and suffering - there is no flopping in the Sarlacc Pit.
9. Give half the players jetpacks and half the players surface-to-air missiles - built in Lockheed-Martin sponsorship.
10. Instead of kicking a round ball towards a goal, players will carry or throw a more oblong ball towards a kind of "end zone" - definitely onto something here.
With just a few of these changes, soccer might have a real chance to finally catch on! Let us know any changes to the so-called "sport" that you would make!
lol, that is funny and would make that Beta Hair Bun Boy Game interesting!
I like soccer. Can't stand man bun, mark of a sissy.
Seems like the people who go to the games are a bunch of Woke Progressives. I can't stand that crowd.
Lol.
I say the numbers watched or the world say otherwise.
I absolutely hate the players flopping. Iβd start red carding fakers. Only things I can not stand about the game now days. Bunch of lebrons queens out there.
Fake injuries should receive a pink hanky. Would've recommended a pink card, but alas it was too strong and rigid.
I just wish our player, when the snotty Iranian reporter asked him why does he pronounce it I-ran, instead of the correct E-rahn, would have said, well why don't you spell it with an E then?
stop bashing soccer , man bun is a european trash fad.
whoever killed JFK will be watching the soccer game USA vs eyranians muzzies.
I call them grass fairies hereβ¦.
Where are the US-iran results? Itβs 8PM there in Qatar. Seems it must be being played if not concluded by now.
Itβs broadcast @ 10AM EST.
Where are the US-iran results? Itβs 8PM there in Qatar. Seems it must be being played if not concluded by now.
Itβs broadcast @ 10AM EST.
They had a broken water main and had to stop counting the goals for a while.