So there I was, spreading manure on a field.



This buck appears.




I probably don't even have to tell you what happens next.

With a Savage no less!

Savage and manure do go together.

Was the field on an island?
Or in a Sumac patch?

My lever action savage model 99.5 in 332 swift (one of one)

Sumac island. Luckily we didn't have to break ice to get there.

I had my dog with me.

Lilac cove on Sumac Island?

We belly crawled across 732 yards of manure topped field, to get closer.

In the rain?

Sleet

fresh sprayed pond pig manure

Uphill. Both ways.

Was there any 'Chicken Bucks' in tha field?

Do you carry a white feather in your hat?

hey it's going to be a long time for someone can live this down

We made it across the field in 47 minutes.

"A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do! LOL

What a stud, congrats man~

Badass camo.

Pet bird is cool too

I took aim.

At 10 yards

Sounds like a buncha bullshidt! Haha! I crack myself up.

The 88 grain 32 caliber rebated boat tail trophy bonded TSX entered downward at the spatula and broke the tailbone, the earballs were liquefied and the heart fell out.

He didn't make it through the lilacs.

What about the gizzard?

Hey Slummy, this guy gots pictures.

We have to go back for it, it was too heavy to pack out.

Dood, why do you have a toilet bowl plunger stuck to your butt?

#awkward

I have to go back to work now. This manure doesn't spread itself

He was spreading manure with Biden…..💩

Nice piece of venison there. I'm not seeing any manure on your clothes (or a field). I'm beginning to suspect the veracity of this tale.

Beast!

Just as long as it was chambered in 350 Legend....

This was the greatest 100% factual account of a hunt that has ever been told. I gasped, I cried, I filled my Depends.

Thank you for sharing this incredible journey.

LMAO~

LOL! The first liar ain’t got a chance!!!

I can go on like this for 13 years.

The rest of the story.....

is round oak secretly David Hogg ????

You've gone too far, this time....

Wow, nice rack!

Serious question, what model manure spreader are youin's using for really big bucks?

The ones that include a plaid shirt.

nutslinger 12000 with large rack capacity

Hot damn

It's a custom modified Avalanche. I have a winch mounted in the back, set up to simply spin at high speed with paddles on it. They're QD so I can quickly add cable for those long bear haul outs. I'd be willing to sell it though. I need a liver transplant and I don't have the money and the last thing I'm going to do is give up my custom drag Sportster with all the added weight I've put on it. That's a lot of coin.

Color?
It matters

Rampola buck huh?

Coues

Did your friend lose his hunting gear to a house fire?

Seems like not all the manure actually got spread on the fields!

You had to get to within 6.2 feet, the effective kill range of the 332 Swift.

Uh, that was me.
I'll thank you to not make light of a dire situation.
PM to follow regarding items needed and my info.
I'm specifically looking for firearms that haven't been molested by an amature "gunsmith".

Please don't shoot my decoy.

And you interrupted a celebrity pheasant on the belly crawl over to the island

Uber!!!

Lmao!


Lol

It's good to see you back Dave

Yeah, welcome back! And just in time to help us sort out the RoundOak creative writing scandal of the decade.

So, ND, where exactly were you on December 25th, 2009?

Lol

-Perry Mason

PS

I had a convo with The Wizard of Oz. He said follow the brick road that’s covered in manure.

Christmas stuff with a younger family than I have now.

We’re gonna need a DNA sample from you and your birth certificate, in triplicate.

Lol

🦫

Lemme work on that sample. How many you need?

Damn, you...Tell us!




🤣🦫

Ain't gonna lie, I chortled a bit.

Ya, miss your humor, Dave !!!!

Still laughing!
(and I would totally bang that chick with my mighty roundoak)

You mean toothpick?

I'm going to need Kingston to post pics of my hog...

A better question is why are you always looking at his azz?

I had to go back and read a couple threads to figure out wtf was going on here.

Damn.

Makes a guy wonder how many others are on here doing similar?

I can’t believe that anyone here would do such a thing as to completely manufacture a totally bullshit story about a fugging deer?…GMAFB

I guess some people really put a lot of stock in what others think of them. That’s a level of insecurity that I’ll never understand. It makes me wonder how sad someone’s life must be to go to such lengths? Something like this doesn’t anger me like lies usually do…it makes me a little sad to be honest.

I know. But look at the safariman tale.

What fugking sad does someone's life have to be to put this much effort into a fake persona on an online forum? This was a really long con. Makes you wonder too what other con's they've run that weren't harmless? I was really hoping this was all a big joke.

I'm raising a toast to the 'fire detectives that smoked him out.

Please, Dave, I can forgive any untruths. Just tell me the monkey butt bingo dauber is real.

Didn't know it was so green there in Minnesota this time of year. 🙄

Dave's hot.

Wait, is this a trick question?

I really do have an $8 driveway and live in a t111 shack. Oh, and I hunt with Savages.

Is there a workout doxing video?

I can make you a workout video if you'd like. Then maybe we can have dinner at a nice little Viking restaurant.

Or whatever.

<<<wink wink>>>

Once Long Duck Dong Fooled us all. I believe nothing on the Campfire.

I could never understand what the duck dong was saying.

I don’t understand the obsession with the workout video.

Or the doxing.

I think I get the Viking restaurant.

So let’s choose “or whatever”.

He was my favorite Poster besides That one guy that sang in quartet.

Death, by bunga bunga.

Yea, or Ukrainian war brides.

I think that’s an Oregon thing.

Cheers.

Don't be coy.

When I spread manure I always kill monster bucks.....

read about the scandal here this morning. Pretty crazy. I thought that I was weird… I probably still am but not that weird. I don’t get it. I like an atta boy as much as the next guy but not one from strangers and based completely on deception.

Craving props from people that you don’t know for things that you didn’t really do for 13 years, pretending screenshots are deer that you actually shot and then writing rights up about the deer that you didn’t really shot is batchit crazy. An exaggeration I get that, to spend 13 years flat out lying to people seems like a completely crazy waste of time and energy.

I wonder what he was thinking, posting that monster buck? I’m not the avid deer hunter that a lot on here are but if a buck that big were killed in MI odds are it would make most of the local news and coworkers would be showing pics of the buck that their neighbors, cousins, brother in laws, uncle shot. I can’t believe he thought that nobody would recognize that deer. Crazy.

He was spreading manure....

There is a famous pic of a huge buck that gets thrown around on this board on occasion, shot by a person very well respected here. 4-5 people that I personally know who went to college with that hunter swear up and down that deer was poached. I have no proof plus it was a long time ago so I have never felt the need to bring it up.

I guess that isn’t the same as swiping multiple pics and claiming that they’re yours, but it is still a shame, assuming it is true.

I find the butt-out tool helps with manure spreading.

Dude!

What? Who you talkin’ bout?

That should be obvious. It's a steady rest. Don't leave home without one.

Yeh, I know Garibaldi, or Grandflinger or whatever his name is doesn't approve. Like I care.

Viva la donger!

I was spreading manure on a field...

and imagine my surprise when I found I had had 10 democRATS in my manure spreader....

and 3 horseflys.

" pics or it never fuuuking happened"

Real fuuuking pics by real fuuuuking people who actually really fuuuking hunt.


Like others have said.

How many mutha fuuukers get away with their sockpuppet trolling vicariously living thru the internet bullschit on here.


How many of em are considered " good guys" by rubes....
How many of em are in the exclusive 24hr face of book group.


Bin loves him some sockpuppeteers...

They make bank for him with massive hit and veiw schit....

Taking on sockpuppets and fuuking em up only benefits the Bin...
And gives losers running the sockpuppets attention.





Now that these 20 25 mph winds have died down after a night of rain and thunderstorms.
I'm gonna go still hunt into my stand I been hunting the past 2 days and do some time on it.

And if I kill something and take " pics or it never happened"
Pretty sure people will know it's fuuuking real...

I'm a fuuking dikhead....
That's a given....

But ain't no fuuuuking poser scumball sockpuppeteer.....


Signed

Bwana......
😡😡🤷‍♂️😡😡

What's with the "bwana"?

I've been mostly absent in recent years, I've missed things.

Mista Bin took every bodies va-va-voom away!

I’ll admit it, he got me.

But in the end the shame is his.

I see, so we all pollywogs now.

18 years of my nonsensical efforts and im struck back to a mere pollywog.

The shame of it.

You feel shame, and then you get free.

Love the classics. Lol

"There's a sucker born every minute" P. T. Barnum

"I was spreading manure on the campfire......"

LOL.

That's a full time job here for many...

That's a counter-balance for shooting offhand. Brought to you by Butt-Out.

I can't speak for Dave, but I get a much more realistic "meh". As a matter of fact, I can hardly help myself.

I shot this one yesterday with my sling shot.

Primitive sling-shot, or are you running a scope on it?

Caught this one on my trail cam, will probably let him go another year.

Scope all the way. Leupold 10-60 x 85. I was using a 165gr special tungsten ball bearing. I shot him from 1622 yards and he was DRT.

Sweet piebald.

Old school or compound? How many lbs you pulling?

Here's the one I got a few weeks ago. This guy came out of the woods and saw me in my tree stand. He didn't like that I was there and he came after me. The buck actually started climbing up the ladder stand and he was going to chew my face off. So I pulled out my trusty sling shot and fired at him hitting him between the eyes. After I shot him, he took off across the field and jumped into the back of my truck and died. However, on his way across the field, all of his guts fell out of him so I didn't even need to gut the deer when I found him in the back of my truck.

Compound. 365 lbs with 99% let off.

LoLoLoLoLoLoL!!!!!!!1

Thank god for the let off.

That's not a plunger, it's a shooting aid that I developed, called the Bunghole De-resonator.

Bass Pro Shops has purchased exclusive rights for marketing and distribution.

Would this work for a feller shooting a 458 Lott? asking for a friend....

Would it work for shooting a .458 a lot? I don't know, how much is a lot?

I can say we're close to a deal with Wyoming Arms to make these standard issue though.

How's the BC on those? Taking their word for it or did you test it out to 2000 yards?

Was thinkin recoil may be an issue? you know unintended consequences and all

Wasn't that originally a "Butt-Out" product?

This thread needs more pto.

But I left the PTO on as I pulled George Custers SAA from the bianchi (tm) relic protector shadow box holster and steadied my aim over the uncle donnies shootin stix (tm) through the nightforce thermal (tm) and slowly drew the hammer back on the custom made wildcat brass from Cabelas (tm) loaded with hornady (tm) FTX bullets over 38gr of Varget (tm).

Dang, you are ready for a TV show if you can drop all those product placements without really doing jack squat.

Get you a bowhunting bimbo and hit the big time!

Yep, it's part of the family of Butt-Out products, which also includes the Cough Suppressor, Scent-Lock Union Suit, and Shock Absorber scope mounts.

Cameron Hanes doe's not hold a candle to most all y'all!

Another year or two and he’d have been a decent buck.