I was doing my thing looking for food, when I heard people yelling elephant!!!!! I popped up out the trash eating a half eating twinky, and I saw this elephant holy fiddlesticks. I jump on the huffy start pedaling to my trailer to get my 30-30 and one bullet. I’m not going talk about me wrecking ripping the crotch out my pants. Anyhow nugget saved the day one well placed shot from the mighty 30-30 I killed the elephant it was about 1600yds away. Anyhow here is a picture of the beast. Nugget blessed with elephant T-bone steaks.

Is that Nugget Jr. in the back there?
I was wondering how a 30-30 could reach out to 1600 yards but then I saw yours has the longer barrel.
Outstanding work!

I call dibs on those tusks.

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Picture looks lifted from the innanets

Wow, elephants in Alaska. Who'd a thunk it 🤔

No way, it's legit. I look forward to annual field reports from the OP like this one (roundoak)

I can't imagine Nugget has an internet connection on his dump pay. Unless he finds a burner phone with some data remaining.

He's been hanging with Roundoak

No, why you full of nugget Hatorade.

Yep, it’s legit.

I’ve been looking through the last 15 years of Readers Digest and I couldn’t find that picture anywhere.

I did find some big, brown titties on some native ladies that caused me to take a quick bathroom break.

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Nugget(haters), remember at your village/dump you guys still have old time internet and the pics look old timey.

Congratulations, glad to see your dump management plan is paying off.

Really?! That’s your problem with the story?

Foggy lens.

Ivory dil.dos make excellent stcking stuffers.

For the discerning puzzy in your life.

Heck yeah!



Get me a Dremel and make the love happen.

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More like "interesting dump of the day "

Guys I swear on a stack of Jehovah witness watch towers this is legit.

You should see the whitetail deer I shoot up here with my Lorcin 380..

Well, who can argue with that?

Oh come on. Everyone knows Alaskan elephants look like this:

Really? You're going to be a shameless attention whore now? Can't you see we're mourning the death of one of our dear members, beloved Roundoak, may God rest his soul.

You pig.

Sounds likes you slayed the beast at your leisure.

Happy like when the girl you’re texting sends titty pic

I will wait for the "fact checkers"

One of them fancy 26" Model 64's I bet.

Lol go nugget go

I'm sure Nugs turned it into a fine meal.

you sure that was a half eaten twinkie ? sounds more like some sort of hash brownie or green cookie

that would explain the vivid, opiated fantasy

careful wut you eat mang !

Quit dancing and get those legs up in the air!

Happy like when titty pic girl wanna day drink tomorrow

Is elephant red meat?

Holy schit…

Lol

just don't eat the leftover bean burritos from Taco Bell

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Good goin' nugget. Who needs that hanging around the dump?

What wine does one serve with elephant ? Or Twinkies , for that matter?

I'm sorry to hear that you ripped the crotch out of your Lu Lu Lemons.

I rather not talk about that.. Nugget

Any giraffes today?

You can’t go wrong with a good box wine or some Julio perignon is good. Nugget

Nugget out of ammo, making myself a bow and my own arrows.

Make it a tall one...

You wouldn't have problems with elephants if you had a *REAL* elephant gun. I have a .458 and I haven't seen an elephant since I got it!

i call dibs on Stevie Nicks

Get mannlicker to ‘process’ it for you

Wait…scratch that- it weighs more than 45 lbs

Uh oh troopers are snooping around I better cover this elephant head up with a 10x10 tarp asap... Nugget..