I have not.
I'm not about to give anyone a bad time if they do.

Ron Jeremy purportedly was very fond of kilts.

I have a few. One dress and three work/play.
I see more and more trades guys wearing the Damn Near Kilt em work kilts. I have two of them just for work.
They beat the heck out of wearing shorts or full pants on hot days or in hot workshops.

no but my brother does

Are you asking for a friend?

VarmintFag wants himself some kilted cock n balls.

Wear a kilt? well yea -every day, , it goes great with my pink fedora hat and t-shirt that says I look like an idiot.

Tomorrow i'll wear my clark kent hat -S superman t-shirt and a denim dress

Kilt? Nope. Too many skeeters.

My brother does sometimes.

Nope, but I'd damn sure wear one before I'd wear my pants down past my ass just so everyone can see I wear boxers.

The last one standing will be wearing one.

I thought sure Toby would have something to say about that!!!

Them that die will be the lucky ones…. Arrrrrgggggghhhh!!!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

The first known pants 3000 years ago were extremely well made [read about the stiching]
https://phys.org/news/2014-06-year-trousers-chinese-grave-oldest.html

But don't buy Levi, they are anti gun.
But don't buy Carhartt, they are woke.

Leave it to the Chinese to invent gloves for your legs.

I be givin’ you my affidavie!! What can be said to one, can be said to all!!!

While Angus was competing, I decided to get myself a kilt.

Mine is one of those brown duck Utilikilts. Since I'm 1/2 German and 1/256th Scot, I never wanted try to be authentic. For a dagger, I carried a 14 inch Bowie. My sporan is a huge hunting Sporan made from a whitetail skin and the flap made from the rear end/tail. I call it my big fuzzy nutsack, because I keep a pound of peanuts in there and invite cute chicks to dip in grap a handful and shuck them.

Sorry, I don't have a picture, but I'll try and find one.

I'll be honest, in hot weather, a kilt is quite comfortable. It gives you a lot of ventilation. It's somewhat similar to what my Dad grew up wearing in the building trades: lederhosen. They stand away from your skin and ventilate you in the summer. They also protect you against hot surfaces like a roof. All the Germans in this town wore lederhosen in the building trades. My Dad also wore shorts all winter. I still see that a lot now with school kids. It'll be 25 and kids are walking to school in shorts. Yikes.

My nephew got married in one with the family clan tartan plaid. His best man & my brother were also in kilts. They also had socks, flashes & Scottish hats

I hope the guys who have to hold a ladder for you get paid extra

A bar full of Scots makes for the best brawls.

The majority of my bloodline is Scottish. I wear them frequently.

History buffs..........The Hudson bay company and the Northwest company, both fur trading entities hired almost exclusively Scots to head up almost every aspect of the fur trade on this Continent as Chief traders and wintering partners.

My people used to be cavemen so I wear a beagle hound hide lion-cloth to cover my weener

Mine is from a great dane, almost covers it all.

I should. My sack hangs 1/2 way down my leg.

I saw someone in a kilt in Fred Meyers here day before yesterday. It was warm (27*), but not that warm! No skeeters tho.

Two guys take a wizz off a bridge, one says, damn that water is cold, 673 says yeah and deep too . I know you know that joke...

I'm 42% Scottish, but this still is funny:


Q: Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts?


A: Because sheep can hear zippers from miles away.

No Scottish here so no kilts. And the arrrrrr crap this morning, reminds me of my five year old grandchild playing pirates. No time for either.

You don't have time to play with your grandkids?

You must be a riot at parties.

I'm distantly of the Campbell Clan. About 20 years ago, my cousin opted to have an authentic Scottish wedding, and I was his Best Man, so we put on full Scottish attire. I liked the kilt in my ancestors' tartan. Learned a lot from the experience. Chicks dig kilts.

Any fights? LOL

If its naht militry...its crrrappp!

Many decades ago I was in a wedding in Scotland, so yes, I wore a kilt for the event. My lady at the time thought I should wear it more often. It was a fun night.

I suppose it wasn't a FULLY authentic Scottish wedding...

You just need to have some Mc's somethings to go with the Campbell's. My best bud's are Campbells, probably because they are the only ones still alive lol, the one is 80 so I need some younger friends it looks like.

And all the men fugked after the reception.

LOL

Did James Clerk Maxwell wear a kilt?

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Raise up his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder- he’s a McDonald.

My brother does at events like the Highland games held around here annually. He has the whole get up, fox head bag and all. We are descended out of the Duncan clan. I never got onto it that much.

I think Kilts are pretty cool since I’ve always liked the Scottish but I find shorts to be uncomfortable and I almost never wear them even on hot days so I don’t think I’d be comfortable in a skirt.

Never try and intimidate a Scot:

I am surprised how many kilt wearers there are.

I'm surprised nobody in your family has bashed your fugkin' head in.

I usually work in shorts, and sometimes flip-flops.

That wasn't very nice, my rum and coke passed through my sinuses.

Do you all wear high heels with yours, or just like plain Mary Janes?

A Scot who lived on a loch
Had holes up the length of his cock
When he got an erection
He could play a selection
Of Johann Sebastian Bach

Nope.....

Been a blue jeans wearing free baller since around age 12.
Boots
T shirt.

Pretty much 100 fuuuuking percent American and don't place alot if any stock in eurotrashland heritage stoopid schit....

Yep.....
That's about it......

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Arrrrrgh....

Flip flops are the most tortuous pieces of footwear ever invented. That’s the standard footwear of hell. Everyone entering hell is issued a pair and mandated to wear flip flops. 😀

Shorts are a product of adapting to our environment and you being from the heat of the SW desert it makes sense. I can’t figure out why, other than they’re fat asses, guys up here wear shorts year ‘round?…..the average temperature here is barely above 55* and it rarely gets “hot”. I can survive in the cold wet coastal environment much easier than I could the SW desert but that’s because I’ve spent my life up here like you down there. 👍🏼 I find that tong in between the big toe on flip flops is worse than having a stone in your boot. 😂