What type of ice cream did they always give you?

Is this a trick question??





Maple nut and it always had curious hairs in it.

That will give you the creeps.

Gee, a Homosexual, mental illness? That's not what they try and sell today.

Did not get close to them

Didn't have a paper route.

Gold

Wait ... Y'all got ice cream?

smart kid always picked the routes with all the MILFs...

Back when I had paper routes queers and like trash were not politely tolerated. Couple of them that pinched my butt wound up with distinct signs of physical abuse about the head and shoulders region.

Had a pair of them that would hang out at the bowling alley in the small town I grew up near.
One brought it up to me ONCE. Back then you could take care of such crudity particularly if you were a strong country kid and no one batted an eye.

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None on my route. Never had any problems.

I never delivered to the Biden home.

Never had a paper route.



But, I was raised Catholic.
I was never even clued in, but my sister told me, years later, that the girls all knew!

I wouldn't have known what a pedophile was at that age.

Pedophiles should be the least of a bicycle delivery boy's worries. Encountering a Campfire driver is a much greater threat.

No pedos on my paper route, just about 3 or so addresses that had drunks and were a challenge to get paid for the paper.

Mid 1970's, I guess I was 15 or so, I had a paper route. Had a single mom / devorcee as one of my customers. Back then I got paid by going door to door once a week or so. It was the only way back then. On occasion, she would come to the door in a sheer nighty sort of thing, pointy nipples and all. Also, I would baby sit her 5 year old from time to time. To be honest, she gave me a stiffy by just standing there, but my brain kept me hanging around for anything more than the dollar or so she owed me. There were easily a half dozen homes on that street that had a clear view of her house. Just scared the crap out of me thinking who might be watching.

Twernt no paper routes where I grew up, and you damn sure weren't going to pedal it if there was.

Kinky bastard!!

There was this 30ish year old black phagg named Dentyne (big ass white smile) that rode a red Schwinn and delivered papers. Friend of mine shot him with a cross man BB pistol for making a move on him at the spot they dumped all the bundles of papers for the kids to pick up.

No paper route but we had an old queer that sold popcorn from a little stand he pulled behind a big tricycle with a basket across between the back wheels.

About a block from where he usually sold popcorn was an old cobbler that they claimed was caught strapping his razor in the front window a few times, not sure on that though.

Town where all the greats and grandparent's were from had a Rexall drug that still had the ice cream shop inside.

Back in probably the mid to early '80s my grandmother took me in there to get a scoop.

Old lady was trying to make conversation with me but something seemed off and I wouldn't talk to her.

Got out of there and grandma said that weren't no lady, left it at that. I knew damn good and well where she was headed with that statement, creeped the hell out of me and I never wanted to go back in there again.

There was an old dude in my town who used a walker and shuffled around all day in pajamas. He lived near the elementary school in town, and we'd see him through the windows. This was mid/late '70s. The teachers would tell us he "was just old" and to ignore him.

Ended up getting busted for solicitation at a truck stop out by the interstate.

Reminds me of this guy:

Lol

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I was 19 when I had a paper route. Delivered it in an F-100 pick up. Carried a model 28 when I ran it late at night. No pedophiles on my route. There was some interesting drunks and an armed robber one night.

Only you and because of that we never delivered the paper to you.

Any flavor I wanted! Had a nice, muscley throwing arm!

Another video: Billy's dad is a fudge packer.

This thread has me pausing from time to time these days. The co-owner of LaCrosse archery was recently arrested and charged with child pornography. He is currently on bail and living with parents. I feel terribly sorry for all concerned in this , particularly his young family! Sad deal and this will have some lasting repercussions on the industry , as well, imo!