chit storm ... just took the first dose of magnesium citrate. Sitting here in a hotel in Mcallen, getting the butt scope in the morning .

May things pass quickly.

My advice: Make sure your phone is charged. You ain't gonna get far from the chitter.

Prays sint

Looks like the highway will be wide open in McAllen tomorrow.

Count down in 3 2 1 Going to be a Chitty night big boy.............

It mixes well with vodka.

If you find yourself enjoying your colonoscopy too much, file a report on the current active 'gay' thread, they are seeking understanding.

You did mix vodka in that medicinal elixir, right??

Your not seeing Dr. Paul Barnard I hope?

hope so, it was a mess earlier.

good one

I've done it a few times Roger, nice to have your troubles behind you.

Hotel

Here's hoping it's one way.

My first time I found a nickle that I swallowed when I was 4.

Be extra careful when you sneeze, oohh boy

Best of luck

A rented shytter is a good thing.

Since you'll be up all night anyway, it's your turn ta babysit judman.

LOl, I'm in McAllen because This was the closest Dr that's in MD Anderson's program that I'm getting this done through for free.

Smooth move, ex lax

I just did that right before Christmas. It was a first for me.
I made sure to have some of the most expensive, softest toilet paper I could buy. Not the 600 grit my wife usually buys.
Had some baby wipes too.
It seemed to make the whole experience a little less traumatic, lol.
Good luck sir!

I would say I feel for you but I get one next week.

BTDT.

It will be over soon

Hope it all comes out well.

Sounds like a chitty deal, to me.

Good luck , Sir.

I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure".

Best of luck Roger, I'm due for another one been 10 years.

How do you know if you don’t get one.

LOL, best definition of chit storm I've ever seen.

Don’t forget the. chocolates and roses for your Doctor!

It's so you don't die of ass cancer, which would be undoubtedly worse than a simple butt scope.

#grindr

you go girl!

I've had four and they found polyps each time.
Not doing this is dumb. I had a co-worker fishing buddy die of colon cancer and it wasn't pretty.

I scheduled my first and only one for 6:30 in the morning , also requested to be put under for procedure. Left work at noon the day before and picked up crap you have to drink and a 12 pack of Bud. Clear liquids you know. Pounded prescription and beer down and was cleared out pretty good in a couple of hours. Big buzz and off to bed early, up early and they put me right out. Wasn’t as bad as I feared. I don’t need another for 8 years

Had two two uncles die of it. The fecal test I took was positive for blood, so I defiantly want to do this.

You may want to install a seat belt on the toilet, or it's "Huston we have lift-off"

Did you chase 8 ducalax? That was my last one.

Hasn't been bad, have only had to go twice so far.

Two words…..Baby Wipes, as mentioned above 😁

So what should I die from? I mean seriously, no one gets out alive.

Going to go eat at Pappadeaux's for lunch tomorrow.

I gotta say...thats one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Dying of rectal or colon cancer is a chit ton worse than an occasional colonoscopy.

Heck, I think it's a great nap !

magnesium citrate is the worst

Good luck in the am Roger.

Just think, tomorrow someone is going to get paid to rape you...........

Please educate me on what you feel is the proper way for ME to die? I don't go to doctors or take pills. That is just the way I want it.

Flave could prolly save you a few bucks on that. LOL

Put some baby ointment around the sphincter or it will be the ring of fire.

After your procedure tomorrow you will probably start experiencing the urge to purchase a 6.5 Need more or a .270 winchester.........

I start the prep tomorrow night for a Friday morning date with the doc. Third time for me since I have a family history of colon cancer.

Don't forget a supply of towels to sit on for the
trip there and back and a big box of wipeys and
some hand sanitizer and clean clothes.
Once that stuff takes hold and starts working,
there's no human that ever lived that can shut
the gate.
Good Luck

Good college buddy of mine had the same attitude as you. He survived but has been shiiting in a bag for 20 plus years. That would be swell.

Well, I guess you better watch the obituaries and plan on coming to an epic estate sale then.

been there a few times. the prep is far worse than the procedure. just get through it think nothing of it it could save your life it has mine three times

It's been 5 hours since your post, I'm assuming you're just about turned inside out and your turd tunnel now shines like a new penny.

hasn't been that bad.

Billy OConnolly

Billy OConnolly

I remember the first time I had to do that. Prior to, I didn’t believe medication could do that to a human body, but it does.

Magnesium citrate This product is used to clean stool from the intestines before surgery or certain bowel procedures (such as colonoscopy, radiography), usually with other products. It may also be used for relief of constipation. However, milder products (such as stool softeners, bulk-forming laxatives) should be used whenever possible for constipation.Magnesium citrate is a saline laxative that is thought to work by increasing fluid in the small intestine. It usually results in a bowel movement within 30 minutes to 3 hours.


It should say WARNING eminent flaming starfish jet spray diarrhea

What a dump!

He'd better tip the maid well.

I go Monday for my 3rd scope. The good news is the "prep" is now pills vs the gallon of mixed up powder. I about ruined Gaiter Aid for myself 6 years ago. I remember just staring at the last glass full of that witches' brew and thinking "If I can't finish all of this it may not work"

Some motivation for you.



Those mag citrate mixes should come with a seatbelt for the toilet! I couldn’t get more than 25 yards away without risking an accidental discharge! Cereal, by the time you read this you’ll realize it’s not a big deal at all.

headed over there in just a bit, prep wasn't bad, got some sleep.

Hope you called the front desk to get extra TP sent up before the chit storm begins. Won’t be any time between events to resupply. Hope everything shows you’re good tomorrow.

Hope you have a good "outcome", Roger!
Seriously, best wishes and good luck!

I had a colonoscopy done a few months ago. I didn’t get to far from the head even while waiting in the room.

They said see ya in ten years.

Worst part is the turbo lax prep.
1st time I was still awake as they rolled me in the room.
Seeing that big Ole hose marked in centimeters 30 40 50 centimeters they was gonna shove up my azz..

WTF....
Last thing I heard was some cat announcing 30 cc of blah blah going in the IV port.


Woke up in recovery.
They cold snared 3 pylops or however it is spelled.
Gave me a report with color pictures of the inside of my azz like a week later.
That was pretty special 🥴🥴🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

Put me on the 5 yr plan

2nd one was last spring
1 pylop thing cold snared.
Only on this one I woke up towards the end.
I'm like outta the blue woke the fugg up.

Said "Hey why am I awake" turning my head to the side seeing the doc pulling basically about 8 inches of hose outta my azz.

"Awwww man I don't need this memory"

Heard a couple of chuckles...
Went back into lala land and woke up in recovery.
Told Khaneralla about waking up.
She was LOLing about that.


Best thing about it is chowing down afterwards going home.


Had 2 friends in Maine die of Colon Cancer in their late 40,s early 50,s.

Simple procedure.
0 memory unless you wake up.


Some on here have posted about getting it done wide awake.

Strange........

At my last one I wasn't quite asleep and told the nurse that I could feel the hose. She looked at me and asked "can you feel that"? I said "yes". That was the last conversation we had until I woke up. I'm guessing they increased the laughing gas on me. It is a great nap. Once you wake up it's like you have all the energy in the world.

kwg

What would happen if you drank the elixir 2-3hrs before the scope, maybe a good idea for a gag?

Suits me. Die your way. I'm good with that.

Feel great, I need some more of that stuff they used to put me to sleep.

Already have of each, haven't hunted with the 6.5 yet, but have killed deer and nilgia with the 270.

True, but wouldn't you rather depart this world later rather than sooner? I don't know how old you are, but colorectal cancer can occur at relatively young ages. Perhaps your family would like for you to stay around a bit longer. What you are doing is like driving a vehicle and never changing or checking the oil in the engine.

I've had three or four done, polyps found each time. It is not a big deal, you won't know a thing. There are plenty of other ways to die and it probably won't be pretty any way or any time it comes. Might as well postpone it as long as possible. There's a lot of living to be done yet.

On the other hand, if you are a Democrat then by all means do not get the procedure done.

Doctor said everything perfectly normal.
I guess all those yrs of drinking beer did some good.

I'll have #4 done this summer prior to turning 60.

It really ain't that bad.

Proposal is good stuff.

Ive had 3.....the first was done by my GP in his office, and was awake for the procedure as he was not certified to use total sedation........

Got a new GP after that.....and the last 2 colonoscopies were count to 5, fade to black.....

Glad all went well Roger! Enjoy your lunch, you definitely earned it.

Good luck Rog !

Late to the "party", but here's some advice for others, moving forward.

Yes, baby wipes are nice, but I found, after the 2-3 explosion, my ring was raw.

It's actually great, if you can can get up off dunny & take 2 steps into a warm running shower & deal with things that way !

I think cancer is a scam and a cash cow for the medical industry. There's no way in he'll that chemo and radiation cures cancer in some folks and doesn't work on others. Stuff doesn't work that way, vaccines have proven that over and over. If you really have cancer and not a false positive test or a miss diagnosis you're going to die. I do believe radiation and chemo puts cancer and remission but never cures it. People will lie to your face for a he'll of a lot less than what it cost to treat cancer.

Where's the blood in you're poop coming from? Ulcer or hemorrhoids maybe?

Love Pappadeaux's. Wish we had one here.

First you need to hit a scale and then start a Campfire weight loss thread.
That’s what I do so I know how full of schidt I was.

I'm glad everything went ok.

Let’r rip!

probably hemorrhoids, I've had them in the past, but never really bad.

I've lost 35 lbs since Oct. did gain 7 back over the holidays but have almost lost that.

we need one here in Corpus.

My doctor doesn't use Citrate of magnesia, what I call liquid thunder. When I took that in the past I did so sitting on the can, it worked that fast. Once the prep is done they give a shot of Versed the twilight drug, in the procedure room once they start they start the IV I'm out before I know it. The knock out shot is so good that I don't remember the doc coming in to give the report although my wife tells me that I appeared to be awake. The procedure now isn't like in the old days, though the fear persists.

At least your guts are ok

After going through all the BS with my kidneys,
I don't think they can do anything medically
to embarrass me anymore.
That's genuine A1 certified pain