Just got back from the Wall Mark...

Nope

If'n I'm gonna whup out my pistol, it won't be to hit'cha!
FAFO 😐

Paging Hotrot Lincoln..,,


Paging Hotrot Lincoln……

I tried I was so drunk they said I mist

No, I never have. Have you? Would you like someone to pistol whip you?

What's for dinner?
Is it dinner or is it supper?

Was he the dumbfück with the bullshît story about the range?

When I was 16 yo the neighbor from 1 mile down the road killed his horse beating it to death with a piece of rebar. He was a Swedish dope growing Azzhat who intimidated many people in the community because he was 6'2" and drove a Harley up and down the Kenny Lake Road. He would ship it over to Hawaii via commercial fishing. He would also take his marijuana cigars and repeatedly burn the nose of a giant female New Foundland who decided it was better to live with us and never went back. His wife ran to our house and she was severely beaten too. He decided to bring his Harley over to our driveway and rev it up. I came up the driveway with a Ruger Super Blackhawk that I hid behind my back as I walked up the Driveway. My father was gone to get a load of water at the Kenny Lake public well. Barnes was caring a four ft piece of bloody rebar. He started cussing and swearing at me but stopped when he noticed that I had Mustard, are large half wolf/half mcKenzkie River Husky that was on his left side. Mustard knew and had a growl and threat gesture with his teeth. Mustard was about a buck twenty and not a dog to trifle with. The dumbpuck tried to swing it at me and mustard went for him low. I always got the impression that maybe he had tapped Mustard once before. I took the gun with a 7.5 inch barrel and hit him on the top of the head. He went down knocked out. Mustard bit him on the arm with the rebar and shook him. I pulled Mustard off and turned off his motorcycle. I left him on his property across the road. His mother, who lived closer to us, went over to him and she took a beat up broom and whacked him a couple of times. I guess he was a mean drunk but after that he was always intimidated by me. His wife divorced him about a year later.

Prolly.

As the old folks say “he likes to spin a yarn”

If you added up all his years of what’s he’s done..

He’d be about 247 yrs old.

Can you pistol whip someone with a polymer gun?

Or does it need to be Dirty Harry style revolver?



Saw a dude today on the Walmarks.

Had one of those great big revolvers on his hip in a uncles mikes Velcro holster….


#staystrappedorgetclapped

There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster.

No but I did see a guy get buttstroked once. Was like a damned cartoon.

Barely even saw the rifle move and this guy was up, off his feet and out cold before he hit the deck. Chin split open like a fish.

I've whipped it out on numerous occasions.

I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name.

Pure idiot liar.

Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold.

Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids...

Same.

I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold.

Google says….

Pistol whipper….

johnt189

That was the greatest story ever told on this forum.

Better than the dude that stole the amberlance?0

I have to respectfully disagree. The general Stuart ambulance ride was the greatest.

The preacher whipping sancho with a hose as second.

Both being true and factual cementing their place(s).

But the pistol whipping bullshit story was damn good.

Like you’ve seen em all. LMAO

Air hose a$s whoopin happened in MS.

😂😂

HC crawling through his backyard to eat charcoal after his wife poisoned him was pretty damn good too.

Well if we’re digging deep Kellory was good for some bullshît too.

I nominated the 2 I did because they were true. I think that carry’s them over the threshold like a virgin bride to epicness.

I bayoneted a couple rats with the knife I glued to the forend of a Crossman single shot pellet pistol. Using it as a club didn't seem like a great idea.

The General stealing the Ambulance was the best Fire Story EVER. And it was TRUE ! 🤪🤪🤪

I forgot about that lying sack of schidt.

Fair enough. The ambulance thing was before my time here. I read about it in the archives. No doubt that’s the win for true life, bad azz, crazy chit.

Does using the wife’s double ended ddildo count?

A real truth stranger than fiction deal.

I feel bad for the guy.

Which end did you use?

I remember this story. Anyone have a link to it or a way to look it up?

The General had a brain tumor or something that caused him to lose it and jack the ambulance. I’d always read his posts on his S&W collection and he was very knowledgeable. Then all the sudden he’s telling this wild tale about stealing the ambulance and running from the cops.

After his passing his wife logged on and posted a link to his obit and an explanation of what happened.

Pretty sad but man, what a way to go out!

Googled "preacher air hose beating" and got this:

https://www.wdam.com/story/8884408/ellisville-man-admits-to-beating-pastor/

From that I see the year is 2008. Then I searched this site and got:

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...gets-beaten-with-an-air-hose#Post2387739

The handle of the party in question is Mike_Clark.

To pistol whip a person, you can use either side? I guess you don’t realize what double side ddildo is.

lololol

I have not

I saw a pistol whipping once. It was with a 25 cal Raven so more of just a thunk over the crown of the head. You see some chit in the trailer park😂

I've seen it done with a Glock 27. It was semi effective. further action was necessary to effect arrest, but it did take affect.

You're probably better off smacking someone on the head with a Raven .25 than shooting them with it and pissing them off.

No, but I saw a guy get whacked across the legs with a police baton at a bar in Baltimore, MD. He dropped like a rock....

links ?

Matt Dillon was best ever at laying a Colt on a man.

Half the dumbasses on this forum need to be pistol whipped for the stupid questions asked. What a bunch of retards. MTG

Same here but breaking up a house party. The first cop approached open handed and when the “suspect” got aggressive the second cop took his baton right at knee level as the first chest punched him and dropped him right where he stood.

Back in the 70's when there were still independent drug stores, I met a guy that used a 25 auto , it didn't go well. He kept a 38 revolver in the back , and a 25auto in hes pocket. This was in Northampton Ma., a liberal , 5 college town, not dangerous. One day a guy walked in , up to the counter and handed a list of drugs,and pulled a Lama 38super . The Pharmascst, a WW!! vet, grabbed the slide, and they started fighting. He pulled the 25, and the chamber was empty so he started hitting the guy in the head . Customers came in and pulled the robber off. There was blood all over, the bad guy was cut bad, but never knocked out. They had to cut the trigger guard of the 25 off his finger.

+1, rarely have I seen such stupidity.

My Dad buttstroked the next door neighbor. My baby sister was still living at home and her bedroom was next to theirs; tho separated by the bathroom. Told my Dad she felt like someone was watching. He told her next she felt like that, get him. Sure enuff, the very next week she got in from a date bout 10:30 and was preparing to go to bed. Got the feeling and informed him. He could get by on 4 hrs sleep and spent most nights listening to the Bill Mack on the radio and read western pocketbooks(Louis Lamore most! ly). So he grabs the Win 1300 pump in the corner and heads out to do a perimeter check. One neighbor is smoking on his steps cos wife had new carpet installed and he can’t smoke inside; sees the shotgun and follows him. Mom hears the shotgun racking, profanity,the neighbor pleading for Dad to give him the gun and not to kill the peeping Tom that lived on the other side. She called the police who were less than 2 blocks away. By the time they arrived, the peeping tom was unconscious, had serious dental problems, had been kicked in the ribs and about the head. Dad was a trucker and part time bouncer and bartender. Cops had to carry tom to the ER. The witness neighbor told cops Dad buttstroked the tom in the mouth, gave him the shotgun and proceeded to beat the hell out of the peeping tom. The 27 year olds mother accosted Dad the next day about him assaulting her son and wanted him to pay medical bills. He told her that if he ever caught him on his property again; he wouldn’t call the cops but the coroner. They moved within 2 weeks. Turns out he was the band director at the HS. Big stink and he got terminated as band director. One of the cops responding was a neighbor that lived 4 doors down.

LOL , mom yelled one day , come on !
We go out and get in the ole 58 Chevy and down the road we go .
Pulled up in front of this house and mom gets out and then I realized she had dads 357 black hawk , trigger had been worked , very light , goes up knocks on the door and rolls that pistol up eye level rolling the hammer back , says , tell that sonofabitch to come out here ! I yelled , mom ! That things got a hair trigger .
Then about that time I saw something moving around back .
Old man was beating feet down the creek pulling his pants on skipping along .
Mom never saw him and ole gal begged and mom stormed on by her and had a look in the house , luckily she didn’t see him going down the creek .
She came back and up the road we went looking for him .
That was as close to pistol whipped I had ever seen at that time .
She looked pretty wild with that big ole scoped hog leg up in that woman’s face .

I cut a big ole circle in a guys forehead one time with a mossberg 500 muzzle , had his head pinned tight to the wall .


Had a fellow backed up in a corner once , with a 223 bolt gun pressed up into his throat, he slapped the barrel just as I pulled the trigger and rifle went off upside his head , muzzle blast ripped his face and ear , he collapsed on the porch and I followed him down cycling the bolt and putting the barrel on his head and pulled the trigger , lucky [bleep] , gun clicked , he was begging for his life , beat the hell out of his head and face with the buttstock .
He left the state and never came back .
That episode cost me everything I had to get charges dropped .

Then there was this Hammer guy , can’t remember his first name , spent most of his childhood and adult life in prison , couldn’t cut it out here so he decides he’s going back with a story for the boys so he gets jacked up on meth and he steals an ambulance and goes on a thirty- forty mile joy ride .

Kenneth

He ain’t been back (at least with that screen name) since.

Bullshit stories and stolen valor tends to make one unwelcome in certain circles.