This was a real kick in the nuts
Today was 75% off on this estate sale. Missed this ice box by a couple hours. Sombitch!!!
They wanted $925 and then 75% off that
So about $235
Punching self in balls
Pard, I'm sorry to hear that you missed out on the estate sale deal. Here's a story to hopefully cheer you up:
Once upon a time, there was a man who was on the hunt for a rare and valuable antique. He had been searching for years and finally came across one at an estate sale. The item was priced at $5,000, but the man negotiated with the seller and was able to get it for $2,500. He was thrilled and couldn't wait to take it home.
However, on the way back to his car, the man tripped and fell, dropping the antique and causing it to shatter into a million pieces. He was devastated and felt like he had just thrown away $2,500.
But as luck would have it, the seller had seen what happened and was sympathetic to the man's misfortune. The seller offered to give the man his money back and even threw in a smaller antique for free as a consolation prize.
The man was grateful for the seller's kindness and learned that sometimes things happen for a reason. While he didn't get the antique he wanted, he still ended up with something special and valuable in its own way.
So don't worry about missing out on the ice box at the estate sale. Perhaps something even better will come your way in the future.