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Posted By: DigitalDan Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
From the past, and they named some communities here in the land of the free and elsewhere, not so free.

I'll post this in 4 segments, laff or ignore, I care not....

Towns in US

Accident, Maryland
Bacon Level, Alabama
Bigfoot, Texas
Bitter End, Tennessee
Booger Hole, W. Virginia
Boring, Oregon
Breeding, Kentucky
Bugtussle, Kentucky
Burnout, Alabama
Carefree, Arizona
Cookietown, Oklahoma
Cut and Shoot, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Frankenstein, Missouri
French Lick, Indiana
Funk, Nebraska
Good Grief, Idaho
Greasy Corner, Arkansas
Half Hell, N. Carolina
Hell, Michigan
Hot Coffee, Mississippi
Hurt, Virginia
Hygiene, Colorado
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Ketchuptown, S. Carolina
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky
No Name, Colorado
Nothing, Arizona
Peculiar, Missouri
Pee Pee, Ohio
Plastic, Colorado
Poverty, Kentucky
Romance, Arkansas
Rough and Ready, California
Santa Claus, Indiana
Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Scratch Ankle, Alabama
Turkey Scratch, Arkansas
Two Egg, Florida
Wealthy, Texas
Why, Arizona
Whynot, North Carolina
Yum Yum, Tennessee
Zigzag, Oregon
Zzyzx, California
Posted By: rayporter Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
how about toad suck, arkansas
Posted By: Chisos Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Dime Box, Texas
Posted By: fgold767 Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Climax, NC
Posted By: KillerBee Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
St. Louis du Ha! Ha! - Quebec.

Sexsmith - Alberta where I hunt elk.

Stoner - British Columbia
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Climax Michigan.
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Round 2: grin

Rude Names...hyphens added to prevent "bleep"...

Fanny Hands Lane – England
Wankers Corner – USA
S-h-i-t-terton – England
Arlene Fuchs Katz Drive – New York
Pig Turd Alley – California
Cockshoot Close – England
Twatt – Scotland
Bitchfield – England
Bully Hole Bottom – Wales
Sandy Balls – England
Iron Knob – Australia
F-u-c-king – Austria
Fingringhoe - England
D-i-l-do – Canada
U-g-ley – England
Cumbum – India
Glory Hole Recreation Area – California
Titz – Germany
Longdong Avenue – China
Kinki University – Japan
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Just around the corner is Athol. It is a name for several towns here in the US of A.

It is also an airway intersection named by the FAA and is found in the airspace of Miami Air Route Traffic Control Center, a facility I worked at for about 15+ years. All of their intersections are comprised of 5 letters and sometimes 5-letter words are in short supply. So, I made a living telling pilots where to go, but as God is my witness, I NEVER cleared a pilot direct to the Athol intersection. Why? Because it would sound like this: "Delta 4-0-5, cleared direct Athol, rest of route unchanged."
Posted By: Crappie_Killer Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Tightwad MO population 69
Posted By: 358WCF Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
There's a Climax in VA too, & dont forget BlueBall in PA.
Posted By: gunzo Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Big Bone
Beaverlick
Pleasureville

Kentucky
Posted By: Earls1st Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
31 min from Fertile to Climax MN: https://www.mapquest.com/directions/from/us/mn/fertile/to/us/mn/climax
Posted By: IZH27 Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Big bone and beaver lick are just down the road and almost adjacent one to the other.

I always wondered where the name Soddie Daisy TN came from.
Posted By: davet Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Where, MO
Frommit, MO
Bald Knob, MO
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Round #3

Lewd town names – USA

Alabama: Ballplay, Boar Tush, Smut Eye
Alaska: Clam Gulch
Arkansas: Blue Ball, Toad Suck, Weiner
California: Fort Dick, Hooker
Delaware: Blue Ball, Hoars Addition
Georgia: Butts, Experiment, Hardup
Idaho: Athol, Dickshooter, Dingle, Slickpoo
Illinois: Bush, Chittyville, Lick Creek
Indiana: Bever City, French Lick
Iowa: Beaverdale, Cumming, Fertile
Kentucky: Bigbone, Beaverlick, Sugar Tit
Louisiana: Dry Prong
Maryland: Blue Ball Village, Crapo, Loveville
Massachusetts: Mashpee
Michigan: Climax, Colon, Dick
Minnesota: Beaver, Climax, Cumming, Good Thunder
Missouri: Conception, Conception Junction, Cooter, Licking
Nebraska: Beaver City, Colon, Dix
New Jersey: Buttzville, Ramtown
New York: Butternuts, Climax, Coxsackie
North Carolina: Climax, Hookerton, Lizard Lick, Love Valley, Pee Dee
Ohio: Knockemstiff, Licking View, Pee Pee Township, Spunky Puddle
Oklahoma: Beaver, Greasy, Hooker, Pump Back
Oregon: Climax Wankers Corner
Pennsylvania: Big Beaver, Blue Ball, Intercourse, Lickdale, New Beaver
South Carolina: Sugar Tit
South Dakota: Hooker
Tennessee: Sweet Lips
Texas: Ding Dong, Latex, Lovelady
Utah: Beaver, Shivwits
Virginia: Assawoman, Bumpass, Fancy Gap, Pound
Washington: Big Bottom, Humptulips
West Virginia: Concepcion, Lick Creek
Wisconsin: Dickeyville, Imalone, Tainter
Wyoming: Teton Village (Teton means “Breast” in French)
Posted By: Godogs57 Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
We got a Climax,GA as well. Just down the road from me
Posted By: atvalaska Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Tok AK
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Who’s the mayor of ding dong Texas lol
Posted By: Hook Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Originally Posted by IZH27
I always wondered where the name Soddie Daisy TN came from.
Soddy Mountain and Daisy Mountain are side by side and they just used both names for the community.

Intercourse, AL
Posted By: las Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Wien Consolidated used to run a circular Bush flight out of Fairbanks, announced by a lady with a very nasal voice, that always cracked me up.

"Wien Consolidated announces Flight 95 to Chicken, Eagle, and Beaver."

Isn't there a Hell, MI?
Posted By: 3040Krag Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Little Hope, TX. A good friend of mine once was pastor of the Little Hope Baptist Church
Posted By: Mwbyler Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Originally Posted by gunzo
Big Bone
Beaverlick
Pleasureville

Kentucky
there is a climax in KY to, sister-in-law and her husband have a property close to there.
Posted By: murkydismal Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Goobertown AR (it's real...just north of Jonesboro!)
Posted By: las Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Memory isn't what it never was.... I had to replay the announcement in my mind several times before it came to me correctly.


That should have been "Chicken, Eagle, and Woodchopper" - but Beaver also exists.

No clue as to where exactly Woodchopper is, or if it still exists. It was apparently on the Yukon River, first established as a refueling point for steamboats.

PS: Halfway between Eagle and Circle. Apparently there is one in the lower Yukon/Koskokwim area also. The upriver one is abandoned now, apparently, tho the remains of a cabin is on the National Historical Sites, and is in the Yukon-Charley River Park

Anchorage has a Stuckagain Heights.

It is claimed Chicken got its name because no one knew how to spell ptarmigan.

Sterling, where I live, has a Feuding Lane.
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Round #4, the last one!

Dirty Names, here and there….

Pussy Creek, Ohio
Boysack, Scotland
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
C-u-n-ter, Switzerland
Blowhard, Australia
Blue Ball, Ohio
D-i-l-do, Newfoundland
Wank, Germany
Mollies Nipple, Utah
Horneytown, North Carolina
Erect, North Carolina
Cockintake, England
Titisee, Germany
Gofuku, Japan
Penistone, England
Hooker, Oklahoma
Dickshooter, Idaho
Cumming, Georgia
Longdong, China
Sexmoan, Philippines
S-h-i-t-terton, England
Tittybong, Australia
Posted By: Muffin Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
BIG BONE LICK State park
Posted By: ironbender Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Who’s the mayor of ding dong Texas lol
Jag! 😂
Posted By: chlinstructor Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Originally Posted by Chisos
Dime Box, Texas

You forgot to mention Cut and Shoot. Texas. 😬
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Broke back mountain Wyoming buzzy h is the mayor 🤣
Posted By: ratsmacker Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Shooot, you missed a whole island in Thailand, Phu--cket........
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
And I didn't include Phuoc Mei in Nam....Kissimmee buttocks please.
Posted By: BALLISTIK Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Posted By: papat Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Peculiar, Mo was once known as Possum Trot.
Posted By: Jericho Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Lickingville, PENN
Posted By: mark shubert Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
My mother was born and raised at Beaver, OK - used to be a nice little town.
Great grandad was a sooner - wound up with a large ranch there - which he lost in the Great Depression - long story.
Raised cattle and buffalo.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/24/23
Tight squeeze Virginia
Posted By: TheLastLemming76 Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/25/23
Not a town but along the same lines…

Beaver Road in Kawkawlin, MI and “Big Beaver Road” in Metro Detroit.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/25/23
Twatt, Scotland.
Posted By: WhiteTail48 Re: Sick Puppies? - 05/25/23
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Chisos
Dime Box, Texas

You forgot to mention Cut and Shoot. Texas. 😬

Cut and Shoot was in Round One, come on, man!
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