Need some funny boat names. This thing is going in the water this week.

Joe

Don’t name it titan for obvious reasons

Cinatit.


That's "Titanic" backwards, meaning you want it to stay on top of the water instead of the bottom.

The Dirty Bass Turd
Dock Holliday
Deez Knots

Plus, we all want to have seen a tit

Ss seasick

I got 2 named ..chine walker and boaty mcboatface

Nacho Boat

Money Pit

Kiss my Bass

The Codfather

Jenny

Need pics of boat.

If it's a fishin boat........? Nothin Yet

Doesn't it have a registration number?


I find the naming of things a bit odd.

Not really naming it. Just putting a funny spin on it

Motor-Boat.




GR

Hey kids, let's all go on the OHZ567G30J17XYZ for a quick ride...?

It's a 1968 starcraft seafarer...15 foot aluminum tiller...nothing special

Anyone want to go out on the boat...car...plane...motorbike...bike...?


Don't get me wrong, I would definitely name an animal...but not a thing, I just find it odd.

Thinking about it none of my family name things.

Yer ruining my sarcasm lol

"Mobetta"

That is loosely translated in Bahamian as "A much finer vessel than my last one."

Disregard...

"Moworsa" maybe...

Burning $

Best one I've seen recently was Angler Management.

Lol it's very clean and nice but yes, we have done better since 1968

Tin Can Ali

15-foot tinner? SPAM

Let's Go Boatin

Allure

Miss Demeanor

There you have it. "NOTHING SPECIAL"

Blew By You

Dirty Oar

Bath Toy

FJB

Motorboating

Tin To Win

Lickety Split

Nuckin Futs

Dirty Deeds

Pole Stripper was one I saw in the Keys.

Yup this be it, perfect!

Minnow

Not Awakin
Not Titanic
Not Titan

So, avoid anything with tit in it?

Nothing Special

Titan Uranus

Think along the lines of most fitting names I've seen on boats (not suggesting these names, rather the thought process).

On head/waste tank pump-out boat: Ouzo

On small yacht tender: Oar-Deal

...................

StarKist?

Floater
Surleaksalot
Haulin Bass

If it’s shiny metal…”Polished Turd!”

Chapter eleven

Have never named my boats. When I’ve only had one, it was referred to as, “The boat.” When I’ve had more than one it’s always been what kind or make, for example, “My jonboat”, or “The Grady” or “The sailboat.” I’ll need to have something that doesn’t require numbers on the bow before I put a name on the stern.

Orca

Fanny Dunker

Valiant Maid

MeSo Horny

The Moose Knuckle

The Naughty Nanny

Bass 2 Mouth

Sodomizer

Listen to Bob & Tom, do you?

# 1

LOL

Filet Show

Awesome. Had to say it out loud lol

better than alimony

FLOATUS

Actually it is not the lack of state registration numbers that define which boats (normally) get named. Generally any boat large enough to require a permanent berth gets a name, whether state of federally documented. Those which are Coast Guard documented are also required to display a hailing port.

Here's mine.

Leaky sneaker

Just don't name it Bottoms Up.

You're welcome to borrow mine: Floating Hole.



I think my favorite was a sailboat called "Passing Wind"

Cormorant.

...and people ask, I tell them it's an indiscriminate killer of fish.

Widespread Panic
Afternoon Delight

My neighbors last name is Tapper.

His boat is "Just the Tap"

I heard a guy get really mumbly and I imagine red faced as he called the Coast Guard on the radio to report that he had motor trouble and needed assistance. The dispatch lady asked him repeatedly what the name of the vessel was and each time he’d lower his voice and get hard to understand.

We finally made out “KeepeRWet” on about the 4th try.

Skanky Beast...........that's what I call my boat

A buddy had the Sea Clown.

Who Cares

So What

What Ever

No More


Rio7

Never Again II

if it's a Sailboat I vote George Floyd

Bob

Miss Adventure
Miss Behavin’
Miss Informed

Happy Hooker

The Other Woman.

"I can't breeze!"

Miss Pent

Miss A. Laneous

Dirty Oar

Ships and Giggles

Flat bottomed girl

😁

Polled Answer

My boat is named "Pole Dancer"

Pussy Galore!

Or Titanic. Maybe skin boat? Take it to tuna town..

Galt's Gulch Express

Bite me

Myballzitch

Student Driver

GAME WARDEN

Then you get all your fishing holes to yourself.

Chum Bucket
Taint Bad

Never Trumper

I take back any and every snarky comment I have ever made against you. 🤣🤣🤣

Would it be bad luck? The Titanic?

The It'll Do

Filet Show wins. Took me a minute.

Can Alway's turn to Disney... such as Elmer Fudd and "Quack Shot"

Phil

Don't ask me. I bought my hunting camp a year ago and still haven't come up with a name for it

reminds me of a 1 panel cartoon in Hustler.

owner is painting the name on his boat.
guy passes by and says, "Who's the boat names after"
owner says, "my Wife"

name on the boat is "Cave [bleep]"

I think it sucks.

Life of Brian
Sea Scow
Ramble
Noahs Ark
Big Mo

stolen from the net

BOAT

~ JSTUART (probably)

Bauxite Beast

From the German 1981 movie “ Das Boot”. Translates to “the boat”.

Nick

Oargasm

The Reel Thing

Isn’t your boat called Split Tail?

Half the money all of the pussy

“Therapy” Taking no calls today, I’m in Therapy.

Wasted Wages

Remote work….

Better than yours named Deep Water C o c ksucker.

“Bail Money”

“Wading Two Bail”

“The No-Sidin Adventure”

“The Grody Floaty”

Where’s the Ukraine updates ,ya fugking loser?

The Last Resort

Wayfarer

Old boat

Tin Can

There was a river jet boat on Craigs list around here for a couple years.

In big blue letters on an Aluminum hull was scribed "Don't Panic"..............upside down.


I thought it was funny.

1st.... Seafood. " Rodney's boat on Caddyshack"
Or...
Wet dream
Wet motion
Slippery when wet
Lil wang
It Floats...
Water Harley
Boobie bouncer
Ocean motion
Wet lips
Motor Boatin...

How bout Pussy???

The Office

("He's at the office.")

My boats name is "Ship Happens" it gets alot of comments, thumbs up, ect.

AQUAHOLIC

Mad Man Across The Water.

What kind of boat?

What kind of boat?

Dubious Merit

Wet Dream

How about, The Ark?

Or NumbSkull

This is my 16 ' Starcraft.
Her name was "Just ADD Water"

CAT 'SASS

SS KLSTRPHK

The first choice for me would be Cleveland Steamer. Next idea would be pain t it orange and it could be the Pumpkin Blumpkin.

Rude Splash

Look up Japanese translation….

Mark it and they will name it ...here is Chine Walker my 24' er ]http://

Knot Sea

'Playing with My Dinghy'

Wellitfloats

Reel Hooker

Pass'in Water Rio7

MONEY HOLE

Tweaker disposal unit

Wet Dream

Biden Time

Elvira

Happy Hooker

Here is mine

Tappin' bottom

If you fish in tournaments call it "off constantly". Because then people will say "we beat off constantly" or "I wish we could beat off constantly".

You get the idea, never ending jokes

Buddy's boat is named Floating Debris.

Fish n de seas

RUN A MUCKA

My all time fave had a cartoon Hillbilly mounting Ellie May with "Off Shore Driller" in script.

If it a fishing boat...."Lip Ripper"

Name it "What Boat"

You'll have the chance to set off a "who's on first" routine everytime it comes up.

"Bottom Dweller"

I knew a guy who named his boat that because it sunk twice (in the slip/dock). Something about a malfunctioning bilge pump, or dead battery and a heavy rain storm each time.

Chances R

I hear it now:
"Have you named your boat?"
"What Boat"
"The new one you bought"
"That's it's name"
"What is it's name?"
"Yes"
"You named a boat Yes?"
"Of course not, that's no name for a boat"
"Then tell me your boats name!"
"What Boat"
"aaargh!!"

Wee Cúnt

Ship-Faced or Cirrosis of the River.