What is the one thing you mostly look for in a women?

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Interesting question. Guess the first thing I look at would be the face, then look elsewhere if you get my drift. Then, if we were to meet up, her attitude. Does what she like coincide with my likes and how different by how much. After that, what happens, happens, good or bad.


PJ

Does she wag her tail when you come home? That's number one. Attitude is 99%

Being married, I'm not looking, but I'll say that because I am married, I'd look for a woman who seems happy and confident. Miserable, and insecure women aren't worth a damn.

First thing is her smile .

A quiet eye. An old cowboy gave me that piece of advice 40 years ago. With horses, dogs and women look for a quiet eye. It has served me well.

Damn well said

A cheerful woman of a good disposition is worth her weight in gems. But much more rare.

I've been saying for years that the prettiest thing a woman can wear is a smile.

Silence.


Wait, was this a trick question?

Fat ass, thick thighs, and a sexy little belly!

A woman that don’t cook or clean is useless

Yeah not crazy is a good place to start.

Yup😊

After dealing with divorce costs and support, only one thing

Distance

A bitch who says yes.




P

Oh a white blackbird... gotcha!

WINNER!

Ha Ha, you got! Individuals having two X chromosomes (XX) are biologically female....but ya never know now a days...that is why it is prudent to ask.

I have a wooden eye because I was born with only one eye. We were
poor and couldn't afford a glass eye, so Dad carved one out of wood,
and I've worn it ever since.

At a high school dance, I attended without a date, and noticed a girl
sitting all alone with a big wart on her nose. Since I was also alone,
I got up enough courage to ask her ... "Would you like to dance?

She responded, "Oh Would I?"

I ran out of the auditorium crying, "Wart Nose, Wart Nose, wart nose..."

I heard hairlip, instead of wart nose.

Just 'cause you ordered..........doesn't mean you can't look at the menu !