No.
I'm racially ambiguous.
Zir or they/them?
I said racially not sexually.
But hey, it's your fantasy.
I partied with a bunch of Mexicans when I lived down south and did those partying things. Because I used to speak decent Spanish, could pronounce their names correctly and scheidt, I think they made me an Honorary Mejicano. Then again, we'd do stuff like have a keg of beer and some aquardiente,, mescal, or plain old tequila around and I may have things screwed up a bit. I know they never knifed me, so I think I'm cool.
Can I claim Hispanic now too?