For Christmas dinner? Please discuss.

Lamb

Pard

I much prefer a turkey to a ham. Not a huge ham fan.

We don't do a big Christmas dinner. It's basically cold cuts - cheese/crackers/snacks on a table while we sit around and talk about how Fall went.

I'd prolly go with moose or caribou if I lived where some Pards do.

Maybe with some salmon on the side,

Brisket or tamales

Both

Turkey is my preference, I like ham (spiral sliced is my favorite) served cold for sandwiches.

Pard.

Turkey all the way pard.

Jews are pards too, pard.

Ham!

Gobble Gobble for the win in my house.
Ain't no wings on a ham.

Both are good, so we alternate. But sometimes we go with prime rib.

Both

Beef

Ham is one of Nature’s most perfect foods, but Thanksgiving and Christmas are turkey days. Dressing and gravy are absolutely required.

Someone wants to bring some ham, that’s fine…..

“We only eat shoe leather gut shot foodbank deer meat, even on Chrimmus”



Said no one ever….oh wait.

Prime rib.

Swine.

Ham.

Never pass up pork for a bird.

Ever

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And not that spiral cut schidt. REAL ham.

Pard take it down a notch and think of the common man dinner.

turkey

Most assuredly if it's not a turkeley, it better be a real ham.

But you guys don't celebrate Christmas.

fuggin a

It's Christmas.

Had big Ole pan seared and season ladled T bones last year the youngest daughter did the Iron Chef deal on.

Fuukers were 20 25 bucks apiece.
Big Ole sumbytches.

Don't really care for either one.

Much prefer red meat or seafood for special occasions.

I hate spiral sliced too. I'll buy a ham and eat nothing but ham and ham vegetables until it's gone. My wife wonders what's wrong with me. I tell her not a darn thing. I take the juice from the ham and boil vegetables in it. Cabbage is my favorite but also potatoes and carrots. I might go ham shopping this weekend.

Both.

Beef Prime Rib is hard to beat.

Ham , Lamb, Ram, Sheep or Mutton.........................................I will take turkey

Between the two I would go turkey but for Christmas I eat beef rib roast.

Whatever the war department decides to make. Don’t much care when I’ve got a few White Russians and a couple beers in me.

Both sound good. As does lamb and beef and elk.

Turkey for sure. Ham is reserved for Easter dinner.

When we celebrate the holidays with the wife's family there's always a venison roast along with whatever else is being served. Some years it's elk, at deer camp the first to kill donates their backstraps for opening day supper.

where the "F" do you find a "GOOD" Ham or Turkey anymore?... not around these parts anyway... and dont tell me about some online gourmet organic schit for $300...

Lutefisk and Swedish meatballs.

We've got a local farm that sells chickens, turkeys, lamb, pork and beef. They have their own processing facility. Their hams aren't cheap, but they aren't $300. I think they last one we got was $50-60, but this was mid 2020 covid stupidity. Their chickens, turkeys and lamb are great too. Often need to be on a waiting list though. Never bought their beef but I assume it's good too.

Ham and turkey is Thanksgiving. Ham and prime rib is Christmas.

Once a year.

I smoke bbq a turkey every Thanksgiving and Christmas with all the trimmings. It get the rub at least 24 hrs before it goes in the smoker.

Whatever happened to eating goose on Christmas?

Not one mentioned it as far as I know.

And I'm speaking of a nice farm raised one.

Both. Wife likes ham, I like turkey. Kids are the same way some ham, some turkey.

Done right, tame goose is awesome. I like tame duck too but both of those are expensive.

You're giving me ideas.

If we had more water around I might just have to raise a goose or some ducks. Guess I could put up a pen and use a 250 gal stock tank that's sitting here unused, bury it to the rim and give them a place to play.

How is spiral sliced not a real ham??

We eat most of the spiral sliced ham then take the bone and make ham and beans. Most of all of it is gone by the Sunday after Thanksgiving.

Just bought this: Hope its good.

Pard.

I am feeling a little anger.

Let’s all be pards and share whatever ham our pards may enjoy.

Lol!!!

Love to hear the story from Slumlord about the fuuked up Ham his BIL Landon brought to a holiday dinner one time.
All fuuked up looking and shaped in aluminum foil.
Then the big reveal when unwrapped in front of everyone.

Hearing Slumlord describe it and how it all went down...


Priceless....

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Here.

I didn't even google this or anything, hardly.


To the uninitiated, ham is ham. It's pink and salty, usually with sweet and smoky overtones as well, and it goes well with just about any side dishes you care to name. A closer look shows that this is a remarkable simplification. There are hundreds of kinds of city hams, country hams, spiral-cut hams and imported dry hams, all with their own distinct characteristics. Spiral-cut hams are among the easiest to understand, being just a city ham that's pre-sliced for convenience.

The Fundamentals of Ham
At bottom, ham is the cured hind leg of a hog. Hams sold in the United States are most often cured in a wet brine of salt, sugar and spices, and are sometimes referred to as "city hams." They're usually sold cooked and ready to eat. Country hams are cured in a dry salt mixture, then hung to air-dry in a carefully controlled setting. This gives them a dense texture and concentrated flavor, much like imported dry hams such as prosciutto and jamon serrano. They're sold raw and can be shaved thinly like prosciutto or cooked. They must be soaked and simmered long enough to remove the excess salt before they're cooked.

City Ham vs. Spiral-Cut
City hams are sold in several versions, all of which have their merits. Full hams are available, but at an average of 15 pounds they're too large for the typical modern family. They're usually cut into a butt and a shank portion, with the butt yielding larger slices but the shank having denser, more flavorful meat. Some are boneless, while others retain their bones. Spiral-cut hams are made at the processing plant by slicing a bone-in city ham in one continuous spiral, leaving the meat on the bone in its original shape. Rather than carving the ham by hand, the cook must only cut the meat from the bone to have perfect, consistent slices.

Choosing Your Ham
Spiral-cut hams vary widely in quality. Often hams from small, regional producers are superior to their mass-market counterparts. Asking your butcher for advice can be helpful, as can checking the ham's label, which often contains useful information. Hams that are naturally smoked have better flavor than those with smoke flavor added. Checking the ham's water content is important; the best hams contain no added water, and their labels simply describe them as "ham." "Ham with natural juices" is the next-highest grade; a spiral-cut ham labeled as "ham and water" is usually inferior in flavor and texture.

Preparing a Spiral Cut Ham
Spiral-cut hams are fully cooked, so they only require reheating before they're served. You can cut the slices away for sandwiches or breakfast ham or bake the entire ham for a festive meal. If you're preparing the whole ham, it's best to bake it at temperatures of 300 degrees Fahrenheit or lower to keep it from drying out. Bake it in a covered pan or a roasting bag to help retain moisture. If you prefer your hams glazed, uncover the ham or cut open the bag for the last 15 minutes of cooking. Turn your oven up to 425 F while you're glazing the ham, then return the ham to the oven until the glaze is caramelized.

Pard.

No anger here pard. I just don't care for brokedick hams, pard.

We've traditionally had leg of lamb for Easter. I guess it's in recognition of Jesus being the lamb of God.

Damn! That looks great.

Turkey for Thanksgiving, ham or Prime Rib roast for Christmas

Excellent Pardnership there for the uninitiated in hamology.


It was missing the part about once being spiral sliced it is no longer real ham.

So the cut can't be spiral?

Which direction should the cut be to keep it a "real" ham?

A: No spiral

B: any direction other than spiral. And preferably at least 1/4" thick and 1/2" is mo betta.

Abbreviated version

Bro in law smokes some shank ham jive like a butt on his barrel smoker. We are waiting, waiting…(he lives 6 miles away)

Gets there, mashed pertaytors and sides are goin around. The ham comes in and bro unfoils it. Dude carved off all of the ‘bark’ leaving this fred flintstone, pink hunk of meat, oozing out of the bone end. Looked as it it had been attacked by beagles or raccoons. My sister says “oh he carved off the part he likes” bark, smoke ring- gone

Wtf

NOT ,

but at least it weren't spiral sliced, right?

We had some of that home made chicken n dressin’ for backup.

No figs n filberts added in but still edible.

Prime Rib

We used to cook up a big prime rib roast with all the fixings. My wife and I loved it but my kids couldn’t care less. They preferred the steak and cheese sandwiches we made with the leftover meat. Now we just make some badass steak and cheese sandwiches for Christmas. Everyone is happy and it’s an easy cleanup!

No pork?


Are you Hebrew?

I prefer Ham.

Ham would be my choice.

Love pork. Not ham, so much, though.

Ham anytime.