Not many folks know who "Li'l Abner" is. He was Mammy and Pappy Yokum's son. He was married (?) to Daisy Mae*. He was a mattress tester at a local mattress factory! They lived in "Dog Patch". The cartoon was called "Dogpatch USA". It was created by cartoonist Al Capp. Capp created a cast of characters that was amazing. My sister, my dad and myself spent Sunday morning reading the comics out of the Sunday paper. Dallas Morning News was standard fare. Occasionally, we'd get a Houston Chronicle. When my sister married and moved to Tyler, we started getting the Tyler Morning Telegraph.
* - Daisy Mae was the inspiration for "Dukes of Hazzard's" Daisy Duke's skimpy blue jean shorts.
Never cared for it. (Although I did get hauled out of a tree during a Sadie Hawkins Day race at church camp.) I am sure that it was because I couldn't stand Mammy Yokum. The same thing held for Beverly Billhillies because of that detestable Granny character.
It was made into a Broadway musical play. I was the student director when our high school put it on.
Good characters;
General Bullmoose--What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the USA. Progress is the rood of all evil, progress is the heart of it all. I want to join a golf course, where? They've built a supermarket there.
Moonbeam McSwine--Howdy boys, I'm Moonbeam McSwine. Sleepin' out with the pigs is my line. The fellas' admire me but they don't squire me lessen the weather is fine.
Earthquake McGoon
Mammy Yokum--I's sweet and I's mystical, and pugilistical. Matter of fact I'se champeen.
Jubilation P. Cornpone--When we fought the yankees and annihilation was near, who was there to lead us safe to the rear? When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt, Who was there to turn around and turn it into a rout?
Oh happy day when miracles take place, And scientists control the human race. When we produce from chromosomes Gargantuans and gnomes And assembly line women, Conveyor belt men, Settle down in push button homes.
Back when I was in high school (in Austin) there was a topless club in an old house just down from 45th st. On N. Lamar named Lil’ Abners. Full of UT chicks working their way thru college.
And I seem to remember here it n the fire, waaaaaay back in the day, that General Jubalation T. Cornpone was called back into active service during the C o o n wars.
Abner was a lazy, shiftless do nothing who never worked. But, he was crazy handsome and the ladies were all after him. After he married Daisy Mae, he still never worked and she had to do everything. But, she was in love and didn't care.
Abner was a lazy, shiftless do nothing who never worked. But, he was crazy handsome and the ladies were all after him. After he married Daisy Mae, he still never worked and she had to do everything. But, she was in love and didn't care.
Often wondered if she could cook sweet patootie as good a Mammy Yoakum???
Abner was a lazy, shiftless do nothing who never worked. But, he was crazy handsome and the ladies were all after him. After he married Daisy Mae, he still never worked and she had to do everything. But, she was in love and didn't care.
I was in error here. Abner DID have a job - he worked at a mattress factory as a mattress tester. He'd go to work and sleep all day testing their mattresses.
I'm pretty sure you all are mis-rememberin'...those weren't the comics...those were the funny papers...comics were what comedians were called...or short, for comic books...thc