LOL

Learn something new every day around here.

🤓

They wont bite….unless ya ask ‘em too

Just now figuring that out?

Lmao. Gotta watch those upside down pineapple unless you're into that kinda thing

Hmmmmmm

WTF over

Went over my head

Although..........she has some _____________________

Good a place as any to display my ignorance...is there any significance to a couple with matching dragonfly tattoos? I asked them about it...got a vague runaround...hemming and hawing. Seemed strange.

WTF did she say about pineapples?? The audio quality is atrocious.

Swingers...

lol, I learned about that last year.

Dragon flies drink the tears of turtles and fishing poles.

Noobs. Y'all ain't never been propositioned to bang someone's wife before?

Hell one time I was tapping this woman and found her husband in her closet, sitting on a folding chair watching. Gave himself away when he sneezed. He was fully clothed, not squeezing the eel or anything. Just sitting there watching.

Mighta happened. What the hell do pineapples have to do with it??

Nothing special about pineapples, it could be a LOOFAH!!!

Nothing is sacred these days.

I can say with a certain amount of pride that all this crap is news to me. The appetite for sexual misconduct is the root of the problems we have in this country.

Nah. The appetite of sexual misconduct is far from the root of this countries problems.

You have NO idea how the world works, do you?

Or the differences between plurals and possessives and the use of the apostrophe, I see.

What are you, a Kommiefornia transplant to Montana?

At least they're mildly subtle about it. Today tou can spot a [bleep] 3 isles away and it's not hard to tell if you're looking at a tranny or a nanny.

Another fine example of how f ucked up the country is!!

One of them, yes, but (((whose))) appetite?

I have some swinger neighbors, and they take their camper out atleast once a month. They leave their lights on their camper even at the house...supposedly thats a sign also if they are in the mood. Only reason I know is a friend of mine used to work with them and tried to get them involved.

Probably bs, but I’ve heard the same thing about those big metal decorative stars people have stuck on side of their house.

My wife is from Texas, whenever we are out there visiting I tease the hell out of her about it.
I SEE how all you freaky people are 😂

Everyone has the big stars on their places in Texas. It's the Lone Star State, no other meaning whatsoever.

But the upside down pineapple is indeed true to the implied meaning.

Those campers are probably Hawaiian- - - - -hence the pineapple welcome mat. They're good at doing the horizontal hula!

I can cross that one off the bucket list. Last Saturday being the most recent. Not how I roll, however.

Most of the wife swappers I've known would have to offer a little cash incentive- - - - -the skanks they're stuck with could make a freight train take a dirt road!

LOL, I'm behind the times, at first I thought "upside down pineapples" was a reference to her boobs.

It’s not???

Well, I re-ran it five times and they really don't look like pineapples do they?

May not be the root but its damn sure a huge part of the issues these days.

That's actually one of the problems with people. They're clueless.

If the rate of illegitimacy was less than one percent and single parent households headed by women were rare, do you believe there's be a significant voting block that supports the socialist agenda?

I suppose the leaves could be said to look like chest hairs.

Well okay, I ran it over 4 more times and I gotta agree with you. They don’t look much like pineapples.

ironbender;
Top of the morning to you sir, I hope the day is looking promising for you and your fine family.

As with so many things anymore in life, I'm finding as I learn something, more questions than answers arise, this topic being no exception to my ongoing puzzlement.

Way, way back in the ancient times another manager at work and I were chatting over a coffee.

Out of the blue he says, "Hey did you know X over on that machine over yonder and his wife are involved with the local "swinger community"?"

I did not know that ironbender and with that news I put down my coffee cup and to prevent any untoward accidents forthwith swallowed all the coffee I'd had in my mouth - carefully....

He continued, "Ms. Y over there on that other machine and her boyfriend are also apparently active in that sort of thing".

At this point in the story, I'm cognizant it'd be an even better twist to recount exactly how it was that the manager had come to know this vital bit of information. I want to say he did reveal it at the time, but those details are lost in the mists of time.

What I do recall vividly however and I'm struggling mightily to remain as charitable as possible now, but none of the quartet of upstanding individuals would be considered "model material"...

Maybe foot models ironbender, I'm not sure about that as they were always shod when I'd met them, but certainly not folks one would envision when one would be imagining say a film dealing with such hobbies.

To be clear, I'm not model material either ironbender, unless someone needs a cowboy garden gnome model, but somehow that revelation shattered some illusions I'd previously harbored apparently.

Thus endeth the tale and all that.

All the best to you all.

Dwayne

Never heard of such a thing.


To the surprise of no one probably.

Butternut squash?

Cowboy garden gnome!


Hahahahaha!


Holy mackerel.

Jim;




Pretty close actually, but I do have a Yosemite Sam mustache which is lacking ..

All the best.

Dwayne

Upside down cross. Satanic Horns hand sign. By their fruits you shall know them.

You cross checked me right in the funny bone with that one Dwayne!


Thanks for the laugh!


As someone who's dashing good looks have been described as very John Candy'esq for 30 years...I can relate.

Never been propositioned by anothers wife. But I suspect that has a LOT to do with WHO we associate with. "

I'm sure I could easily be, if we chose the right people.


That says a LOT

I forgot about the crime rate. How would that be affected?

Bustin a gut here, you 2 !!

Perversion is a long-standing issue that long predates the USA and will likely be around long after.

Lucky Charms cereal front and center in the cart also means the same as inverted pineapple...*looking for hookup.*

Honestly don''t even remember where or when we learned of this stuff, but it's a thing.

Get out of the house every once in a while. That's been common knowledge forever.

I thought that was green bananas, stored in your cart, a certain way ?

Negative ghostrider. There was a thread not too long ago about the pineapples.

Well...


WTF does it mean if I absentmindedly put the 5lb bag of oranges in the grocery cart next to the milk?

God Forbid I should put a kumquat next to my yogurt.

Thanks for that story Dwayne. One never knows what may turn up with some folks.

So Dwayne wasn't talkin bout you?

People are just like us............................









until we find out they's freeky deeky

Unfortunately, we have not met.

In deference to Bender....I will probably forget about the pineapple deal in a couple days anyway.

He shoulda checked out the other couple first, long shot but he could have just turned down Ann Margret.

No, it's a banana in your pocket. "Is rhat a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Years ago, a nice looking woman at a party said to me "has anybody asked you if you swing?", I replied, "no, what does that mean" (that's before I knew) and she replied with some story I don't recall. Discussing with my wife later, we agreed that's a good way to ask someone with out asking. She didn't ask me if I swing, she asked me "has anyone asked you if you do", gave her a way out.

More recently, there is a co-worker, woman, who has a pineapple sticker on her car, the Ms and I are in debate is if means she swings, I say yes, the Ms not convinced, either way, she's not likely to tempt anyone unless they like "a good eater" as I like to refer to the larger women I encounter.

I thought this was going to be a cake baking thread 🙄😁

Some of you guys need to get out from under the rock you live under. Nothing new about this, people have always done similar things. From the 1700's when accurate birth and marriage records started being kept up until reliable birth control became available roughly half of all women were already pregnant when they got married. They just kept it quite and everyone acted surprised when the baby came early. And they didn't necessarily marry the real father. Back in those days if a girl pointed you out and said you were the father, you married her or else.

If you start looking at your family's ancestry most all of us will find birth dates that don't coincide with when people were married. I found one relative from the 1800's who had a child 2 years after her husband died. Then remarried 2 years after that. There are a couple of other situations that are suspicious too.

If you have access to DNA from the various testing companies, there are lots of people out there from 100+ years ago whose DNA isn't a 100% match to their siblings.

Guys and gals have been banging each other before marriage forever. Men and women banging someone other than their own spouses isn't new. I'm not saying it's right, but if you think this wasn't happening when our grandparents and great grandparents were around you're delusional. The world is no more evil and ungodly today than it's ever been. We just know more about it.

Golly....thanks for telling us.

This dude must swing.

What kind of rock do you prefer to live under, I'm in the market for a new one?

Sedimentary.

I just think they are so homey.

Seems pretty well versed in it for just a casual interest.

Ha ha. An easy keeper!

Well doer.

Nobody said promiscuity is a new thing. Normalizing and subsidizing it IS relatively new, and that is very destructive.

REDNECK LOVE POEM

Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.”

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still...

You cain’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain’t no kin to Pappy.”

Well said.

You gotta phone number for the fat chick?

Hahahahaha!!!

Key!

Constantly warn the kids that "Accidents and Innocent Victims" usually aren't.
Completely anyway.

Where we go, what we do, and with who, largely determine the things that
"happen to us".




24 years ago we bought our home, in a neighborhood with a well to do couple rumored by the whole county to be swingers. On winter evening I noticed something in the bushes by the basement door. It was a stapled, newspaper stock classified ad magazine, for swinger type activity. Ads to do all kind of freaky stuff.
The ads had phone numbers or addresses, most within 40 miles of here.

The air does not travel from the suspected swingers house, the ad was pristine.
I'd love to know how it got there, and from where.


I had a blast with it.
Taking it to work, showing friends....
I think my wife got tired of it and threw it away.

Thanks for the tip, that's very gneiss of you.

She needs two, you'd better get both of 'em.....

I’ll never see the world in the same way again.

Exactly. I don't hang out with those types of people.

I figure you are a swinger.

I hope knowing all this does not cause me to toss my cookies next time I'm pushing a cart down the produce aisle. I can see that happening.

He he he....rock pun.

Yep, I'm so good with those, I take it for granite.