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Posted By: Pappy348 Beer - 03/14/24
This is a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:


Woman: Do you drink beer?


Man: Yes


Woman: How many beers a day?


Man: Usually about three


Woman: How much do you pay per beer?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)


Woman: And how long have you been drinking?


Man: About 20 years, I suppose


Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?


Man: Correct


Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?


Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?


Man: Do you drink beer?


Woman: No.


Man: Where is YOUR airplane?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Beer - 03/14/24
LOL
Posted By: Raeford Re: Beer - 03/14/24
Man-woman is one thing.

In my case the beer is needed due to the woman/wife/sarge
Posted By: plumbum Re: Beer - 03/14/24
He asked her two questions, but great otherwise.
Posted By: TimberRunner Re: Beer - 03/14/24
🤣🤣
Posted By: GunGeek Re: Beer - 03/14/24
Beer...now there's a religion I could do.
Posted By: geedubya Re: Beer - 03/14/24
I like beer!


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ya!

GWB
Posted By: Hotrod_Lincoln Re: Beer - 03/14/24
Posted By: las Re: Beer - 03/14/24
Originally Posted by plumbum
He asked her two questions, but great otherwise.

Two many beers for math calculus!
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