good lort GW,
the sad thing is there are likely folks that believe this:
Water headed copper moccasins! Yeehaw.
the sad thing is there are likely folks that believe this:
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Snakes... don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here, and the Diamond Back Rattler Cobras.
Water headed copper moccasins! Yeehaw.
No shortage of water heads, that’s for sure.
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Originally Posted by geedubya
Nice.
The only reason Texas doesn't fall in the ocean is that Oklahoma sucks.
GW, you forgot to add all the Messican & Colombian gang members who kill anyone who says they're from a blue state.
Naomi neglected mention what kept me away, wild eyed Bible Beatin' Baptists with flecks of foam at the corner of their mouths.
Originally Posted by flintlocke
Naomi neglected mention what kept me away, wild eyed Bible Beatin' Baptists with flecks of foam at the corner of their mouths.
Baptists are actually OK- - - -but always take two of them on a fishing trip. If you only take one, he's gonna drink all your beer!
Don't forget the chupacabra, bull nettles, blue steelie grass burs and "goatheads"!
The devil we're told in hell was chained
And a thousand years he there remained
He never complained nor did he groan
But was determined to start a hell of his own
Where he could torment the souls of men
Without being chained in a prison pen
So he asked the Lord if he had on hand
Anything left when he made the land
The Lord said, "Yes, there was plenty on hand,
but I left it down by the Rio Grande.
Fact is, ol boy, the stuff is so poor,
I don't think it can be used as a hell anymore."
So the devil went down to look at the truck
And said if it came as a deal he was stuck
So a deal was struck and a deed was given
And the Lord went back to His home in heaven
And the devil had all that was needed
To make a good hell and hence he succeeded!
And a thousand years he there remained
He never complained nor did he groan
But was determined to start a hell of his own
Where he could torment the souls of men
Without being chained in a prison pen
So he asked the Lord if he had on hand
Anything left when he made the land
The Lord said, "Yes, there was plenty on hand,
but I left it down by the Rio Grande.
Fact is, ol boy, the stuff is so poor,
I don't think it can be used as a hell anymore."
So the devil went down to look at the truck
And said if it came as a deal he was stuck
So a deal was struck and a deed was given
And the Lord went back to His home in heaven
And the devil had all that was needed
To make a good hell and hence he succeeded!