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Posted By: rlott My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
They said the moon was made of cheese.

Posted By: P_Weed Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Green cheese.
Wow! She has the science knowledge of a first grader, and she's making decisions for us in Congress that effect every American.
Posted By: ldholton Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
they also lied to her and they told her she was very special princess and the greatest girl ever..
some of this modern parenting ideas is just asinine..
Posted By: asheepdog Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
That is an evil woman!
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Originally Posted by asheepdog
That is an evil woman!


Even Houston was smart enough to not elect her as mayor. But that ain't saying much.
Posted By: Osky Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
What would she do with a brain if she had one?
It’s harder to get near the sun?? Please try, with all your wisdom please do try Shayla.

Osky
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
I love the guy's comment at the end - "You have to have gone to college to say something that stupid."
Posted By: erich Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
I even had the movie "Buckcheeser Goes to the Moon". Great stuff when you a kid, a bunch of mice build a rocket ship to go to the moon for all the free cheese.
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
I just remembered the old saying:

"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt."

It's attributed to both Abraham Lincoln and Mark Twain but there's no proof that either said it.
It might have originated from King Solomon:
Prob 17:28 Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise; when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent.
Posted By: BFaucett Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Originally Posted by rlott
They said the moon was made of cheese.




Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
It doesn't speak well of the people of Houston who keep reelecting her...and probably will again in November.
Posted By: gunzo Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Using Kamala's speech writer.
Posted By: ol_mike Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Somewhere between 65-70.
Posted By: horse1 Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Shoulda kept rolling to the part where she's completely confounded by putting on a set of glasses as well.
Posted By: Chisos Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
It doesn't speak well of the people of Houston who keep reelecting her...and probably will again in November.

Actually it does as it's the Third and Fourth Ward dwellers who have kept her in office all these years. It's the first time the totality of Houston has had the chance to show her what they think of her and they did it pretty well in a 65% to 35% vote for a White dude.
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
She be really dumb.
Posted By: ironbender Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
She went to “Guam might tip over” University.
Posted By: AB2506 Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Originally Posted by rlott
They said the moon was made of cheese.


I thought that this would be about your parents telling you that you were delivered by a stork.
Posted By: DiabloBlanco Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Do you expect any more from a democrat!
Posted By: AB2506 Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Somewhere between 65-70.

Age, or IQ?
Posted By: slumlord Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Typical 80 point IQ on full display.

Human version 1.0
Posted By: navlav8r Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
That’s as bad as saying Guam would capsize if too many people were stationed there…
Posted By: geedubya Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Sheila of the Triple-Weave is in a Gerrymandered seat that was previously inhabited by Barbara Jordan and Mickey Leland.

ya!

GWB

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/sheila-jackson-lee-amanda-edwards-race/
Posted By: earlybrd Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Moon cricket 🦗
Posted By: Tarquin Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Her ignorance is just appalling. She governs us. Jesus.
They lied to you- - - - -said they weren't brother and sister?
Posted By: VarmintGuy Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Riott: I saw this and thought it was late breaking "April Fools" joke!
I knew this ghettoite was stupid but now it goes even past that, to blithering idiocy.
With politicians this ignorant how can our country NOT fail!
Sheesh.
Sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Posted By: rlott Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Originally Posted by ironbender
She went to “Guam might tip over” University.

That was a classic. Old Hank sitting there trying to impress with his intellect and the Admiral trying not to bust out laughing.

Posted By: Hogwild7 Re: My parents lied to me - 04/10/24
Me too they told me the presents under the tree were from Santa. They also told me a tooth ferry would swap my tooth for a coin under my pillow while I was sleeping.
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