Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids - 06/13/07
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the
price of pork went up, she shot the little ba***rd.
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to
school with her, between two hunks of bread.
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill
forgot the pill And now they have a son.
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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to
the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto
Simon, "Pies, you Dumb A**"
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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All
the kings' horses, And all the kings' men had scrambled eggs, For
breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, all over the bedside
clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of
electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play, hee kissed them too 'cause he
was gay.
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Mary had a little lamb.
then went into shock and the doctor fainted.
price of pork went up, she shot the little ba***rd.
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to
school with her, between two hunks of bread.
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill
forgot the pill And now they have a son.
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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to
the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto
Simon, "Pies, you Dumb A**"
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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All
the kings' horses, And all the kings' men had scrambled eggs, For
breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, all over the bedside
clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of
electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play, hee kissed them too 'cause he
was gay.
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Mary had a little lamb.
then went into shock and the doctor fainted.