Pick the month you were born:
>>>
>>>January I kicked
>>>February I loved
>>>March I karate chopped
>>>April I licked
>>>May I jumped on
>>>June I smelled
>>>July I did the Macarena with
>>>August I had lunch with
>>>September I danced with
>>>October I sang to
>>>November I yelled at
>>>December I ran over
>>>
>>>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>>>
>>>1. a birdbath
>>>2. a monster
>>>3. a phone
>>>4. a fork
>>>5. a snowman
>>>6. a gangster
>>>7. my cell phone
>>>8. my dog
>>>9. my best friends' boyfriend
>>>10. my neighbor
>>>11. my science teacher
>>>12. a banana
>>>13. a fireman
>>>14. a stuffed animal
>>>15. a goat
>>>16. a pickle
>>>17. your mom
>>>18. a spoon
>>>19. a smurf
>>>20. a baseball bat
>>>21. a ninja
>>>22. Chuck Norris
>>>23. a noodle
>>>24. a squirrel
>>>25. a football player
>>>26. my sister
>>>27. my brother
>>>28. an ipod
>>>29. a surfer
>>>30. a llama
>>>31. A homeless guy
>>>
>>>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>>>
>>>White because that's how I roll.
>>>Black because I'm cool like that
>>>Pink because I'm NOT crazy.
>>>Red because the voices told me to
>>>Blue because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>>>Green because I think I need some serious help.
>>>Purple because I'm AWESOME!
>>>Gray because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>>>Yellow because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>>>Orange because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>>>Brown because I can.
>>>Other because I'm a Ninja!
>>>None because I can't control myself
>>>
>>>Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to
>>>your
>>>friends.
>>>Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!
>>>I can't wait to see what you get stuck with.
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I sang to a pickle because that's how I roll.

I loved a monster because I think I need some serious help.

Steve

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I think I need some serious help.

I sang to an Ipod because the voices told me to. kwg

GEEZ!!!

I didn't want every one to write a sentence!! It was just an example of the stuff they send to each other these days!!

I had lunch with my brother (which I don't have) because that's how I roll.

I yelled at Chuck Norris because I can.

i wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this post, and chuck norris should kick you asses

At least kids are reading.












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I read this post and now I feel like a retard!

I karate chopped a pickle, because i'm cool like that. :grin;

What am I doing up at 1:22 am reading this junk ?????????

Mike

-I'll admit I did run it through though....

I kicked a pickle because I'm cool like that.

"I yelled at my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want."

Yeesh, that's weird...

RH

I sang to a teenager because they are a lot of times PIA.

It caused the teenager to leave.

I can't sing!!!

Ya know, I hate to type out my sentence, but I actually like it:

"I kicked a surfer, because I'm cool like that"

I sang to a smurf becaues thats how I roll! LMAO

I read this post and now I'm afraid of Chuck Norris!

Steve

I ran over your momma because I'm sexy and do what I want! Could be worse.

I wish I was 14 again...

"I danced with my dog because I think I need some serious help."

Ya think?
bhtr

grumpy old phart...he he he

best,
I'm not tellin

I ran over a bird bath cause Im sexy and do what I want.