I tend to agree

At least one of them!

Kate Beckinsale is absolutely BEYOND HOT!

Very nice legs, almost looks like a cyclist.

She is smokin hot. I dig the accent too.

RH

Apparently they have no clue of the young Ukrainian next door to me.

Geeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz what a FOX!!

I would crawl a mile on broken glass just to kiss her footprint.

Not! I don't find any of the current crop of so-called hotties particularly attractive. I'm an old guy stuck a few decades back. Today's actresses don't hold a candle to those of the '40s and '50s.

Jaclyn Smith and Catherine Bell are the only two of recent vintage that appeal to me very much, and they aren't exactly young anymore either.

Did I mention that I favor brunettes?

Paul

Freida Pinto gets a little retro..

I bet you all wouldn't be making teeth jokes to her!

She's had them fixed, just like her titz..

I'm voting for Jessica!

Sycamore

Sweet!!

Sexiest woman alive...


I don't know...




That Marge Simpson is pretty hot!!!


Ingwe

I suppose that Kate Whatshername is okay - if you like anorexic, surgically altered, botox riddled fence posts. I'd much prefer a woman.

How's Dis one???



Better?
Ingwe

Yep,m you and me both. I am not a big fan of lots of makeup either. I real woman not afraid to be what she is is a lot more attractive to me. But I am just an old fart so what do I know.

Sheesh, what is it with you old guys.

How sad is it that I only recognized Raquel Welch? I'm really getting to be an old fart.

Are we starting another sexiest woman alive thread again. What has it been a month! I still say it's Monica Bellucci. I defy any of you to Google her name, look at her pics and tell me that Kate B. is sexier. She's more popular with young people because of her scifi stuff.

Monica:

Careful now....

Some of us kinda like 'em all!!!

Ingwe

Yeah... me too.
The only thing I noticed about the 2009 'Sexiest Woman Alive' were her legs-which you can say what you want, are very nice and not 'skinny' by any stretch.

Try this one...



or this one



Or this...



If you get all three right, you'll get into the Old Farts Hall of Fame...

Ingwe

If you couldn't tell, I'm kind of a "face" guy, and hers is good!



Ingwe

Is that the Manson Family?

I think one of them is Squeaky Fromme....

Ingwe

Yep........actually thighs.

If the thighs are in great shape, all else always seems to align itself perfectly......to my way of thinkin' anyway........

Cyclist or whatever.....seems we'd both try her on for thighs.....er........size.

Okay, I'll take you up on that.

I did just that, and MB is sexy hot, but I'd take Kate any day..................

#1 is Candace Bergen-- Definitely hot in her time

Ken,
I like the way you think!

Of course, I'm biased.........

I happen to think Kate Beckinsale looks a lot like my wife, so what does that tell you?

I'm a dirty old fart, but I have always enjoyed watching Laura Dern.

I'll pick Helen Hunt - 15 years ago.

That maybe shes looking over your shoulder...?


Ingwe

Nope. She's on the couch............ and I'm heading that way, to see if I can convince her to be elsewhere...........

You've had too much to drink???

I agree completely, and am happy that some non-gay voters at Esquire had their say.

BASTID!

Ingwe

See ya back here in 5 minutes, and that includes beg time

I was thinking the same thing

ouch!....

Ingwe

Low blow

I'll give him 3 minutes...

Candice Bergen
Natalie Wood
Clueless in Hollywood

Good job DD!!
#3 is Jacqueline Bisset..

You didn't recognize her without a wet T-shirt and goggles...

Ingwe

Guess who this is (no photoshop on this one) Cyclists thighs?


Because this is a family site, after a short viewing period, I have removed my photo of Kate sunbathing her flabby cottage cheese thighs and cheeks in all their glory!

Kate B...

Before becoming a cyclist..

Ingwe

I forgot about those three, but it confirms what I said about the present generation not being on par with the beauties of yesteryear.

Who can compare with the likes of Liz Taylor who, unfortunately, has not aged gracefully? Then there's Sophia Loren, who has.

I rest my case.

Paul

You realize of course that Sean will have to stay away from the Campfire for at least an hour to save face if he strikes out.........

Kathryn Bell is pretty hot, but .........

My vote goes to Cote de Pablo from NCIS.



I am a sucker for sacral dimples.

I would have to stay away for at least, uhhh, 10 minutes?

You're mean...

Sounds like that little pill has kicked in

Good call Shooter, she's another brunette hottie.

NCIS is my favorite weekly show, and in no small part because of Cote.

One of the best qualities of Kate Bekinsale is her candidness and down to earth sense of humor. In her Esquire interview... "You can't have that title with four brothers. I'll get wedgies. Headlocks, Noogies."

This is a family forum, right????????

Give the all natural hairy woman!!!!!

You got pics? <grin>

Okay, so I've been cleaning the rifles and the solvent has gone to my head, mebbe...lol.

Whew for a moment there, my tongue got hard and I forgot how to type

I swear she's coming onto me, danged woman knows I have a sweet tooth...

Come on, she is a dog...


For you bird hunters:


For you tactical types:



For you smokers, I had a smoke after this one...

Right click...Save...


Ingwe

The makes us a match then

Kate is pretty hot but....

I vote for Evangeline Lilly (from ABC's Lost)

Good one!



Ingwe

Definitely smokin'!

I tried to find pics of good looking hairy women but dang there all XXXX rated. Not for a family forum.

I don't even know what to say about that. They finally got it right, she is definitely worthy. That smile of hers could make a guy do some really stupid things. Now I gotta go watch it again...

She has my vote......for now, but I CAN be bought!!!

Oh my gosh... I haven't thought about Natalie Wood in a long time! I used to think that she was soooooo beautiful!

Penny

I ususally skip these threads, but I read this one 'cuz I misread the title. I thought it said "2009 sexiest women alive" instead of "woman". I was expecting a list (or pics) of 2009 women! I was thinking "wow, 2009 women, somebody put a lot of time and effort to come up with that!!"

Being alone will do that to you,



GOOD LORD!!! Look my post count. I need to get a life.

I posted this before, but here it is again just for grins... and so derby_dude can save it to his hard disk this time!



John

Try RFDTV.com. That's a farm channel on TV and they have hairy females on there all the time. Sometimes they have live auctions, where you can buy them.

heres 101 of them. To get you started....
101 photo's of the slave Princess Leah

That there is soooo [bleep] up that I might not sleep. Many thanks. Ugh.

Candace Bergen, Natalie Wood, Jacqueline Bisset

(didn't check to see if any other Old Farts got it first)

Ding, Ding, Ding.......


We have a winner!!!

Lightning Bonus round Question...

Worth Ten Points...



Ingwe

Jan Smithers

Carole Bouquet is still very nice at 52.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGa7Pp6KSI&NR=1

I'll go the real life route...

Dang!!!!


You're goooood!

OK, try this one...not old, but obscure..Another Ten Bonus Points...



Ingwe

She looks to have upper mid-western shins - thicker than southern gals..

I'd pass..

Cowboys love fat calves...

Ingwe

Okay, mine may not be Kate Beckinsale (though they are basically the same size; same measurements, same height, same weight), but I'll take mine.........................

Not bad (even if she ain't Kate):

Besides, would Kate come to her reception in a denim skirt, shades, and brick-red Frey Engineer boots, and try to dance the same with an 8 year-old niece?

Would Kate chop all her hair off in sympathy for and in solidarity with a best friend's mom dying of cancer?

Would she roll around in the floor laughing with a soon-to-be-stepdaughter less than 4 months after meeting me?

Would Kate don one on my boonie hats (now claimed as her own), and on her suggestion, take a very small soon-to-be-her-stepdaughter off for a pony ride?

Would Kate dye blue streaks in her hair for her sister's wedding, because the sister's new husband thought it would be cool, and a great surprise to the sister, knowing full well it'd take a year for the streaks to go away? Would she prefer to spend quality time curled up with her step-daughter, a big fuzzy cat, and a kid's book?

Would Kate go shooting an FN/FAL and my hot loaded Ruger Bisley Blackhawk, doting heavily on the same, or pack a Kimber Ultra .45 daily?

Could Kate pull of being beautiful, whilst ferrying around a ferret, in a pull-over poncho in the kitchen?

Could Kate even consider pulling off this look, because the step-daughter thought it funny whilst on vacation in Maine?

Kate may be stupid hot (and she is), and Esquire might have gotten their pick right, but I'm thinkin' I have the sexiest woman alive...............

You did good and were gone for a long time after that last post yesterday.....

There were reasons for the absence................

Veddy veddy


You WERE gone a long time after last nights post...musta taken awhile to compile those posts for this morning...

Ingwe

You guys have prolly all seen these pics of my wife, Ive posted
them before...
Shes not Kate Beckinsdale either....I like blondes!!!

Would Kate let me take a pic of her without something dead in it???......I think not....




Would Kate go to Africa, not knowing her 110V Hair dryer won't work there, and still smile???...I think not...



Would Kate shoot a bigger Mule deer than mine...I think not...



Ingwe

Ingwe you are one of the many lucky fire members that are blessed

Thanks tbear..

Ingwe

Table Grade is all I'm got to say

VA and Ingwe both hit the lottery with the wives. Two very lucky devils indeed.

I have met Adrienne and she is not only a genuine hottie, but she is one extremely classy Gurl!! Ingwe, keep yer eyes open, mebbe YOUR cutie is gonna be selling her shoes for reasons already broached!!

if i could just get her to field dress her own critters life would be perfect.....she does pretty good at turning the quarters into steaks once we get them home though



know another gal that will hunt 1 week after having foot surgery with a cast on?

Pretty sweet Rattler...mine helps with the dressing and cutting up chores....lucked out again there...
BTW whats that orange stuff shes wearing


Ingwe


ET: I'm starting to see why you are the "Evil" one...you can, and would talk my wife into selling her shoes...easily.

Shawn,

You were out of your "Grey" uniform. An officer of the cause always wears his uniform on wedding day.

Doc

+1

Doc

Doc;

She picked the tux.

Her day, her choices. I was and still am simply honored to be the one she picked to include in it.

Wrong.... I do.

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NICE testament..I hope she IS looking over your shoulder at that one....

If she reads that, I'm betting you'll be away from the computer again tonight...

Ingwe

Dang, beat me to it. I loved WKRP. Loni Anderson was flashy, but Jan Smithers was hot.

What??? Theres nothing dead, and no guns in the pic...

The tiger stripes are cool though..

Good on 'ya!!!

Ingwe

My sentiments exactly...one more for you..



Ingwe

This entire concept was discussed at length a few months ago and there was a consensus (OK, it was just Bart) that the hottest, sexiest, woman was/is Renee Zellwegger.

There will not ever be a pic of her posing with a kill, unless somebody takes a pic of her holding me with her still smokin' gun laid across the wound in my chest.

She could care less about hunting. I'm OK with that, as long as it doesn't interfear with me doing it, and so far it has been that way.

Lindsay Wagner?

maddog

The whole Loni Anderson v. Jan Smithers concept is a good one...the Jan Smithers guys are the ones with taste...
Rene Zellwegger...yep, that would have to be a consensus of one....

Ingwe

Fine job. Know a gal quite well that did 15 miles relay for life night with a broken and SWOLLEN painful toe....same league I kinda suspect.

Jan Smithers...

Ingwe

Loni had some good points, but Jan is in the Maryann class. Loni is in the Ginger class.

Jan had legs that were as long as surf rods...Loni had makeup...
Ingwe

jan anyday over loni

Duh...

Another man with taste!!!

Ingwe

depends.....had i been in her condition i wouldnt have been out hunting but i have been through 3 knee surgeries and know what a b!tch it is to ride in a vehicle for hours after one and she didnt and wouldnt listen to me.....

the conversation leading up to her shooting that lil guy was kinda funny.....we had just watched her dad shot its mom in a wind break and the youngin got up and ran off a bit, Darla started yelling at her daughter(the one helping her balance in the pic) to get her gun and hand it to her......i told her it was just a lil one....she said she knew that.....are you sure you want to shoot a fawn?....."Dammit the coyotes are gonna get it anyway i might as well eat it!" she hopped out of our truck....hopped on one foot over to her dads truck, laid the rifle across the hood and center punched the fawns heart it ran about 100 feet and tipped over stone dead and she sent her youngest daughter to drag it out.....couldnt have weighted 70 pounds....she was damn proud of it though

im voting for may west. my kind of women

DANG I'm getting OLD!!!!!

Your beautiful young wife has a daughter that old? I thought they were sisters!!!!!!

She's what is known as a 'ten mile woman'. That's one that would make you crawl across ten miles of crushed glass on your hands and knees to get a look at a picture of the tire track that was left by the truck that may or may not have been carrying some of her dirty underwear to the laundry.

oops thought it was 1909

lol......the daughter in that pic was 13 in the picture, now 14.....she also has a daughter thats 17.....Darla is 8 years older than me, i actually graduate high school with her baby sister.....

she is also the only woman i know that gets down right pissed if she gets carded at a bar.....you card her and she WILL NOT tip yah the entire night.....pisses her off that she has been drinking since some of the younger bartenders were in diapers and they have the nerve to card her....damndest thing ive seen....

Jan Smithers was head and shoulders above Loni Anderson in pure beauty. I think she's one of the prettiest women I've ever seen.

For Brother Bart:

I totally agree with Mickey!

Who is that? She's pretty.

Here is my favorite radio station. Don't know what all else you might find

http://www.rock103.com/cc-common/gallery/display.html?album_id=199268

Some funny stuff!

Was it OK to have liked Jan Smithers even though I was only about thirteen when WKRP hit the air?

Hey now, I said it was my favorite RADIO station, you know you LISTEN to the radio, there is nothing to see.

Really, I didn't know there was anything to look at on there

President Clinton thought so too. And I hear Slick also thought she made a pretty good humidor.

Dangit Ivan! You had to ruin my setup...

I was hoping that somebody would post an incorrect guess about who that particular woman was so I could post

"Close, but no cigar..."



John

She is a Republican now, the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

You beat me a second!

Bill knew it was love the first time he spotted her...

OK, I give. I guess this means I'm old, but not obscure...

BTW, whoever she is, she's gorgeous!

from Playboy



from Maxim

natman......Ashley Williams...bit part actor.....

Ingwe

Dude...that is smokin!!!

Something about a woman doing menial chores....

Ingwe

It's that come get it big boy look! Marge rules!

This is more like that look...





Ingwe

I'd come and get it....

Everybody has their favorite. I'm just thankful that sexy women come in all kinds of different flavors.

Uh, that should be changed to "varieties", otherwise it could be misconstrued as not being tasteful.

Who is Marge!!

I believe that is Jewel.

'Nother one....just cause...



Ingwe

knock it off...I'm gonna get a 1/2 chub.

In that case...one more...



Ingwe

Ooofff!

boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoing!

Classic "come hither" look...

if that was jewel best pics i ever seen of her

Another for you tbear...



Ingwe

Guys, guys, guys,

The gold standard is and has been Rachel Welch. I don't care that she is approaching 70 - she's still stunning.

i agre with rachel welch but gotta admit i have a new fondness for jewel after this thread thanx ingwe

Somebody's gotta fill Raquel's Go-Go boots!!!




Ingwe

I guess that's why Ty isn't aging so gracefully!

Ok, that one hurts me!

If I was him.....


I'd already be dead....



Ingwe

This makes me feel closer to God.

Dayyyuuum..



Ingwe

Okay here is one for you.

I got that one too.

I think I copied it from you earlier.

Certainly is inspiring.

Her kids must get harassed constantly at school for having stretch marks on their lips.

Inspiring.......? Almost intimidating.........

Almost................

Tought of another this AM - Courtney Cox. I really dig the dark hair, blue eye look.

Nice pair to have - Rachel and Courtney

Beautiful women.

You mean like this...



Ingwe

+1 on Courtney Cox

You did real good Sean. She definately is AOK.

Jim

The only thing good about the Movie "Underworld"

I didn't see the movie, but thats kind of a neat lookin knife....

Ingwe

Yeah, that was cool knife, I really liked it!

The girl was kind of pretty, too.

Next closest thing to Raquel to me is this lovely lady! YUMMY!

Well, underworld is one of those insipid vampire movies, but with lots of shooting. And Kate running around in black latex.

++++++++++++++++++

You couldn't finish a cheeseburger and a milkshake much less handle a woman like Selma, who happens to be on my speed dial.

Yeah right............I'd push a rubber ball across a mile of broken glass, thru a pond of rubbing alcohol, just to hear her quief over a prc-77.

WOW...All I did was say hello!

Yes, Salma is quite a hottie!!!

I said Hola, it worked much better!

probably gets you free health care too.

Salma is OK, I guess. Here's my last memory of her....

She revs my engine.

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nice..

Wow Bob . . .

Its like we lead the same life . . . .

BMT

But, I'm the one on my back.

ouch.....


This one is for you tzone..



Ingwe

She can practice her shifting on my stick shift anytime.

I'd like her to change my oil.

Zing! 7 points!

John

mmmm....dat works.

______________

Because you're a pard, I spent the time to find this for you:

"Best Motor Oil For Old Engines"
http://www.blurtit.com/q231829.html

Anudder British beauty

ok here is as sexy girl that hunts

ing - yep. She looks alot like Kate Jackson in that photo. Most of the pics I've seen she has electric blue eyes. I really dig electric blue eyes on any kind of creature. The eyes complete the picture.

And I don't care if they are contact enhanced blue either. There is something mystical about deep blue eyes.

Yep...always liked the light eyes/dark hair scenario...

Or the light eyes/light hair scenario...!!

Heres one for you...not bad as a brunette...



Ingwe

How can you not like this? I'm thirsty now, need some milk for my coffee.

Dark eyes/dark hair...
Nope, gotta throw that one back les...










Ingwe

Not hopponin GI, I likes my women Like I like my coffee, thick and dark!

Man, you'd bitch ifn' ya got hung wid a brandy new rope!!!

Considering the chance I have with any of these women...might as well be picky!!!

Ingwe

My goal in life is still to be Raquel Welch's houseboy!

Yeah right!! Ya'll are married to a real cutie that loves ta hunt so I haveta say yer already hitting the "X"

I have to admit, I dig this young lady to, call me a cradle thief!

Another young Lady I could be really nice to.

I LIKE dis one...



But you prolly already knew that..

Ingwe

Miss Ducovny is nice, but she's a blond.

Shes not Miss Ducovny anymore!!!

And I'll forgive her for being blonde...

Ingwe

Stalker Whisperer!

You too would bitch ifn' ya got hung wid a brandy new rope

I've heard that someplace before....

Ingwe

ALL almost great minds roll in the same trough!!!

Well now EvilTwin, I probably wouldn't complain after a twelver or so, but in a sober state, i can pass up a blond, and the rope I wanna be hung with will be HEMP!

17 year old pop singer, Selena Gomez

That doctor chick on "House" does it for me.

Now, that's hot!

I think she's very cute. To me she looks a bit like Salma Hayek, especially around the mouth and eyes.

Cuidado ahora! La ceba de la carcel!



(Maybe she'll do like Salma Hayek did at roughly that same age and pray for boobs. God certainly heard Salma's prayer. )

She turns 18 on 22 July, 2010...

Selena Gomez was born and raised in Grand Prairie, Texas. Her mother Amanda [Commonly known as Mandy] Cornett is an Italian woman from Dallas, Texas and her father Ricardo Gomez is from New Mexico. Mommy Mandy gave birth to Selena at 16, and her parents divorced in 1997. Nearly 10 years later she remarried to Brian Teefy. Selena is best known for her role as Alex Russo in the show 'Wizards Of Waverly Place' and as Mary in 'Another Cinderella Story'. Selena signed a record deal with Hollywood Records just before her 16th birthday and is recording an album due out Summer of 2009.

Thank you! I have the date set in my Groupwise calendar...

Feliz cumpleanos, Selena.

Re: Selena Gomez

Baby girl is super cute but I don't need to have 17yo girls on my mind. By 21 I have no doubt she'll be simply smoking though. (and I won't mind noticing as much)

Her friend Demi Luvato (sp?) is almost as cute and a better performer. (my neices keep me in the loop on such things)

Yeah, definitely jail bait. (La ceba de la carcel, near as I can translate).

I keep up on these things because I watch the Disney Channel regularly.

Hot. Very, very hot...........

Like my old delivery guy says, pretty women are like new cars, a new crop every year

Odds are she doesn't view us in the same way

Melissa Rogers

You Dusk till Dawn fans will know this. She needs the snake!

Hey, what do you know? That's a double entendre! Take that either way you want!

Expat

jane seymor

Damn BMT, you got the next picture "in the series" of the one on top?

for race fans ashley force

any Gina Carano fans?

How do you feel implants would fare in the forces administered in a Top Fuel Dragster or Funny Car?

She looks nice, but I wonder what sort of funny things would happen to some implants under that sort of force.

Inquiring minds...want to know.

Went searching, found her.

You can PM me with it, provided you're feeling generous

No one likes a tease.

this is one of my all time fav

Dang did Carano get owned by Cyborg. I felt bad for her she isn't on the same level as Cyborg.

she's a little thick....and she hits like a girl

I dig Gina Carano!

Hmmm...is that Charlize? I thought for a minute it was Famke, but the eyes are different?

Famke:

never said I wouldn't nail her..

I still love me some Brittney

Ingwe

Women pulling their clothes off for me, has always been appealing. (pun intended)

Ingwe

damn ingwe do we have the same taste???

I think we must....yours seems impeccable....



Ingwe

She's got to at least be in the running.

tbear...I don't know that one...would it be politically incorrect to say.."me likey"...

tzone--yeah, shes gotta place in there somewhere...but we need more Blonde!!!



Ingwe

She is just plain beautiful...one of the most beautiful actress' in HW. But her political stand is more than I can take...

Know what you mean...but I wasn't planning any spirited conversations, just being shallow and superficial!!!

Hows Dis one grab you??



Guess who it is...(bonus points for this..)

Ingwe

They all have no souls. I'll pass.

I get no bonus points....but she's smokin'.

Tim..I didn't think you believed in a soul.....

But you are right, I'll bet they don't have one....wasn't interested in that part anyway.....


Tom,no bonus points but believe it or not, its the redhead from 2 and a half men ( April Bowlby) with her hair died...

Ingwe

I rove me some Rucy Riu - yumm

I think most of us have that taste... or would like to have a taste.

Tom, why would you think I don't believe in souls? I believe in a soul and a spirit. I also believe they are two seperate things.

Okay, back to our regular scheduled programing.

Do you believe in butts? If so, get yours off this "Sexiest Woman" thread, ya buzz killer.

Then why would you think women don't have a soul??

You musta met my ex-wife!!!!

Ingwe

Oh, yeah!!

Lots of pretty women here no doubt it. For me the woman that really gets me hot is Dana Delany. She is tops in my book and she does a good job acting.

+1
Ingwe

I may have met your ex-wife but didn't know it.

I never said women don't have souls. I said these beautiful women that you guys are all posting don't have a soul or at least not much of one.

I'll admit I'm bias about these types of women. In a former professional life I've dealt often with women of this type and all I have to say is YUCK! And this was when I was a young stud with raging hormones. Nice eye candy but I would not want one. Give me an all natural, plain Jane, unshaven woman with a good soul and spirit and brain any day. The sexiest Lady I know is my Lady.

Now again, back to our regularly scheduled programing.

ok want more blondes heres a hot young blonde

Famke Janssen grew up in Holland, got hired as a model for her height & looks, got bored with it, took up acting and has been working steadily since. Competent actress who's gained considerable respect in different roles. Speaks 3 languages, including English with no accent (not easy if you are not born here). Does not date other celebrities as she likes her privacy and declines to be harassed by paparazzi. Was quoted in one interview that she thought guns were sexy.

I would take her fishing, or target shooting

Her AND her soul!!!

I think I made it the whole way through this thread without this blonde...

How could that be...?



On the other hand, I'll bet this one has no soul...





Ingwe

Don't you sleep?

Well, probably not much if your digging up pics like that.

keep it up.

Sleep is soooo overrated! grin