A guy goes to an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.



Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'



Customer says , 'Female.'



Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?



Customer says , 'White.'



Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?'



Customer says , 'What the hell is the difference; what does religion have to do with it?'



Counter guy says: 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'

Now true