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Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house.

The once again governor, formerly involved with another singer, Linda Rondstadt, was reminiscing about the '60's with the iconic folk and protest singer in the elaborate tree house he intends to live in and govern from, when he takes office in January.

According to passer's by during a hollywood home tour of eccentric California celebrities, the custom 800 square foot redwood tree house located in a leaf canape 40' above the ground, was the source of a strange aromatic cloud and an endless loop of protest songs, including Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze!

Tourists were shocked, when shortly after the tune "Happy Days are Here Again," a Nude Ms. Baez was seen to be trying to escape down a rope ladder when she lost her footing and plummeted headfirst to the ground, luckily landing in a mulch pile of fermenting vegetables.

First responders said Ms. Baez appeared to be 'dazed & confused' but was able to move her extremities and was more concerned about being seen naked by passerby's especially at her age.

Attempts to reach the governor were unsuccessful as he retrieved the rope ladder and there was no way to immediately access him for comment over the incident.

Meanwhile, Ms. Baez recovering in a private room was heard strumming her guitar and singing a few choruses from her old time favorite "Time Has Passed Us By:"
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http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/46242/


Joan Baez, the legendary folk singer from the 1960s, fell 20 feet from a treehouse on her property in Woodside, California and sustained minor injuries on Wednesday, according to the San Jose Mercury News

for such as this you must post pictures dude....
Seriously, a naked 70 year old hippy? You want pics? Eeew!
Originally Posted by 700LH

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i86862

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house.

The once again governor, formerly involved with another singer, Linda Rondstadt, was reminiscing about the '60's with the iconic folk and protest singer in the elaborate tree house he intends to live in and govern from, when he takes office in January.

According to passer's by during a hollywood home tour of eccentric California celebrities, the custom 800 square foot redwood tree house located in a leaf canape 40' above the ground, was the source of a strange aromatic cloud and an endless loop of protest songs, including Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze!

Tourists were shocked, when shortly after the tune "Happy Days are Here Again," a Nude Ms. Baez was seen to be trying to escape down a rope ladder when she lost her footing and plummeted headfirst to the ground, luckily landing in a mulch pile of fermenting vegetables.

First responders said Ms. Baez appeared to be 'dazed & confused' but was able to move her extremities and was more concerned about being seen naked by passerby's especially at her age.

Attempts to reach the governor were unsuccessful as he retrieved the rope ladder and there was no way to immediately access him for comment over the incident.

Meanwhile, Ms. Baez recovering in a private room was heard strumming her guitar and singing a few choruses from her old time favorite "Time Has Passed Us By:"
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And now for the real story...

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/46242/


Joan Baez, the legendary folk singer from the 1960s, fell 20 feet from a treehouse on her property in Woodside, California and sustained minor injuries on Wednesday, according to the San Jose Mercury News



weed will do that for ya! laugh
Great spoof!!! Believable, too... grin
Probably stopped halfway down and tried to smoke the rope...
I'm curious about the size and composition of that leaf appetizer that can hold an 800 square-foot structure. Sounds like it could feed a heck of a cocktail party.
Hey, lighten up on old Joan - she had the tree house built so she could sleep with the birdies chirping. Must sleep in the daytime, because I live down the hill a-ways, and I don't hear birdies chirping at night. Of course I remove my hearing aids before bed.

The real story is that Jerry Garcia's ghost pushed her.
Funny...
Originally Posted by jimmyp
for such as this you must post pictures dude....


Even I don't want to see pictures of that!
Once a stoney, always a stoney....just sayin grin


maddog
The governor elect is nicknamed MoonBeam, lives in a [bleep] treehouse, and is hanging out with dopers.

WTF is wrong with CA?
Originally Posted by crowrifle


WTF is wrong with CA?


no comment... frown
In Caifornicate, that is NORMAL. grin
Naked girls, tree houses, Linda Ronstadt back when all us teenagers had a serious case of the hots for her. Say what ya want about hippies, they sure knew how throw a party.
Originally Posted by crowrifle
The governor elect is nicknamed MoonBeam, lives in a [bleep] treehouse, and is hanging out with dopers.

WTF is wrong with CA?


Jerry Brown is a better supporter of gun rights than Meg Whitman, so many 2nd Amendment folks voted for him. Of course he'll bankrupt the already bankrupt state, so all the gun nuts will move to Oregon, Nevada and Arizona anyway. It's the medical marijuana vendors, dopers, public employee unions and Latino voters that voted the Democrats in, so we're screwed. Wait until amnesty - then your state will be screwed too!
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