I keep seeing this same car on the way to work "Squirrels - nature's little speed bumps".
Others that have made me smile.
"Nuke the gay whales"
"Visualize whirrled peas"


I have 3 on one vehicle: NRA, Motorcycle safety related and LSU alum and on the other 2: a TEA party sticker and a Turn in Poachers sticker. None on my wife's car.
There's several I'd sort of like to put on my vehicles, but life is exciting enough already without the added drama the ones I'd like to add would surely produce.

Thats funny


Mine says;

Would you drive any better if that cell phone was up your ass?

"If I knew it was gonna be this bad, I woulda picked the cotton myself"

Picture of Obama - "Does this azz make my rig look fat?"

GOT BRAINS?


Ed

I have ELKAHOLIC

I would like KEEP IDAHO GREEN-SPAY OR NEUTER AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST

I put a TREE HUGGING DIRT WORSHIPPER sticker an an elk hunting buddies hunting truck a dew years back, it ended up on mine the next year, then it was stuck on a piece of baggae the following year, finally falling apart the last I saw of it was back on his truck...

I don't have any, but I've seen:

1) Stop Obama's War for Oil

2) This Car is a Weapons Free Zone (as opposed to weapons hold or weapons tight)

Funny if you know ADA terminolgy

Don't re-nig in 2012!

buddy sent this one on his camera phone last year from parking lot at Ft. Bragg:

SAHWEEEET!

Seen on a local Beemer ... Nice Truck, sorry about your small penis

Best I've seen in a while was "Cats Flattened While You Wait"

Steve: nice!

The only one I have is an old, faded DU sticker on my F150 and an FN Jeep sticker on my CJ7

HANG UP AND DRIVE, STUPID!!!!!!

Gunner

The best one lately was at the grocery store the other day.
I was simply:

LOL

with the Obama "O" in the middle.

"Tell Me Again How Bush Caused Us To Invade Libya"

Forgot my favorite one

BUCK OFAMA

Gunner

Local teenage girl has "if your gonna ride my ass, you better pull my hair"

Makes me grin every time I see it.

Two on my vehicles:

Teabag Obama

Trickle Up Poverty

One's I've seen:
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an azzhole

Buck Ofama is one of my favorites



LMAO! TFF!

Wook

I got "A man and his truck...It's a beautiful thing" on my 250 Super Duty

my all time favorite

Seen on a car driven by a woman:

I BRAKE FOR NO REASON

Michael Savage would love you.

Stop the Slaughter- Boycott baby oil.

So far this is my favorite.

I've got an NRA sticker on the back window of my truck topper, but the topper is off the truck for most of the year.

Back window of the truck has one of those stickers representing a family. I'm talking about the ones with a figure of a Dad, Mom and in our case 1 boy, 1 girl and a dog.

Favorites from years past:

Picture of an M16 with the slogan "Why waltz when you can rock and roll"

S.P.L.A.T Society for the Perpetration of Little Animal Tragedies

"If We're Not Supposed to Eat Animals, Why are They Made Out of Meat?"

The BC Wildlife Federation used to have one that said:

"Boys who hunt, fish, and trap don't grow up to mug little old ladies"

See it in BC once in a while....

Cheers,

Rob

Don't drink and drive...you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Partnership for idiot free America.

got to get me some of these! 2 thumbs up bud.

save a whale, harpoon a fat chick...

one i used to have...

i dont give a [bleep] about your problems...

abolish the penny!

one seen on a f-250 w/ a 4" or so lift

"jack'em up high... fat chicks can't jump"

For the four wheel drive folks here ...

Big jacked up chevy pickup with a cute, curvy, little blonde driver. The sticker says

I got your jeep thing
Now it burns when I pee

Good one!

I have Eatin ain't cheatin, and There is nothing in here worth your Life. Oh yeah Ny Jets

Bought three of these at a gun show 20+ years ago. My Durango has the last one, which is why I plan on keeping the Durango.

Freedom Of The Press
Does Not Mean The Right To Lie

Navy Pilots do it better..

I had one on my old rust-bucket back in the 80's... back when there were a lot of "My other car is a Porsche/BMW/Mercedes" stickers out there.

Mine said:

"My other car is a piece of chit, too"

Not a bumper sticker, but this is one of my faves:

I love this one

I've got two on my truck. The first says, "Drink Your Beer. There are Sober Kids in India." The second says, "I [love] violence," with the image of a heart instead of the word "love."

Upside down, on the bumper of a jeep: If you can read this, turn me over.

I had one on my old pickup that said "Save Montana: Have an Anti-hunter spayed or neutered"
My brother has a dodge cummins pickup with 120hp chip, 5"straight pipe exhaust and loud as hell. he drives around with the chip on stage 5 which is "race" mode and blowin black smoke everywhere. Has a sticker in the back window of his truck that takes up most of the window that says "ENVIRONMENTALISTS SUCK" I dont know how he hasnt gotten his pickup keyed or vandalized here in Missoula.

I've got one on my Wrangler but it reads- If you can read this, ROLL me over.

A local one seen in Del Norte Co, CA. :

Crescent City - A Drinking Town With A Fishing Problem.

Maybe that was it.

I don't put stickers ... other than a staff parking sticker ... on my rig. I quit after some jackoff busted out my rear window. They took less than $1 in change outa the ash tray. They didn't take my stereo (I think I've been insulted?) or swipe my tools, nothin' but change missing. I figure they saw the NRA sticker and hoped to get a gun for cheap. They got less than $1. Left a lot of blood on the seat (which makes me nervous in these times) ... I'd figure it was a nice trade but I had to replace the window out of pocket 'cause it was less than my deductible.

That was the end of bumper stickers for me.

The one and only one I have has a pic a wolf howling and it says: "Why do they howl.........they feel the bullet!"

I see some one tore half of it off this winter!!!!

"Wanna see my big one? Look at Outdoor Venture Taxidermy."

I dont do bumperstickers on my vehicles but I can like this one.

I was driving around LaGrande, Oregon and saw a one ton truck with a flatbed, typical logger's truck. Had a sticker that said, "EARTH FIRST!" It wasn't until I got closer that I read, "We'll log the other planets later."

This is true. I saw this sticker 10 to 12 years ago in Tucson at a subdivision I was building.. This absolutely knockout gal had it on her back bumper it said "As a matter of fact,
I do [bleep] on the
first date"

I went out with a chic once that had a t-shirt that said that

"Jimmy Buffett for President. Put a real pirate in office!"

Saw this one on a old flatbed ranch truck in Montana

"Keep Montana poodle free"

Only one my car has worn in recent years was during the last general election.

"EXHUME GOLDWATER 2008" with the image of a guy and a shovel.

Saw this one in CA

The guy driving was a short, heavy bearded dude who looked like a D&D player.

I have one that says: My wife says she'll leave me if I by one more gun. I sure will miss her.

The back window of my Ford Super Duty.

I've seen several here that say " I'll keep my religion, my guns, and my money, you keep your change" and "without our coal you'd be in the dark".

Stationed in Anchorage in the late 60's. Had a 1950 International panel truck (looked like a pregnant beetle), painted metal flake green. Nobody knew me but everyone in town knew the truck. A nice 12X24 inch sign on the back said: Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside!

Daym that's funny.

Mine are the standard NRA sticker, a USA Fencing, a silhouette of the Surabachi flag raising and ,"Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver".

My grandfather and dad were both welders and my grandpa was a joker so he loved putting perverted bumberstickers on their trucks. One was "A GOOD WELDER CAN FILL ANY CRACK" or "Welders get better penetration" or "Welders do it better in the dark". I've got one that I put up on my lock box above my reloading bench that I kept to remind me of the old guy:



My other favorite on the bottom of the box

My favorite was the truck driven by a hot chick with the bumper sticker that said, "if you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

Slavery: Gets [bleep] done, Not a accurate representation of white people, Canadians are Eh' Holes

Welders do it in all positions.

The only bumper sticker on my F350 says, "Guns don't kill people, drivers with cell-phones do."

My wife's Tacoma has, "Pheasants--the other white meat."

I forgot about that one

Car in my old neighborhood:

REUNITE GONDWANALAND

Looking for your cat check under my tire.
and my personal favorite
Life is a Bitch and so is Pelosi

Seen on way to work one mornin'...

"I love Cats, they taste just like Children"

& "To all Virgins, Thanks For Nothing"

Can you read the sticker on the back window?

1D

I had "Gun control is hitting what your aiming at" on my last truck. Right now all I have on my current truck is a "Don't tread on me" tag on the front bumper.

i saw one a few weeks ago: "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Willie Nelson!"

On the FRONT bumper of a friends Suburban;

"Run Hillary, run!"

One from the Air Force days;

"Loadmasters do it in the rear"

That's a Bomb !!

Federal funds my ass, it's our money

Paul

Looks like the tail gate of my old 4Runner.
People took photos of it every where and tailgated to read them all.

Back in the '70's I had a plate for the front of my truck that said:

9 out of 10 men who try Camels,
prefer women.

" I am schizophrenic...and so am I.."

Just for Ingwe

Don't Steal
The Government Hates Competition

A bumper sticker on your keyboard....?


Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!

My favorite Bumper Sticker:

There Are Two Kinds Of People In The World.
Those With Bumper Stickers, Those Without.

Being a dog trainer...this one is a "must" on my vehicle..

" My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student"

I don't put stickers on my vehicles but a buddy of mine has on his the Obama logo and

H elping O thers P ay for E verything.

BCR

And generally a true statement from what I've seen of both!

My favorite seen in Bozeman:

Free Tibet, Other Nations 1/2 Off

I've got this on my rusty "Headache Rack" in large letters,..

EAT BEEF, THE WEST WASN'T WON ON A SALAD

Old one I saw at Heller Bar on the Snake River:

KDK: careful with that one as you might offend one of the posters on this thread...

I saw this one a few years back... "If you ride it, drive it, tow it, fly it, or screw it you're better of renting it"... A truer bumper sticker was never printed! Ovis_Chaser

On the back of my truck

I think I can live with that on my conscience...

One of my favorites that I've seen.

MY SON WAS NAMED AZZHOLE OF THE MONTH AT HIS SCHOOL

Steve

only bumper sticker I've ever put on a rig and actually it's on our cabover camper bumper


Alaska Chainsaw Club....1 1/2 thumbs up!

Another I've seen on a few bumpers: "Man didn't claw his way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables."

I've been looking for one that says "Have You Hugged Your Rifle Today?"

On my F250

The standard USMC red and gold foil eagle globe and anchor & a 26.2 sticker.

I got tattood about twenty years ago and the tattoo artist had a sticker on his mirror that said

"AIDS cures [bleep]"!

Now That's funny! Probably for all the wrong reasons, but funny.

My wife came home the other day and told me about the pickup truck she followed that had a sticker on it that she had to get close to to read: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I lost my horse trailer."

She though it was funny - she never lost a horse trailer. Although I knew a guy that lost a brush chipper - it sailed into a gas station, and just missed the pumps.

A replica of the Teddy Roosevelt 1912 Bull Moose campaign campaign logo on my truck.

chit happens when you party naked.

One I saw awhile ago made me chuckle pretty good.

MY TAKEHOME PAY....WON'T TAKE ME HOME

I've got the left half of that setup on my F150. I need a new one as it has faded to almost white. Its the only sticker I've ever put on anything.

We saw this one today in Port Townsend, WA, one of the most liberal places I have ever lived.

"ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT OR ARE YOU AN AMERICAN"

Cracked up both of us. I doubt he is a local but I do hope he makes it out of town alive.

US Government Philosophy
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is

saw this one:

If you're ridin' my ass, you better be pullin' my hair.

Here is where you can get a new "Don't Tread on Me" sticker.
http://www.patriotdepot.com/

The "Built Ford Tough" sticker is here.
http://www.argent-international.com/

So that was you!!! I saw you in your green Subaru Outback
Station Wagon in Missoula several years ago. I enjoyed your bumper sticker so much I had some made that say, "My Quarter Horse Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student".

I've always given you full credit...

funny as hell!

Nope! Too true to be funny.

How 'bout - "I'm Naked From the Waist Down"??? Saw that somewhere.

Does that rise to probable cause?

Some years back I had "Illiterate? write for free help!"
Two guys stopped behind me at a light and the driver had to explain it to his passenger. Priceless!

A woman in Boulder had "My Bush would make a better president"
"Ban Bumper Stickers" is nice too.

Seen on the car of a rather hot looking young woman, "My other ride is your boyfriend."

Another I saw just today, "Barbie is a slut".

This one has always cracked me up.

One I ran a very long time ago.

"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLICE: PAY GRAFT!"

The one one my truck which needs replacement is:

"GET THE U.S OUT OF THE U.N. AND THE U.N. OUT OF THE U.S.!"

Paul B.

Been seeing this one quite a bit in the real South;

love (with a pic of a heart) NY? Take I-95 North!!

Seen on a car outside Twin Bridges MT...

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

on my truck "defeat terrorism give war a chance"

ML

Nuke gay whales for Jesus. Got the finger alot on that one. Returned with a smile of course.

Mine says:
I'll keep my MONEY, GUNS,
and FREEDOM, you can
KEEP THE CHANGE ! !

Only one I've ever owned, and it's on my wife's vehicle...

Anal Injected Death Syndrome

Save a tree, eat a Beaver

An old man in the town I grew up in was having trouble with Beavers taking down his trees on his property. He drove around town with this bumper sticker for years till someone told him what it really meant.

My favorite! Haven't seen one for a while.

Never forget the many people who died from blood transfusions of AIDS-contaminated blood.

I remember years ago when Shirley Cha Cha Muldowney used to race aroung town in her Corvette. She had a sticker on her car that read "Beat me, you can eat me". This was well before she was famous of course.