To save the economy, on October 24, 2011, Obama will announce that
he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old
people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and
Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get
back home!
I started crying when I thought of my friends here. !!!!
RUN, ALL YOU OLD BUZZARDS, RUN!!
Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!
Buzzards... or Buzzard Bait?
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer.
Beautiful weather here today Les. She may be out spending your inheritance...
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer.
Word is she is out in Colorado trying to beat some sense into that son of hers.
Adios mi amigos. It was good knowing ya.
At least ya ain't soylent green!
Dang! Think I'll shuffle down to Arizona and hide 'mongst all the illegals. We old buzzards CAN'T run!
Dang! Think I'll shuffle down to Arizona and hide 'mongst all the illegals. We old buzzards CAN'T run!
but we can dang sure stand and FIGHT!
Brang 'em on!!
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer.
aint you supposed to be elk huntin?
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer.
aint you supposed to be elk huntin?
Maybe he needs some one to gut and drag?
Don't know 'bout tha rest of ya ol' coots but I have found that as I git older, the altercations I git into are git'n shorter 'n shorter. It's an energy thang that tha rest of ya young'ns don't understand yet. Times a git'n shorter 'n its no longer productive ta exchange obscene hellos and profane greet'ns or even tha name of ya mother if'n ya piss me off. In fact, roll'n in the dirt 'n knuckle dust'n is a waste of my time 'n oxygen resources too. So I tend ta thank things through carefully in advance, ta bypass all these formalities that is so important ta tha rest of ya. ALSO, I CHEAT !!!! A whole lot 'n fact.... So brang 'em on....I is a ready ta git ta ass wipe'n da planet wit dem. How 'bout youse?
Flower Child
Well, that explains why the small planes have been circling the area all afternoon.
Good thing I was inside the hay barn and they couldn't see me!
Ed
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer.
I just got off the phone with Sassy. They haven't caught up with the folks yet. Greenhornet had his Senior Citizen Renewal Licensing today, I mean Conceal Carry Refresher Class so he hasn't been deported either.
Dang! Think I'll shuffle down to Arizona and hide 'mongst all the illegals. We old buzzards CAN'T run!
you're gonna need a better suntan
I forgot what I was gonna post.