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Posted By: T LEE BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11

To save the economy, on October 24, 2011, Obama will announce that
he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old
people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and
Medicare costs.


Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get
back home!

I started crying when I thought of my friends here. !!!!

RUN, ALL YOU OLD BUZZARDS, RUN!!


Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!

Posted By: AJ300MAG Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Buzzards... or Buzzard Bait?

grin
Posted By: Violator22 Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer. shocked
Posted By: okok Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Pears sent. laugh
Posted By: AJ300MAG Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Beautiful weather here today Les. She may be out spending your inheritance... grin
Posted By: T LEE Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Originally Posted by AJ300MAG
Beautiful weather here today Les. She may be out spending your inheritance... grin


I hope so!
Posted By: maddog Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Good One T......grin



maddog
Posted By: 340boy Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer. shocked


Word is she is out in Colorado trying to beat some sense into that son of hers.
grin
Posted By: Archerhunter Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Adios mi amigos. It was good knowing ya.

At least ya ain't soylent green!

Posted By: RockyRaab Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/22/11
Dang! Think I'll shuffle down to Arizona and hide 'mongst all the illegals. We old buzzards CAN'T run!

Posted By: Bigbuck215 Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
Dang! Think I'll shuffle down to Arizona and hide 'mongst all the illegals. We old buzzards CAN'T run!



but we can dang sure stand and FIGHT!

Brang 'em on!!
Posted By: Colorado1135 Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer. shocked


aint you supposed to be elk huntin?
Posted By: mcknight77 Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
Originally Posted by Colorado1135
Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer. shocked


aint you supposed to be elk huntin?


Maybe he needs some one to gut and drag?
Posted By: Flower_Child Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
Don't know 'bout tha rest of ya ol' coots but I have found that as I git older, the altercations I git into are git'n shorter 'n shorter. It's an energy thang that tha rest of ya young'ns don't understand yet. Times a git'n shorter 'n its no longer productive ta exchange obscene hellos and profane greet'ns or even tha name of ya mother if'n ya piss me off. In fact, roll'n in the dirt 'n knuckle dust'n is a waste of my time 'n oxygen resources too. So I tend ta thank things through carefully in advance, ta bypass all these formalities that is so important ta tha rest of ya. ALSO, I CHEAT !!!! A whole lot 'n fact.... So brang 'em on....I is a ready ta git ta ass wipe'n da planet wit dem. How 'bout youse?

Flower Child
Posted By: APDDSN0864 Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
Well, that explains why the small planes have been circling the area all afternoon.

Good thing I was inside the hay barn and they couldn't see me! laugh

Ed
Posted By: Charity Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
Anyone heard from Sassy today, tried calling, no answer. shocked


I just got off the phone with Sassy. They haven't caught up with the folks yet. Greenhornet had his Senior Citizen Renewal Licensing today, I mean Conceal Carry Refresher Class so he hasn't been deported either.
Posted By: eh76 Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
Dang! Think I'll shuffle down to Arizona and hide 'mongst all the illegals. We old buzzards CAN'T run!



you're gonna need a better suntan wink
Posted By: Plinker Re: BREAKING NEWS ! - 10/23/11
I forgot what I was gonna post.

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