I've been a lurker here for quite awhile, and just wanted to say hi for my first post.

Hello

velcome aboard. we all like hunting. that's pretty much a military certainty.

It's safer to L U R K .

Hi back and Welcome!

while we all agree to defend each other as needed, we're divided into about four sectors, as primary
positions.

the generalists
the arch-Conservatives
the Moderate who own guns.
the fly-by Nite folks, both pro and con.,

cheaper to, soon as you participate you discover all kinds of chit you didnt know you needed.....like blue tape and anti monkey butt powder.....

Well, I'm mostly just an "educated" redneck that likes to hunt and shoot stuff, so I 'm not sure what group I'll fit in with lol.Thanks for the welcomes!

Almost forgot....required reading for all new members

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/2439970/A_delicate_topic_baboon_ass

And thanks to Doctor Northern_Dave I have to budget for razors and OJ concentrate everytime something happens in life.

Got a headache - Eat a can of frozen OJ and shave your junk
Bad day at work - Eat a can of frozen OJ and shave your junk
Have a fight with the wife - Eat a can of frozen OJ and shave your junk

You get it.


Welcome to the fire, put on your chest waders and pull up a log.

dont forget the paperwork!

I tell you after the ND solution to the health care problem in this country, it's not my feelings hurtin'.....

That's it, I just put this troll on ignore!!!!

OK, I'm working on it, but dang there's a lot of info there.May have to take notes lol.

Thanks for the welcome, but all the shaving your junk talk is scarin' me a little...

You are already know what lies ahaed.

Enjoy yourself,man!

Welcome

Just thought you should be warned....

The inside info on that old joke has to do with a firend that was going in for a vasectomy.

I convinced him he had to shave as clean as a whistle down there before going in for the procedure.

I told him that if he didn't do it himself that a gay male nurse would have to do it for him as prep for the procedure.

Of course that wasn't true at all.

I haven't had a vasectomy myself and I actually know nothing about the prep or procedure.

I just figured it would be funny as hell if he showed up slick as a whistle at the clinic.


As it turns out, I was right, it was funny as hell!!

Welcome

OK, between the shaving of junk, and the Baboon thread , I have just about peed myself.Good stuff! How do I save the Baboon thread? That is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.

unfortunately it has a way of sufacing several times a year.

no need to "save" anything.

lol!

And we will !! Welcome and don't take this place too seriously

Well let's not forget the little bubble between Les's shaved ass cheeks, I'm pretty sure that's on the required reading list.

put in in your watch list

No kidding and it has proven to be most prophetic as well.

show a little class will ya? Keep your pathetic problems to yourself or in an appropriate thread for crying out loud.

fill this out brentd....

Pull the rope, get a wrap, sink your spurs, and HANG ON!!!
Mark

Welcome to the 'fire!

Are you a nut in general, or just regarding hunting?

You certainly don't have to be nuts, but some of use here feel the need!

Ed

NUTS?
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer Nuts are over a Buck ($)
Deer Nuts are under a Buck.

you must take this test

boobies!!!

Welcome!!!

OK, thanks!

That would depend on whom you ask.I would say just a nut in the case of hunting, but everyone else would probably say I'm nutty in general...

Welcome to the 24hcf Huntingnut! enjoy.

I see boobs...so I must pass.Shocking, considering my wife says I'm abnormally obsessed with hers...silly girl

Hi

damm test about got me ...sure glad i stuidied with 2 of them last nite..........and weclome aboard!...enjoy..... as most folks hear can't type or spells well.........