Some real lucky fella out there....

Sounds about right.

She looks so wholesome.

At least this one is labeled. Beats finding out later. Sad part is it would not stop a lot of guys.

must be related

I think this one must be related to those other two.


I would beat my kid if they ever got any of that inked on them!

ya got that right,
right now, there is some poor shmo falling for it!

What in the world?? People do that to themselves intentionally???

Al key haul.

Warning labels on crazy chicks. What will they think of next?

I can think of a few that missed the QA/QC on getting those applied.

Truth in advertising? Who would have thought. As far as warning guys away, a lot of the guys I know would be forming a line. And later wonder what went wrong.

Instant turn off, regardless of how hot they are.

YMMV

What government agency is in charge of this labeling? Can those crazy beeyatches who don't currently have a warning label, be court ordered to submit themselves for labeling?

Just slap thirty or forty years on that and it would look like it was written on Astro turf.

Now there is a scary thought that I hadn't bothered to entertain yet.

A crazy chick can be a lot of fun for a one night stand.... as long as its not a clingy crazy chick!

She's probably got a butter face.

If they're crazy, they're usually clingy.

High_country_: More likely I think "some real lucky GAL out there"!
It takes all kinds I guess?
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

My motor is a runnin'...

I love skanks.


Travis

Hmmmm they neew to be inked upside down....

That way when they're on their back, and their legs are up in the air, the warning sign will be legible. Truth in advertising laws should apply!

Good way to keep smart guys at a distance.

Almost as good as "no charge for AIDS."

You'd have to make her wear pants on holidays. Wouldn't want mom to get the wrong idea about her.


Travis

Ken,

One of the first things I would do before I slept with a girl with such a tattoo, is ask her if she had HIV.

See? And you thought I was stupid.


Travis

Not stupid Travis, just hard up. Then again.....



What does that one in the red plaid say? "Three Deep"? What does it mean.

If it does say that, Travis would be a perfect fit.


Clyde

It means she's a strong christian. Duh.

And just because you bang disgusting women, does not mean you are "hard up". That is a myth.


Travis

I'm thinking these women weren't really asked if they wanted to be tattoed like that... more like "told". :P

44henry

psycho [bleep] will be SO attractive at 55 !

And that is when wageslave and I swoop in.

Score!


Travis

Imagine this.


WAGE SLAVE


Clyde

Dear Lord. Even I may back away from that.



Travis

(haha! Just kidding, I totally tricked you [bleep])

I was gonna call bs.

Did I die last nite?
I think this is heaven.......
What wonderful "body art" these fine young ladies have chosen.
These woman are perfect.....for about ten minutes.
Which strip clubs do they dance at?
Thanks in advance.

"What does that one in the red plaid say? "Three Deep"? What does it mean?"

How about any port in a storm?
Paul B.

Only the classy ones pose in the [bleep].


Travis

Stupid is as Stupid does

I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts.
I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!"

I'm sure it made perfect sense,
one night in a sleazy tattoo shop
before the booze and drugs wore off..

and the needle jockey was willing to ink her with any crazy chit she wanted.

Comes complete with "Tramp Stamp!"

I'm betting that anybody with this view of themselves will be dead way ahead of their time.

Drugs/alcohol overdose, murdered, pimp, or most likely suicide (possibly via the drug route earlier).

Until then, it is not going to be a pretty life...

That's the "porn star" tatt. While you were thinking, you should have been pouncing.

Fail.


Travis

and you would believe the answer? Ah yeah

They're rarely on their back - knees or bent over is how they like it. (the tat to be read, that is ;))

These girls were presidents of their FHA groups in high school!

"Future Homewreckers of America"

Nothing screams "Class" like the word c*nt tattoed on a chick's body!

+1

I'd tongue punch 'em right in the fart box.

This guy knows how to treat a skank!

Welcome to the cool kids club.

Travis

Fail with pleasure.

They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs.

Otherwise they are just known as "girls that don't need instructions".

Or spray painted on cottage cheese!
Mark

Two elderly ladies are in the beauty shop when a young thing comes in displaying a rose on her breast. One looks at her buddy and says "Little does she know that when she's our age - that's going to be a long stemmed rose"
Mark

Holy Schit that's funny..............

You boys disappointed me, this thread had the makings of a abc beater.....

You boys disappointed me, this thread had the makings of a abc beater.....
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or disolving into the tattoos of Wal-Mart expose!

Well, you're gonna feel pretty GD stupid when you don't have any good STD stories for the grandkids.


Travis

That's eloquent.


Travis

[quote=MadMooner]They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs.

When morning comes around, i'am wondering if i have fertilized her eggs. or just scrambelled them.

That's very selfless of you.

Always thinking of her first�

Bareback?

Yikes...

Eggs is secondary when scrambling her ovaries is the intent..

I'd kick my dog
for even sniffing that.

that is not fair, dogs love the smell of fish.