Forgot how much. Just sayin'

What's the score?

???????

>laughin'<

Perhaps a sport where a recorded score is a bad thing. Just play 'til the spectators have had enough. Hope those gals are in shape.

I'm not seeing a ball?

There was a point where one of the girls had to remove a wedgie.

MOST AWESOME MOMENT IN OLYMPIC HISTORY!

I just have to say..........

How are those long sleeved one piece uniforms working out?

No takers????

They keep score???




"SUPPORT OUR RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS"

I even forgot what it looks like. Can somebody help me?

I Want: One

vs

I Get: Zero

Hold it, didn't we have a thread saying the girls had to wear burkas?

Been watching them most of the day and can't see a gallon of titz amongst them all.

This thread is worthless without pichers...

We overruled that decision, it's a free speech thing.

The girls are expressing their competetive nature by means of wardrobe. I fully suport their rights to free expression.

It's great for leg men.

If you can see the ball or the net, you're looking too high.

I prefer regular volleyball,..anybody catch that yesterday when the U.S. beat S. Korea.?

More things to look at than the beach variety, bunch of hot Amazon women...

that' gonna be my next career


sand duster for womens beach volleyball

my favorite olympic sport

Holy molly, they use to look like bulls...what happened?

Are they wearing their skimpy little things in diffidence of the Olympics?

Do they keep score ?

They are women. Of course they keep score.

Jim

LMAO

and remember it years and years later

The Americans were. The Aussies had on long sleeve tops, but the skimpy bottoms.

Me being an ass guy, it worked!

America and Argentina now. Ooooooo....

1. Kerri Walsh Jennings has the most perfect behind ever. Take a picture and frame it... Perfect!
2. I don't know what happened to the regulation "athletic bikini" standard uniform. Half the girls are wearing union suits with the bikinis on the outside. They said it was 45 degrees outside, but, but, why do they think we are watching?

I'll have to watch more woman's diving. That's fun too. Whoof!

Womens Beach Volleyball.

Best sport in history.

Kerri has those long legs that go from here all the way to the fun spot..Too much to handle for mere mortals...

Misty May seems like the kind of Girl who could leave you laying there wondering where she found that passion..

Those two are the highlights of my Summer Olympics...

Team Two USA is smokin also.....

Names AND keeping score? Stop, stop, stop. You're confusing me.

They must be gay or something....

Remember this from 4 yrs ago! It's Kerri, and I know where GW was going with that hand!

"Just one night and you name the ambassadorship"

I used to be in love with Gabby Reece. Remember her! Beach volleyball girls always caught my eye.

she hooked up with Laird Hamilton.. Surf like that, AND shag Gabby Reese.

Proves life's not fair.

Women's diving right now.. That's some good chit.

Lord that is one nice ass.

What channel?

+1

network, but I'm an hour ahead of you.

One of the italian divers looks like a supermodel.

Check out Franchesca Dallape the Italian girl. She's Molto Bene!

Ah... Thought you might be on the same feed.

Have you checked out the Paraguayan spear chuck'r Leryn Franco..?

Oh My....

Steve, when does Brazil play? Definitively an "ass" sport...

Not sure, but I got to find out so I can DVR it.

Your Javelin thrower was in the 20 sexiest olympians in Time Magazine. I saw her and thought she looked pretty good for an athlete. Not long, tall, ripped... Really nice. She's going to get beat by someone who looks like Jackie Joyner Kersee, but she'll look good!


I googled her name... She posed for S.I. Jackpot!
http://www.gotceleb.com/leryn-franc...eryn-franco-sports-illustrated-36?full=1

Here it is:

Monday
9 a.m.: MSNBC � LIVE: women's water polo: Spain vs. China, Italy vs. Australia; women's beach volleyball: Brazil vs. Germany, Austria vs. Australia; women's basketball, Russia vs. Brazil; SAME-DAY TAPE: weightlifting, Gold Medal finals: men's 62kg, women's 58kg; LIVE: men's field hockey, Britain vs. Argentina; SAME-DAY TAPE: women's handball, France vs. Spain; table tennis; badminton, at London.

Unfortunately on MSNBC, but I'm pretty sure Maddow or Schultz won't be providing voice overs.

I seriously have not turned the TV on in 6 Months..... Been using it as a big computer monitor..... Now I am going to have to try and remember the menues and find the remote for DISH......

Yuck it is on NBC??? Still not sure I want to go there...... Somebody post a few more pictures to help me decide

They've been jumping around. So far, coverage has been on local NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, and Bravo...

9 a.m.? I'm calling work right now and notifying them of my impending flu..

I do. She was the only poster I ever had up in my room.

Steve,

From what I understand, one of the girls on the team is from Laguna Beach. I have seen a lot of women play on Main Beach, Laguna Beach. I live only a few miles from there. Maybe I'll go tomorrow to check out future Olympians

diet coke out the nose

You can tell some threads are bound for greatness just by the title...

And to keep it up (ahem...) here is a picture of Misty May.



John

Thanks, Steve! Yep definitively an "ass man" sport...

HOLY COW!!! Keep this thread at the top!!!!

OK BTT.
Paul B.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! (Singing font)



Travis

This is code for requesting two cocks.



Travis

Is she sweating a lot or just REALLY having a good game?

Who cares?


Travis

It has a bearing. Look at the picture closely.

I want Jeff O to be able to enjoy this thread as well.




Travis

I did. I don't care if it's her three day old piss. It's glorious regardless.



Travis

This is the signal for women's beach volleyball to GFY

He'll now abuse a goat.

How about a frontal.

Travis... you have a wonderful ability to stay focused.

Nice side view.

Team selections.

Actually I see it as a rare example of the human race managing to salvage some of the best genetics amidst the droves of Walmartians who to breed faster than rats. Or to put it into hunting forum parlance,...........it only seems fair that a 400 class bull would get the best cows.

Foreign policy.

Got to like that.

Is this President Bush?

Froom the London Telegraph:


"Boris Johnson, the current mayor of London, wrote a column for the Telegraph yesterday titled, "Here's 20 jolly good reasons to feel cheerful about the Games." The column is a standard listicle, written with a "rah-rah" attitude and plenty of "London is the best!" sentiment.

Things get interesting when Johnson gets to number 19 on his list, though, which reads:

As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers. The whole thing is magnificent and bonkers."

Semi-naked women! Art history references! Wet otters! Some people can paint wonderful pictures with their words. Boris Johnson can use his to make you feel weird and unsettled."

THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS FAR BELOW THE DIGNITY OF THE OLYMPICS!


...please don't do any dignifying...

Yep, looks like it, unless it's photoshopped.

The theory of natural selection in humans has been corrupted by the titanium american express card.

Shame on you folks. These are highly trained and dedicated athletes, not objects to ogle over.

My favorite Olympic sport, bar none!!

No. That is the signal for "'flave @ 1300".


Travis

Got home to watch a few minutes of Germany/Brazil.

Three words:

PINK TAPE ROCKS!

Foul!

Ass only on volleyball threads.


Travis

What's the tape for?

it's cold volly ball tonight, really cold.

Can't find a picture of JackkOff's F�hrer Obammy the Great in a thong??

BP...

I don't have a clue what the tape is for. All I know is I wanna see a rear view of the one with the blue tape...

That's GW and it was in the pic I put up too. I remember when they first came out. My Brother said to check out this Australian Hurdler. Google time.

Michelle Jenneke. That was fast! Whoo she is sporty!

I believe it's some kind of medical tape that increases blood flow to the area

Who's area? Mine? Amazing how well it works. The side affect is drowsiness after a few minutes.

That looks to be an artistic version of the goody trail she was not gifted.

Anybody else notice that this is the XXX Olympics? It really got my hopes up.

Check out Federica Pellegrini, the Italian swimmer!

Somebody needs to toss her two beers real quick.

http:// http://m.kttape.com


Used it once for a back injury. It worked. Another time for calf injury. It didn't.

Another foul.

Team bonding.

Clarification photo. This one doesn't count as a foul, Travis.

Some good lookin' dudes right there.


Travis

I am about to learn how to spell Brasil.

This is Olympic marketing at its finest.

This is how they huddle for strategy.

bump

Warm ups.

Half warm up.

After P90X.

"Yes, I snuck a plug in your bottoms!"

Nice marbling.

My Gawd!

I can't believe I just now found this thread. Makes my morning a little better!

The beginning of the "enhanced" shots.

Nice shade of blue....if you like blue.

Some like green.

Red is not dead.

And white is alright.

Oh my...

Got to watch the Czechs vs the US last night. Those Czech blonded were gorgeous! Any pics of the Brazil/German girls?

I have no idea of the color. We need someone Metro to make the call. JeffO???

oh yeah! almost as prime as the italian swimmer!

This one would self clean the sand.

I am sure Travis is stuck in there somewhere.

Longbob - You are an artist and inspiration to us all. Thanks.

Longbob - You are an artist and inspiration to us all. Thanks.

Go figure. It would take a blonde to screw up where you put on the Team Redneck volleyball bottoms.

College tryouts for the Olympics. I can clearly read the Gillette, but I am having trouble with the Prestoba.... I keep trying though.

I can't even get the first letter of this. Not too tore up about it tho.

I submitted the suit on the left to the IOC. They swung completely the other way. Hope I didn't jinx it.

Winter wear.

You are a genius for starting this thread. You should get some kind of campfire award.

Amazing symmetry.

From the wet competition collection.

Is this my third frontal strike, Travis? If so, I may have to stop.

Yep. Some of them are too skinny and narrow in the hip, but she's got a nice shape.

Mini Me could flat foot right under that.

This right here might be the single best photo ever posted on the CF. Deserves a bump. Thanks Travis!

Could someone Please tell me why the players are Wearing those Long Sleeved Cover Ups.

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Was he always a blonde ?

Because the weather in London has been so damn cold. Someone told me a couple matches have been less than 50�

Can't they bring in some space heaters, fer jimminysakes??? Hehehehee..



BTW, I think May and Walsh win so often 'cause they don't have boobs to get in the way.. I've seen thermometers with bigger bumps..

They need to move the Beach Volleyball nets to Spain or Africa ASAP!

Who ever picked London for a beach at 11:00 PM needs an azz kick!

Or they need to enforce the "uniform" rules.

How come the USA is stuck with these "old " babes?
Late 30's ?
Come on! No one over 24 allowed!

Zing!!

This could come in handy lest you forget her name.

We represent well.

I bet you could bounce a quarter off of her a...

I second the nomination!

All in favor say AYE!

God bless.


Travis

That ain't the only thing I could bounce off her a.......

Sweet Mary, Mother of........

I'd shoot a Mossberg if it made her happy.

So the Muslim don't where skimpy suits thing got thrown out?

It wasn't anything but a faux news and freakshow forum dustup.

Here's the Aussie? hurdler my Brother was talking about. I've watched this waaay too many times. She is a fox... and she wins too. It gets a little addicting. I might just loop it on my I Pad and sit it on my desk tomorrow. I might have to mute it but it's a small thing!

http://vimeo.com/45784191

Figures.

That came out a few days ago. Instant classic!! I love it!

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DAY-um!!!

Thanks for them pics, Steve!

Wow! Bump for the best thread going!

Holy smokes, that is one smooth shaved volleyball.
Thank you, sir.

You failed the "gay test" if you're thinking about quarters. Jezzus...I need a smoke and a kleenex

Thank you Lord.

In that case, I'm going to use it as a hat.

Get back to work, tzone..

After the game I would love to help them wash the sand out of their orifices�.

and no goofy tattoos or stupid ink in sight!
Who could Ever improve on That?

If you don't think that is wonderful, you just aren't right..



P.S. or you're Jeff-O

By giving her another ball to hold while I wash inspect the lower game wear for frayed stitching.

Beach volley ball is on right now on mnbc.

Alenka Bikar was fun to watch run!!!

Let's all hope for a wardrobe malfunction!!

Vic, I was disappointed to see you not sticking to the "Women's Beach Volleyball" theme, bu then I Googled "Alenka Bikar"...



The judge from Sweden rules that your post does indeed fit the thread, and awards you an 8.1 score for your efforts.

John

Well it looking like the muzzies didn't prevail. Maybe we get topless Beach Volleyball next Olympics!

WHEW! Eight pages of that stuff. Guess I'm not dead yet. No WONDER they gave out all those condoms the the athletes.

Yes, I believe there is enough resemblance to bare....errrr....bear mentioning.

Foreign opinions may not be voiced on Olympic themed threads.

Sorry friend.


Travis

This morning's highlights.

A better view of the Swede.

As I stated earlier, foreign views welcome.


Travis

I love that their bodies are slim and tight.
No over inflated boobs, butts and lips like some rediculous cartoon.

Send the plastic surgeons this link and don't ever let them
try and improve on this.

Same with bad ink.
Save the tattoos for the circus side show!

I'll take em.

Where would we be without such welcoming ideals?

+million.

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A few more:

Almost 11K views.

Sports fans!

Y'know, I have a bit of a problem with our society's double standards on the display of men's vs women's bodies.

All these beach volleyball and track gals strutting around with their panties up their asses and being applauded for it is fine and dandy, yet people get their knickers in a twist if a man plays basketball with shorts above his knees. WTF?

Anyways, that has nothing to do with the fact that I am THOROUGHLY enjoying the fine visual displays of female pelvic anatomy we're being treated to at this year's Olympic Games. Just an irrelevant observation.

I'll wear some short ball huggers just for you this weekend Doc!



Travis

Most of the Beach Volley Ball ladies have worked out so hard that they've worn down their boobies. Sad situation!

That can be fixed a whole lot easier than replicating those azzes.

Duh! Guys look fugging HIDEOUS!

I see a guy in a Speedo on TV I turn the TV off!

What's your PHD in? Sometimes I wonder about skules these days.

Perish the thought!

TFF!

EDIT: Still laffin!!

Too true!!

Thanks Trav. You is a true friend.

GFY. Speedos rock.

Whoever took this picture deserves a gold medal. That azz right there could whip me, beat me and ride me like a dirt bike.

She prolly could crack a black walnut between those cheeks.

I'm going Macadamia nut.

Definitely crack my nuts...

Better yet.....

I know, you think your bod is as beautiful as mine.

Get over it...
YOU ARE WRONG!! GROSSLY WRONG!

Yep she could crack mine too...

That is a cross between a donkey and an onion...






An ass that will bring tears to your eyes!

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Without a doubt, my facorite sport...

Keep up the good work, lets keep this thread going...

Sorry, no time to glean photos today. Freakin' work! I'm passing the baton on to someone else today.

I'd like to take the time to thank Steve and RDW for seeing this through.

Thanks and GFY.


Travis

Oh the irony.

"I'd like to take the time to thank Steve and RDW for seeing this through" Travis

and LongBob

My apologies for leaving anybody out.

GFY.


Travis

Thanks! It goes without saying, it's my pleasure.

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Yeah for the USA womens teams! Kickin azz.....

Some great skin here, but what about the fun bags? sheesh....

Seriously, you need some "toys" to play with every now and then....

Got a few minutes this morning. U.S. teams both in the finals for Gold and Silver.

Gonna hear the Star Spangled Banner for the podium.

Congrats girls!

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Congratulations to Misty and Kerri on the Gold! Also to Jennifer, April for the silver, Larissa, and Juliana for the Bronze.

They are wearing WAY too many clothes for anybody (male) to recognize them -- me, anyway.

Seriously, congrats to the winners!

John

Whats with the tape?

Darn near perfect . . . . .

winner! winner! winner! Near perfect? I would say if God made anything nicer, he probably kept it for himself. lol

Love the pony tail . . . .

Me too..aka "Handle"

Congratulations indeed.. But I still say Walsh MUST be related somehow to Stan Laurel... Granddaughter maybe??

But those two babes can really play the game - and I doubt their record will be repeated - ever..

LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!

It's some sort of medical tape to keep things in place so they won't get injured more or again.

Atheletes couldn't make it without lots of tape. High school programs buy it by the truckload. I can only imagine how much a typical pro team uses. Sports that are more contact related such as football, basketball, and soccer use tons of it to help joints hold together and to prevent injuries. Most uniforms have lots more material and you never see it though.

The way these girls are taped it looks like it is because of muscle strains. It limits the muscle's movement and prevents it from trying to pull loose from connective tissue. I've seen it used a lot with shin splints and other leg issues, but not on backs or abs before. Probably the same principle.

With the conclusion of Women's BV, the Olympics for me are about over. There is one more event I want to see. A local girl is in the finals of the 5000m tomorrow. Go Molly Huddle! She is from Elmira, NY, via Notre Dame HS and U. Notre Dame.