Sometimes it happens the other way around, too.

Nope!

Oooooh, I like the turn this thread seems to be taking.

Me too!!!!

I disprove of this new direction this thread may take, very degrading to woman and blah blah blah

Screw it, I'm a guy...

If it makes you feel any better, just stare at their eyes. I'll stare at the rest of 'em for you.

A very curvy lady wearing a deeply cut top once asked me what I was staring at. I said, "Only what you're deliberately showing me; no more and no less." She had no comeback for that.

Thanks! She has very nice eyes

ABC of bra size thread reincarnated........You sneaky devil bruin.

it like looking at a solar eclipse, you just have to take a quick glance

Yeah a guy who don't share any [bleep] cake with his buds!

Consider it payment for help with the translation on the .17 Hornet thread.

I don't go posting pics of your girlfriend on here so I expect you not to post pics of my wife.

I will forgive you for a piece of cake.

In high school I learned no woman in recorded history has a woman gotten angry for having her butt visually admired.

Jim

This thread is about antlers. Let's get it back on track, shall we?

I still have a good half of a cake. If it would survive postal you could have a slice.

Sorry, sir.



Better?

Charisma is that indefinable quality that women with big boobs always seem to have.

But not many of them make a living selling shoes...

Thanks, I needed that.

Yep. Yesterday...twice. Same chick.

Good thing that tree is there or she would would fall flat on her face. Uh wait, that was a bad choice of words.......

Anytime there is a set worth staring at!

I just knew you were a generous young man! I'll pm you my shipping info.

Go ahead and not stare...

Doesn't anyone care about great personalities anymore?

umm, NO

cant motorboat a personality.....

Cleavage

"It's the only thing one can look down upon and approve of at the same time"

There it is.

NO! and neither do you, you old perv.












and yes, I resemble that remark.

Personalities are reserved for wimmens with small racks.

Sometimes I call boobs weird names but never heard them called "personalities"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is very degrading to women....oh well

Well, I'll put a stop to that then...

COLD WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, never been "caught" staring, but have been observed during my concentration on the subject.

People do wonder why I wear sunglasses so often.

No wonder Slick Wille went astray!!

I do and that is a fact.

If it was the other way around, I'd have to gouge out my eyes.

Funny I remember the first time I did it, 7th grade sitting across from an early blooming lass who yawned and stretched her arms back. I couldn't help it, there they were.

Just last night in the grocery line and I told her I was reading the message on her shirt rather than staring.

Yep, without that tree to support her she would look like a half opened pocketkinfe.


I am betting she has a bad back.

Hmm, you do know that a fact lays between the front and the back.

I remember the t-shirt that said "I wish these were brains"

The nicest thing about babies and tiny kids is that while Mommy is holding them you can seem to be looking at the kid.

My wife caught me staring at a waitress' azz. Does that count?

Oh yea... that's how I got out of my second marriage...

This thread just lost chubby factor.

Bet you wished you'd done it sooner.

Do you think I have a nice personality?

Not unless you are female and 36-26-38

Hell.....I get caught every time I go out.

There are a couple of Sheila's here that have those stats....it is the measurements of their right calf.

Hell yes, especially when they're showing 'em to me.

I was in a grocery store in Alpine, CA, and saw a well maintained vintage model with an aftermarket front end wearing wearing a skin-tight black shirt with writing in rhinestones across her rack. Big boobs and shiny objects... how can a guy NOT stare?

Damn, There's always a catch!

Well, for the life of me I cannot recall ever hearing a better description.

Thanks, I shall use that.

Glad you like it.

I have been known to talk to womens boobs and not pay attention to their face. I come to the conclusion, the ones that are offended are either gay or democrats.

There is more than a few of them here too, but NOT the stats I was thinking of!

hehehehe,...I knew where this one would end up!

LOL

Me too!

A guy I used to work with tried to snap a quick picture of
a woman's cleavage with his cell phone and she caught him.
He was so embarrassed.

I was at the store on the way home today,and noticed the young lady at the register had glitter applied to her cleavage.
wasnt there by accident.

Gettin caught staring at mams is like holding in football, if you don't get caught once in a while, you ain't tryin...

She was advertising Fluffy, just a little window dressing.

i'd eat the corn out of her schit

Poor girls only got one arm.

Gunner

It is amazing what a man will agree to while he is mesmerized by a womans' "rack" as you call it....

Not really, some of us are legs and arse men.....but a complete package is nice.

That is one FINE looking woman!!!!

An old classy one, that. But fret not, sir. The kernels are the closest you're ever going to get, I'm sure.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Interesting thread.

If they want to show it off, I'll look at it.



What the hell - I'll look at it anyway - that's what shades are made for!

Wow!

You can say that again!

I have a thing for asian women.

Don't we all.

raybass if that brunette were a rifle cartridge, she'd be a 7mm Mashburn Super!

Probably, but none of us could afford to fire the damn thing anyway!

I can have fun just thinking about it!

Had a really good looking neighbor years ago that asked me to help her with her lawn mower. It was a very hot Texas afternoon and she was wearing a oversized, loose fitting sun top or whatever you call it.

She bent over the mower to point something out to me and ALL of her glory was in plain sight. I was reduced to a stammering fool as she looked up at me and said, "You have'nt heard a word I've said have you?"

She smiled, went in the house and put on a t-shirt and said, "Let's try this again."

Twas a magical moment I'll never forget.

Yabut she has big boobs and that makes up for any physical defects.

It's amazing how much a woman will take advantage of a man who is mesmerized by that same womans "rack".

Ah we all love the LBFMs, just remember you have to go in sideways

This thread is in danger of flat-lining. Time to add some curves.

Any idea why that thread stopped? It was a good one

Ok, proof she has two arms....

While curvy, she doesn't appear to have the oversize watermelon ass that often appears with the big ta-tas. Excellent!

When they are storebought, the butt usually is an extra--

If we're talking natural, I'd much rather have an a-cupper with the kind of smooth, tight legs and ass I like instead of big ta-tas with ripples and cottage cheese down below.

Ain't that the truth.

Pretty rare to find OEM big tata's matched to a nice body and face.

Come on,..admit it, you gals stare too....

The problem with googling Denise Milani, is that its hard to stop googling Denise Milani.

Indeed, here we go again.

Quick,...change the thread title to something inane.!

How about "US military sniper rifles"?

Rick will never suspect a thread with that title.

John

He'll be looking for that...how about "hunting boots"

JSTUART: She DOES look expensive!

Talking from experience.

Oh yes, I am fairly certain there would be some high overheads to maintain that little gem.

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For the "ass men"....

Whimper.

Drool.......

Hawk, yer makin me proud.

yep in 1989 the response was amazing.

Miss Lynn - is that the voice of experience that I hear?

Mark

WTF......only one?

This thread reminds me of the ABC's of bra size thread..... brings a tear to my eye.....

In the spirit of the thread...

Vicious cycle

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big t!ts.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big t!ts, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

At the University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am just looking for a girl with big t!ts.

Absolutely

Well, all I'll say is.....there was a truck stop owned by 3 sisters in Eastern Wyoming where we would stop while at Antelope camp last week to eat, where ALL waitresses had large racks!.....

I'm disappointed in you guys... Posting all these pictures




And no twins yet!

Winnie, does your girlfriend know you're up this late cruisin the net for chicks!?

Maybe....but he has excellent taste.

I can't disagree... That's a lotta ham for two eggs!!

Winnie, you're welcome in my camp anytime. Just don't forget to bring the twins.

She looks like she has a nice personality...!

Looks like she's got "dual" personalities....

Shhhh don't tell her... She might.... ummm... not do much.

Something for the Tikka owners to ogle.

Laughin'...

One time at work, during a very boring meeting , I was staring at a woman's very nice rack. Never make that mistake again.

Hence your screen name?

On the same note we'd like to hear the story behind you ID LOL

More racks.

To be fair I bet there is a spice rack somewhere in the kitchen...

what kitchen

That should be a classic for everyone who loves synthetic stocks.

If my eyes were lasers....Dolly Parton would be flat-chested!!

I have no opinion on Tikkas, but that is darned funny.

Got to admit...I laughed a little. Funny stuff

It's rooted in something I thought would never happen to me. It started with me handing a woman some money, and after a short wait I had them in-hand. A set of personalized plates like no other...

I think it's blocked from our view by the pie rack...

Many times. So what! It is a spectator sport!

I work in a resort area where bikini tops and shorts are considered proper attire during the summer. Acres and acres of scantily clad tourist flesh.

Unfortunately, there's always a certain percentage that makes you want to gouge your eyes out. 200lb plus women should not wear tiny tops.

If it wasn't for hunting season, I'd really hate fall.

The old DOG!



I say.... breast inhancement should be illeagal.
And punishable by DEATH!


Think about it. If all were 38 DDD , how boring it would be, but think back a few decades when breasts were real. A natural rack was an act of God and we REALLY appreciated it!

Now?
Any bimbo with a credit card can have one.

That's crazy talk!

That is funny. thanks

Stumpy

Bump

holy crap! gotta love humor

That Got My Attention

Woo Hoo Why can I never be in that position to see stuff like that