Was in the airport and saw a men's magazine with the title MILF. Did not take very long to figure what the title ment.

Mother I'd Like to be more Familiar with.

I do better with picture explainations.

Just sayin.....

"My Itchin' Left Foot"

Might be a video or two circulating.

Men In Love with Foosball?

Blonde.

Blessings,

Steve

So no one knows huh?

Is that some dude heavin' around on a blonde's giblets in the background?

looks like a couple of snatches butt to butt.
Married indesisive lonely(or looney ,probably both)woman.

Moro-Islamic Liberation Front

Google it if you don't believe me.

They should probably change their name.

McMillan Is Laid Fiberglass.

At least I got the laid part right.

The magazine?

Men
Investigating
Lubricious
Females

If you guys really don't know, I ain't gonna tell ya.
Paul B.

doesn't surprise me

bet they still drink Postum

wtf

WIFE - - Woman I fulfill enthusiastically. ;-{>8

Don't forget about the GILF's too!

damn now you got him mind [bleep]

guys you would like to what?!


hey if that's the way you swing, nobody's judging

Hey Seminole, isn't mrs boo cocky a GILF?

kinda



she's not "i'd like to f_ck" but "i already f_cked"

I know what you mean.

pick dat mrlf up at th aftaparty she like to daty then i hits it reverse cowgirl switchup some atm then go alligator [bleep] till creampie then tells her i am the fake agent- surprise u on couch castings

hahahaha

Hell some guys on here probably like getting a "Christmas tree"!

It means that you like myself, are getting too damn old to find young shiela's interesting.

I like me some GILF's....id suck on them liberal tig bitties

long as the bitch dont smile talk about fugly

Ouch! I think we need a MILF photo thread, It would make my day>

This should keep you busy for a while

Blocked!!!

I'd turn celibate before touching that nasty liberal POS

Making Idiot's Lives Fun?

Me too. Yuk!

I'm thinking the "ect" covers a few more activities that end in 'ing.

Marriage Is Lifelong fail

Man is lord forever

Must be some type of time warp there, I've lost over two hours...

I warned ya!

Man...I Love Food!

I've always been a fan of the milf.

You guys should should see my sister who I'm constantly told is the ultimate MILF with 3 teenage boys.

At first I wanted to fight but am now flattered.

And NO I am not posting pics. :-)

Hell, when I was in HS there were teachers I preferred over the majority of the girls. TILFs?

My sister is also a teacher.

With all the fixins and a Masters from Clemson. :-)

PM?

All our teachers had boyfriends that ran up Kettle Hill!

don't forget the silf

http://hedonistic.co.uk/sheep.jpg

you're missing the point, you slam those like a screen door until they're at the threshold

and then you back off, over and over


all the while repeating, who loves George Bush?, who's gonna vote GOP next time?


tell daddy what he wants to hear and THEN you get your cookies

Stop behind the school bus that's dropping off at the day care and you'll figure it out pretty quick.

Want me to post mine?

So, did you buy it?

Holy flopping fun bags Batman!

Mariachis I'd like to flog?

True, but she has to be at least 70 in the shade.

This pretty sums up what the letters meant

^^^