Haven't seen the man post in awhile now. You OK, Terry?
He was online today. Probably [bleep] with dumbasses.
Some more cat pictures might help.
Maybe a joke will draw him out...
Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Miami. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation. "Hello, sir," she began. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you" he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes," he said and continued to read.
Goldie persisted "Do you like pussycats?"
With that he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, whipped off both their swimsuits, and made passionate love to her.
Afterwards: as they proceeded to put their swimsuits back on, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that's what I wanted?"
The man replied,"How did you know my name was Katz?"
John
The atheist Jew psychiatrist in our town (Dr Katz) pronounced his surname "Kottz."
When I mentioned to Carol Anne that a super-liberal pastor friend was offering marriage-and-family classes all week and was bringing Katz in, she was horrified by the picture that she got from what she heard me say.
T has had a very sad and bad week. TWO of his Brother Deputies have passed. One from enemy action, one from natural causes but in a completely tragic manner. He is grieving and just needs a bit of time to get wired together. Double punches like that can really slam a Man.
prayers sent from here, for the departed and their families, and for our friend TLEE
Terry is one of the best.
Day in and day out, we depend on him for some great laughs.
Now he needs us.
Prayers sent.
Steve
Terry is a great person, helped me out several times. My condolences regards his friends.
Prayers sent for Terry and his friends families.
Sorry for your loss, Terry.
Best to Mr. Lee. Hope he can heal up soon from these losses.
ET hit it, I have looked but just don't feel much like BS or jokes at the present.
I do thank all for the concern, I'll be lurking time to time..
Thanks ET, I knew you would understand.
ET hit it, I have looked but just don't feel much like BS or jokes at the present.
I do thank all for the concern, I'll be lurking time to time..
Thanks ET, I knew you would understand.
I'm sorry for your losses, Terry. Godspeed to all involved.