Bronze? WTF?


http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/08/27/which-states-drink-most-and-least-beer/




Travis

After North Dakota? WTF?

You really don't need to try harder, Travis.

The results were skewed by the fact that most Montanans were too busy drinking beer, buying beer, thinking about drinking beer, thinking about driving to the store for beer, working to get money to buy beer, or thinking about how to get free beer out of their friends and neighbors to answer the silly survey.

Ed

Might have a point. Also, that survey sort of excluded the smaller breweries and that is pretty much all I drink any more.



Travis

I believe that. Oil boom. They mention it in the article.



Travis

We're on the least list! I really need to try harder too....

Wi has the drinkinest mf's in the nation we just got a lot of old prudes messing up our reputation.

5th my ass...

I thought Cheesedicks drank a lot too. Until I moved here...



Travis

And I finally figured out why UtahLefty is able to delve into every hobby known to man.


Travis

In WI a ten year old can legally drink with a fily member in a bar....

He's into meth?

Just Kidding!!!

Ed

Same for New York, Kansas, Wyoming, Texas...



Travis

Velllll, lookee derr Ole, vee iss vinners!!!! Effurt pays. ;-{>8

CHAMPIONS!!!


Travis

Unlike the Bears....

How dare you talk schit behind my back, and right to my face.



Travis

I like beer as much as anybody, but you and I both know that Bourbon is the butter on our bread.

Sorry, will not do that again....I am sure the Bears will win it all, as soon as they....well.....never mind....

I cling to guns, religion, and the Superbowl Shuffle.


BOOM!


Travis

Godspeed....you will need it....

When my son gets in trouble, I make him wear a Cutler jersey.



Travis

Laffin...I guess it's better than the fridge....

Oil boom

The Fridge was awesome.

For a season...



Travis

I'm so ashamed.

Walter Payton was the classy one....Love to see footage of him running....

Dude was a machine.



Travis

I thought people from Minnesoduh were born ashamed?


Travis

You butter his bread?

WTF?


Travis

I didn't say I just became ashamed did I?

Point.


Travis

People from Minnesota should not be nearly as ashamed as people from Illinoise, but the Illinoise people hide it better....

Is beer still legal in illinoise?

I have the best of all worlds. I am from IL, so I can claim loyalty to the greatest sports teams ever.

I also abandoned that liberal infested schit hole, and now live in the greatest state in the union.

Win/win.


Travis

Your parents lied to you growing, up the packers ain't from Il...Sorry that I got be the guy to break the news.

Not at all. My dad always told us growing up that Wisconsin was full of packers.



Travis

Negative, Ghostrider. I said BOURBON is the button on our bread. You been drinking too much beer.

Doing my part at this very moment to keep us at #2.

Will be helping Wisconsin maintain it's status in 3 weeks too.

Once again Oregon showing the nation what it looks like to be below average. Welcome to anti-nirvana.

I'd drink like a fish too, if I lived in Montanny.

and he did it without a lot of blocking for many years....

Sycamore

Fancy-ass word for a hick.

True that.


Travis

I read so many posts from Mensa members I became educated.



Travis

Glad you are paying attention!

BTW, which members are having menses?

Bristoe and Adair.

Laughin'....



Travis

Thank me later.

Elitist...

Yah, Vutt really torques me'an Ole off, iss duh vay day iss givin credit ta dem Texas tea drillurss. It's like vee vuss nuttin before day got here, ya know. Ooofduh.

==========

I wish I never listened to you about AWOLNATION. Me and my gang have seen them twice now, once at a chili cook-off.

They'll fill football stadiums inside a year.

Hey hey!


Sister took her fancy test a couple weeks ago to see if she gets to be a lawyer.

Doesn't find out results for another couple months.


I already said I'll quite this hired man bullchit and be the California lawnboy.

I have two friends riding out that first week of October heart-attack wait, as well.

I got my money on your sis. I'll strike you off my marketing pool now.

You didn't seem to have an aversion when they showed up in my hand...

[bleep]' [bleep].


Travis

The article is about beer, not [bleep]. Keep Texas in Texas!


God bless,
Travis

I'm going to call bs!!! the last 2 weeks alone> I'd of had to bump us into the top ten...wtf

I think the Town Pump here sells more 'cheap' beer than anywhere else on Earth.

Rez takes the per capita every time....grin

I saw him in his pro debut in a preseason game, Shriners, in Milwaukee. My dad and and uncle were carrying on how he was going to be a great one. That's before Packer and Bear fans hated each other, and had mutual respect and admiration for their respective teams.

That's racist.

I am a Scandinavian-American and I do not appreciate your comments. My people have been put down by "the Man" for far too long. Just because we say Oof-da, eat lefse and lutefisk, does not mean you can racially profile us. We have rights too. Maybe it's high time we march on Washington.

Now pass the Aquavit.

That's a stupid survey. Everyone with a brain knows that you don't import beer into dry areas when you're being surveilled rather closely. Burped R&R or Monarch Rot-gut er, Vodka is the stuff. Therefore the numbers are skewed in Alaska. "We" may not drink much beer, but "we" drink. (Okay, perhaps that ain't much acclaim on which to hang our hats. :-( )

From what I have seen, Queensland would blow the US stats in the weeds. You go into a high end pub or restaurant and ask for a martini and you get a head tilt from the bartender. Alberta likely as well.

"Now pass the Aquavit."


I allvays do.