My cousin's ex wife's pimp heard from his lawyer that cheerios are served at the national mason's convention. This thread should be epic. I'm guessing a million posts by tomorrow morning.

Only if the breakfast is served by indentured Messicans

and his lawyer is an international banker, too...

Dude...you know damned well you can't give away secrets. You mist now be punished

Again! When will they ever learn?

Screw this, I'm going to messico........

and I'm takin my fookin Cheerios with me!

Yes, in fact this lawyer is a mehican international banker! Do you guys know him too?

duz he keep his gun in a plastic bag inna shower??

And the milk is certified organic, with no genetically modified cows, corn,or fluoride.

Yes, yes, and yes. Not sure about the fluoride.

Gitem, I'm not a Mason. I tried it but the goat blood was too bitter.

Fluoridated goats are sweeter.

What beer is being served beside the cheerio's?

Musta been a jewish goat

michelob amber bock.

Prince Hall masons eat Cheerios with fluoridated goat milk??

I thought the Mason gave up Michelob after Anheuser Bush sold out to the Belgium's....or did I miss one of the Grand Conspiracy Meetings where the Rothchilds gave their approval for the merger and continued mixing of Amber Bock with the fluoridated goats milk?

Fat chicks are being dropped in by drones powered by Cheerios.

I didn't know Messicans could afford dental procedures.

I think you missed a meeting. Amber Bock is still the official beer of the masons. They however do not publicly endorse it in fear of a retaliatory strike from the Jewish bankers.

Real men eat bacon for breakfast, whether or not they are international banksters.

I would appreciate if this thread could stay on topic for at least 5 pages. After that bring on the T&A.

You missed a meeting. We swapped in Asian chicks, it was the only way we could get the drones off the ground.

Tex was disappointed, so you will need to bring an extra keg for him to the next secret meeting.

"You missed a meeting. We swapped in Asian chicks, it was the only way we could get the drones off the ground."

Now that you've thrown in a race card the only thing missing is a little cop bashing

It's all NSA entrapment an I got nuthin ta say.

Says the guy who was feeding his horse Cheerios at the last meeting.

2nd course after cheerios is Lutefisk.

Desert is 80 year old Pun-tang

After the last couple of days, I'd think twice about serving Cheerios to a pretty white woman. God knows what it could lead to.

I eat my Cheerios in a tinfoil bowl and look for patterns of "O"s.

And the Knights of Columbus have Friday fish fry's during Lent and give the profits away to charities.

When did LBP join?

Now the truth comes out, sch!tt just got real!!

Masons don't accept petitions from dumba$$es who put pistols in plastic bags.

Do the Mason's accept their secret code if spelled out using Cheerio's?

So, "Ask A Mason" has been replaced by "Pour A Bowl"??

Only if the Cheerios are floating in Amber Bock.

It is a well know fact that the wives of Masons are allergic to Cheerios.

I want to share a bowl of Cheerios with Zoe Saldana. Is this wrong?

I had to google her. Ya I think she would be fine with the Cheerios. although you might want to hold off on the lutefisk until the second date.

Most Mexicans aren't in dentures.

Mmmm....

....can I pick the punisherettes?

Nailed it!!!

Yes, and it's a Glock.

Yeah! We got to change the password now.

I don't get it

Wee Cheerios are kosher, so it must be true.

http://www.star-k.org/cons-appr-cereal.htm

I didn't get any Cheerios this morning...

Which part? Do you want me to bump the masons thread, or the cheerios thread?

But will they have traveled far to get there?

NO Mason ever kept his pistol in a ziplock baggie.

It's agin the rules.

Yes, The international banking cartels fund their travels.

Truth!!



Did Trigger ever get fed Cheerios??

OK�masons obviously like cheerios.

Do they hate jews?


Do they like pit bulls?

I got a STD from a jewish waitress. Gave it to a pitbull the next night.

Masons are about the most annoying group of people I've ever met. They beg me and beg me to join their group.

Cereal is for children. Wake up and make some eggs you lazy sacks of schit.



Travis

I heard they hate pollocks�.

What do they have against fish? Now if you're talking polacks, slow down because I are one...

Alaskan walleye

Cheerios represent the mystic circle of the Illuminati. Like donuts do the same for cops. That is how I know they are all tools of the cabals.

Yup, ....enter the Bagel Cult, and all's lost.

GTC

Eats Cheerios..........

Are you kidding the fat chicks are the only reason I joined. Now if the drones are having payload problems I suggest larger drones vs smaller chicks...

^^^^ found you one...

Lets see some pics...

You asked

my eyes my eyes...

We sacrificed a vegan at our last meeting. Everybody thought it was supposed to be a virgin. Turned out to be some guy who wouldn't eat meat...

I was wondering about that when I wrote it.

Oh well�they hate those fish!

Have you got any PM's in the last few minutes?

negatory...

Oh OK I suggested you might be of some help to a fellow working on a wildcat cartridge...

Might be someone I have on ignore..theres a bunch of them these days...

Maybe, I hope not he needs some help...

Just tell him wildcats can be shot with any cartridge, he doesn't have to develop one just for them.

He's worried he might offend you so he said he's not going to ask.

He's looking at doing a .270 of some sort. I suggested the awesome .270 Poohbah giving you full credit of course. I told him how it was a vast improvement over the lowly 7x57 what with the superior .277 bullet and all...

Poohbah, are you ok? I hope you haven't fainted.

Even the mighty 7x57 couldn't bring that one down....

Heck no, 7x57's bounce off deer. That's why you need a .270 Poohbah...

Ingwe will not be offended. I haven't deleted the pm I sent him, and I won't put it up here but (It was deplorable).

Everybody does.



Travis

Not true. We had Raisin Bran with Bacon, for obvious reasons and all had to partake.

Just think, this entire thread was instigated by a lawyer, pimp,and ex-wife. Now, if the rumor were only based on those last two .....

Words hurt.

What was that? I had to toggle to read your response eyeball�.

course they can, they sneak across the border, get arrested for a crime, and YOU PAY for the free dental work while in prison fattening up.

more important, did trigger ever tell about why roy was grinning? A close relationship in the barn?

I guess I should have mentioned it in the op, but the pimp was a recently retired police officer from the Niobe P.D. Probably adds a lot more credibility to the story.